Senior Agent

RP blog for Agent 3 from Splatoon. Selective and private, please read rules before interacting. Penned by AnimeFish!

[midsleeper]

here’s my finished piece for the octozine! 🐙🐙🐙🐙

[agentenz]

The Octo Expansion was a heartwarming, charming and funny story.

« C’est très triste. » « Alexa, passe Calamari Inkantation. »

[blenderbuster-blog]

[kyosplosion]

agent 3′s mind got hijacked by that crazy phone!

concussion, mind control, beaten by an octoling… poor agent 3 got the short end of the stick for the entire dlc.

[renxamamiya]

GYAAH! Agent 8? Help meeee! Agent 3′s mind was hijacked by that crazy phone!

[clannfearrunt]

I’ve been thinking about this for MONTHs

[heroroller]

Surpass the hero within!

[teapartiez]

No one talks about how many agent 24 references there is in Hiakara Walker, so in honor of pride month, I present to you:

[blenderbuster-blog]

octo-agent‌:

“Yeah. I, uh…I made you a deep-fried ice cream cake, but it took a while.”

She holds it up, and the reason it took so long is immediately obvious - there’s dozens of candles in it, spelling out “YOU’RE A SQUID, NOT A KID.”

“That... looks fatal. I love it.” Holy shell, she really went all out on this cake. And here Mira was forgetting about the day entirely. Whoops. 

“Date just sorta slipped my mind... been busy. Arm’s getting better and I gotta stay in shape, y’know? But, um... thanks. Don’t usually celebrate too much myself.”

[blenderbuster-blog]

“...oh. Today was the 15th wasn’t it.”

“...well. Shit.”

[cee-acid]

[bigskycastle]

scribbles here too

[ursidanger]

lesbian activity

[birdblitz]

smash has consumed my life i hope to draw some of the other fellas i’m maining too

[doshmobile]

i main nacho cheese inkling now

[bigskycastle]

🌊 

[blenderbuster-blog]

octo-agent‌:

She’d dismantled more or less the entire army - no one in the Valley knew how to deal with an actual invasion. Well, not a full invasion - no one even knew how to deal with a single Inkling breaking in. The army went a century without combat, most of its soldiers were woefully underprepared and underpaid…it’s not too surprising that Mira could fight the entire way to Octavio. 

“I mean, uh…” She coughs nervously. “It’s a good thing that you did get the Zapfish back, ‘cause…’cause Octavio stealing it could’ve been way worse if the Inkling military found out. I do still think the Great Zapfish should be shared, but…I don’t think you did anything terrible. You probably scared the carp out of a lot of people, though. I think the, uh…the hallucinatory nightmare was all the hairpin’s doing, though.” She’s had a few regular nightmares about Mira - usually mind-controlled Mira, so she’d rather not bring them up.

“Yeah, I…I feel the same way about some of the memes I’ve seen about myself. Most of them are pretty harmless, like…lots of ‘Agent 8 Says Gay Rights’ and stuff like that. But it’s still, kinda, like…I dunno, it’s a strange feeling and I’m not sure I like it.”

“Yeah... yeah, I guess you’re right. Coulda been messy.” Could have... been a new Great Turf War. She’d averted a war. She’d even left some Zapfish behind, her way of helping out the Octarians. If only that part of her little crusade had been made public.

“The hairpin... so, what, it’s like... haunted?” She hesitates briefly, staring down at the hairpin... and then picks it up. She debates for a half-second if she should pretend to freeze up as a joke- then decides that was likely in poor taste.

“Nothing. Seems like whatever magic juju this thing had is gone now, at least.”