Today's Document
RMH
Keni
Andulka
One Nice Bug Per Day
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
NASA
Sade Olutola
#extradirty
izzy's playlists!
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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@secondhandnonsense
this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs
man come on. it's colours
THIS IS OUR RADIUM. you're absolutely right
How it feels to use any tool, app, or website right now
idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"
nurse who takes your urine sample, goes "EWWWW THIS IS PEE" and drops it then runs away
give me a nice thought
bitch I’ll live to WRITE it
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
why are the most powerful people in the world all such whiny fucking babies now
"Got nothing to lose, so I might as well win" is such a raw line and it comes from a Nintendo fansong about Waluigi beating up every character in Smash Bros.
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose
I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!
Well there you have it!
