whats up fuckers

bold of you to assume i have dignity

[blairwitchapologist]

aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Thoughts on dilfs ?

Well I'd like to fuck them obviously

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[cherishedproperty]

Reblogging for inspiration. Commit to being bad at something new in 2022.

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[stargiirl27]

toxic mothers are wild they'll really be like "I never said that" like ma'am yes you did cause it's been ingrained in my head since I was twelve

[blairwitchapologist]

aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

[theinsects]

i hope princess diana is waiting for philip at the gates with a double barrel shotgun. get him girl.

[glowstarkey]

O M G

[psyducked]

Top, vers, or bottom?

Whatever Jake Gyllenhaal needs me to be

[leehallfae]

antique store’s drawer on fb // e. e. cummings // john keats // bill dow // henry dumas // @/wonderlandhatter // @/persimmon444 // stardust 2007 // @/wspieranie

[nowthatsanairship]

Money-saving tips adapted for people w/ ADHD:

1. Convince yourself that the future is Real and numbers have meaning

[jumpingjacktrash]

i did that and it gave me anxiety what’s the next step

[1617]

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

[kiwi]

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[everythingfox]

Baby bears

(via)