Completely Pointless & Arbitrary Blog

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[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[alexaloraetheris]

🎵Everybody was Kung-fu fighting🎵

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

♫ Those cats were fast as lightning ♪

[targetedknowledge]

[zygon-commander]

I am going to actually attempt this. This is exactly the kind of shit I like to do in my spare time. When they evaluated me for autism it involved giving me an IQ test that involved arranging a series of large shapes made up of colored triangles as fast as possible and I did it so fast that the test administrator was visibly shocked. The doctor who diagnosed me told me I must be incredibly smart bc I scored in the 96th percentile of patients who'd taken their IQ test and I was like yuppppp that's me and it's crazy how I've never even thought about the placement of a colored triangle before haha

[zygon-commander]

behold...... the world flag

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[idk-whateverthisis]

I do not have a dishwasher in my home. I do not understand why do people need it

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

It's more water efficient

Sanitizes as it cleans

It's faster to load the washer than it is to wash by hand, leaving you time to do something else while it runs

Saves counter space (no drainer on the counter)

Looks nicer (no drainer full of drying dishes on the counter)

Some people just fucking hate to wash dishes

You don't have to stick your hands into gross, greasy water

Less chance of getting soapy water all over the floor, counter, and/or your shirt

Can be loaded with one hand, which is useful if you've got a clingy toddler who screams every time you put them down, or have a cast on your hand/arm, or use crutches/a cane, or are missing a hand/arm/fingers

Sponges/dishcloths quickly become hotbeds of bacteria if not changed/laundered frequently.

I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones that immediately come to mind. Obviously there are some things that should never go in the dishwasher (eg crystal glasses, cast iron cookware) and if you're only washing one or two items before using them again while cooking, then handwashing is the way to go.

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[emphasisonthehomo]

A lot of American politics seems to boil down to asking “Hey, can we have that cool thing other countries have?” and then the government says NO that would be TOO EXPENSIVE!!! and then the news breaks that another fifteen billion dollars has been spent on the Machine That Murders People Horribly instead.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Accurate.

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[meeedeee]

“We can’t force people to like each other. We can’t force people to be nice to each other. But we could take away fandom bullies’ favorite tools. So we did.”

— On The Creation of Archive of Our Own

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[i-am-dulaman]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Someone here once referred to me as "badass" and I was all

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL