The Dragon's Den

I am Clair, the leader of the Blackthorn City Gym of the Johto League.

[blesseddragonmaster]

Leaf these memos are inappropriate and quite frankly the insinuation of this sentiment is a little disturbing. Perhaps Karen or Lorelei would be somewhat more appreciative of these gestures.

[ommanyte]

[maya-passiflora]

[dragonheadmasterdrayden]

How many gabite could you bench press?

I measure my bench presses by Druddigons.

[blesseddragonmaster]

blessedboobmaster

Leaf. Stop this. I will have to call Lance if you don’t behave yourself.

[julshii]

[castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis]

Please spread this gem like wildfire.

[skeletqn-deactivated20191013]

Forever reblog

[thetinygeek]

Thick thighs save lives

[regicearchive]

[braixenskirt-deactivated2021042]

Goo-dra Goo-dra!

[debt-deactivated20121223]

[blesseddragonmaster]

... dragonheadmasterdrayden

[katewolfer]

Fly high lil slimy guy~<3

[blesseddragonmaster]

Won't you tame my dragon?

No one can tame your dragon but you. You must learn respect for each other or your dragon will never trust you. And I would never share my expertise with a weak trainer who cannot handle his own dragon. Come back when you both have learned some discipline and control.

[okcupidescapades]

one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.

he said “i know”

[allmymetaphors]

i hope every man who kisses me or lays a hand on me knows that i am significantly more powerful than he is and i want to destroy him 

[blesseddragonmaster]

Does the carpet match the drapes? ;)

Leave.

[poke-chic-mag]

League Notice

Recovery has moved steadily along the regions. The Indigo League has taken many measures to insure their citizens safety and prevention from future attacks. It has been requested that all Gym Leaders from the Kanto and Johto region go through an inspection to see that they met the requirements and will continue to in such times. Inspectors have already begun to check gyms from towns. Reports will arrive to the league and decisions made. When our reporters asked Champion Lance about this action he stated absolute faith in his Gym Leaders and believes they will continue on without delay. We will keep you updated on the progress of said inspection, for a daily update and more information on the gyms being looked into visit our website and click the “Inspect” link.

[charcoal-hues]

gymleadersabrina-psychic princesserikaofceladon ceruleanmermaid-misty gentle-as-steel ecruteaksmystic blesseddragonmaster

[ecruteaksmystic]

I received mine a few days ago. Thank you for ensuring I have been notified. I’ll be ready when the time arrives.

[blesseddragonmaster]

The Blackthorn City Gym’s inspection will begin on Monday morning. Morty I trust you defended Ecruteak City well agaimst attack and your citizens remained as safe as those in Blackthorn.

[ecruteaksmystic]

That I did. Our rural location also assisted in the minimum casualties. The robots migrated towards more populous locations and their surroundings. With luck we should be finished in our reconstruction by this week.

[blesseddragonmaster]

My trainers are skilled battlers and we didn't have much trouble. Much like yours, a city up in the mountains wasn't the first target for attack. We were thankful for that.

[poke-chic-mag]

League Notice

Recovery has moved steadily along the regions. The Indigo League has taken many measures to insure their citizens safety and prevention from future attacks. It has been requested that all Gym Leaders from the Kanto and Johto region go through an inspection to see that they met the requirements and will continue to in such times. Inspectors have already begun to check gyms from towns. Reports will arrive to the league and decisions made. When our reporters asked Champion Lance about this action he stated absolute faith in his Gym Leaders and believes they will continue on without delay. We will keep you updated on the progress of said inspection, for a daily update and more information on the gyms being looked into visit our website and click the “Inspect” link.

[charcoal-hues]

gymleadersabrina-psychic princesserikaofceladon ceruleanmermaid-misty gentle-as-steel ecruteaksmystic blesseddragonmaster

[ecruteaksmystic]

I received mine a few days ago. Thank you for ensuring I have been notified. I’ll be ready when the time arrives.

[blesseddragonmaster]

The Blackthorn City Gym's inspection will begin on Monday morning. Morty I trust you defended Ecruteak City well agaimst attack and your citizens remained as safe as those in Blackthorn.

[blesseddragonmaster]

I... Well, blastoisechampion, this card is hardly appropriate. You should probably rethink your misplaced sentiment.