stanHaechan

[blessmysadsoul]

Me: a functioning adult with a job

Also my monkey brain whenever I see a fruit or vegetable in the shape of phalanges: look a banana

[applejwoos]

[outside of a fast food restaurant]

Chan: You’re prostituting yourself off for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?

Minho: A man’s gotta eat.

[twistedhellknight52]

My egg and fruit boiled saled

[blessmysadsoul]

Ahh yes, my sleep paralysis demon in food form

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[katsen13]

😇 Uhm, ok lol

[blessmysadsoul]

👄 ... what?

[blessmysadsoul]

I need @nasa-official to launch me into a black hole. It's for self care, I promise

[skippyv20]

Succulents that look like something out of this world

Clear Succulent Plant

Rose Succulents

Bunny Succulents

Some of the fantastically strange plants like the mermaid tail or the opal-like clear succulents look like they’re from another planet and something that aliens keep on their alien desks in their alien offices.

If you want to get one of these peculiar succulents for yourself or for your loved ones as a gift, the mermaid one is called a crested Senecio Vitalis while the clear one is the Haworthia Cooperi plant.

Haworthia succulents are popular because of their “leaf windows” which let in a lot of light for the plant. The “windows” also minimize water loss from evaporation because the rest of the plant is buried underground. Haworthia plants also have accordion-like roots that pull them deeper into the ground so that they can thrive.

Unusual Succulent

Trachyandra

Albuca

Haworthia plants are easy to take care of and are great succulents for beginners: just pop them on the windowsill and they’ll be happy. Especially if you plop it into some gritty soil.

In general, succulents need plenty of light and you need to rotate them occasionally so all parts of it can enjoy the sun and to help it grow straight.

Overwatering is a big no-no, so check the soil regularly: if it’s dry, get your watering can ready. Also, keep in mind that succulents need more water during Spring and Summer and barely need any in Fall and Winter when they’re ‘resting.’ Finally, wipe the dust off your succulents to help them grow and become your picture-perfect plant-pals.

Lithops

Conophytum Bilobum

Succulent

Euphorbia

Kalanchoe

Stapelia

Unusual Succulent

Mermaid Tail Succulent

Pageae

Orbea Variegata (Starfish Plant)

Crassula Umbella

https://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-succulent-plants/?

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

[blessmysadsoul]

I want these

[humorstar]

cr: @thepigeongazette

[brookietf]

I WAS READY TO CRY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I WAS SO SCARED ;_;

I thought this was going to be a Very Sad Comic

But no

It is just Cute and Wholesome and Good

And about how doggos are Ridiculous Beings <3

Still gonna hug my cats again tho

Animals are good and pure we gotta make sure to remind them we love them a lot as often as we can <3

[katsen13]

I’ve seen this before but it still makes me kind of sad at the start.

[blessmysadsoul]

Don't play with my feelings like that.

[buzzfeedreader]

[injuries-in-dust]

[terryfphanatics]

@caitallolovesyou

[seveneightmine]

Some pictures of Flame w/ her chicks❤️

[blessmysadsoul]

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[goodnoobseveryone]

I will NEVER stop reblogging this big dick energy.

[blessmysadsoul]

Me in about 15 years

[sinfulangel]

Here’s to all my boys with love handles, stretch marks, ribs that show, who feel they are too big or too small, who feel “unmanly,” who have cellulite, who can’t grow facial hair, who can’t seem to gain weight or lose it, who feel “too short” or wish they looked like a male model. Y'all matter. Love you. 💕

[dprdc]

This reassures me very much. :D

[dilemmaverse]

Reblogging this twice because it fucking MATTERS

[december-rains]

here’s to my boys with acne, disabilities, physical abnormalities- you’re amazing and we love you. keep being you, man.

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

:)

[blessmysadsoul]

Me, a male, after seeing this: 🥺🥺🥺

[teenagerposts]

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

[microweave]

kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends

parents: no

kid: okay then

kid: *relies on the internet for literally all social interaction and entertainment because there’s nothing else to do in the house*

parents: get off your phone. youre on the internet too much. you’re addicted. it’s unhealthy. children shouldnt be doing this. why dont you have any friends

[captainofgay-deactivated2018070]

Ah look it’s a summary of our entire generation

[a-redharlequin]

That’s EXACTLY how it started for me

[morganyx]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

True true

[katsen13]

Yeah same. My parents were overprotective.

[blessmysadsoul]

Me to my father, when he scolds me for being on the internet for too long.

[dl4draws]

sydney you’re a genius

based on this post by @gaybarbie​ 

[blessmysadsoul]

I'm sorry but I can't handle this

[sunnyasswaffles]

Bitches be loving a fictional character/celebrity to the point where they just cry because of how fucking cute they are.

I’m bitches.

[blessmysadsoul]

Hi, it's me, Bitches

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[biitumen]

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

[blessmysadsoul]

Square up Mr. Fucking Bezos

[blessmysadsoul]

I don't know about everyone else but the fact that 2020 is almost done got me feeling some type of way. Like, what did I accomplish? How many days was I prisoner in my own home? What does the outside world smell like? Will I ever get the chance to cough or sneeze in public without people coming after my with sanitizers and alcohol sprays? Will I ever get to use my passport? Will racism stop? Can we start eating selfish rich people and corrupt politicians? So many questions so little time to answer them.

[nonasuch]

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

[tygermama]

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

[thequantumqueer]

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

[nonasuch]

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

[powersandplanetaries]

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

[nonasuch]

oh, VERY good

[empressofthelibrary]

A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

[nonasuch]

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

[blessmysadsoul]

Ngl, I would listen the fuck out of that radio station.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blessmysadsoul]

Brent needs to know what the fuck is up. All dogs are 11-12/10