holy moly

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[lakemizu]

:// i wish trees and dirt existed outside of minecraft that would be so cool

[bleucheez]

WAIT CANT I JUST @ THE PERSON SINCE IM NEVER TALKING TO THEM AGAIN????????

[bleucheez]

I hate coming back to this acc just because it reminds me of my garbo abusive ex and it rlly annoys me ew

Anyways if that person is reading fuck you uwu 😎🤙

Thanks for being a bitch and a liar then leaving when your actions bite you in your lying ass uwu!!

Esp guilt tripping me over fake dysphoria owo!

This is so fucking petty lmao

[theocseason4]

[apjvff]

*british accent* i con't sleep

[lilith-of-stardust]

Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years

[30-minute-memes]

pay your respects

[pukicho]

You let soup sit for too long and the top gets all solid and nasty

[amllama]

What are the strawberries for?

[pukicho]

I thought it looked cute

[blackpyrefly]

JK Rowling Announces That Donald Trump is a Slytherin, Topples American Government

[phoenixburncold]

Beeitch you wish. 45 isn’t ducking RESOURCEFUL enough to be Slytherin. He’s a squib scum and wouldn’t be allowed twenty miles of Hogwart in the original books.

[blackpyrefly]

[shysoftgoth]

that idiot is not in my house, hell no. if you ask me he’s a Gryffindor, reckless and kinda stupid (not saying all Gryffindors are stupid tho, but he is).

[futuremilf222]

I’m crying because as soon as something you guys don’t like happens you become stereotypical Slytherins and spout out some Blood Purity ass shit.

“Trumps a Slytherin” “NUH-UH! TRUMPS A GODDAMN MUDBLOOD AND I WILL CURSE HIS BITCHASS INTO OBLIVION!!!”

But yeah he’s a total Gryffindor.

[strandedway-deactivated20221203]

I’m not gonna let you bash my house like that.

[futuremilf222]

IM SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME OLE’ WISE ONE! You’re house is far superior…..to Ravenclaw…….

[strandedway-deactivated20221203]

Nah, don’t worry we cool. Also Ravenclaw rules. 😂 Most of us Gryffindors are dumb as fuck me being one.

Trump 👏 doesn’t 👏 deserve 👏 to 👏 be 👏 in 👏 any 👏 one 👏 of 👏 these 👏 beautiful 👏 fucking 👏 houses! 👏

[futuremilf222]

Trump goes to durmstrang. HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

[blackpyrefly]

I am begging you people to shut the fuck up

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

spowoky times this year

[onlytwitterpics]

[sistertaxon]

i have a mouth

and i can scream :)

[fungoidfred]

[theawesomeadventurer]

imagine explaining this post to your grandmother

[kin-bot]

she took my kins in the divorce

[kin-bot]

[bullyfemme]

If you make fun of trans guys whose voices start cracking when they go on T, I come to your house in person and take a bat to your knee caps.

[bullyfemme]

Also if you make fun of a trans girl while she’s practicing on getting her voice where she wants it, I come to your house in person and take an ice pick to your skull.

[silvervictory]

Ｙｅａｈ，　ｔｈａｔｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｂａｃｋ.

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[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

[record-11]

god do u ever just wanna [vwoops away from u like a minecraft enderman]