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Today I'll be productive even if it kills me.

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A tv almost fell on my head because one of my dogs run in to see what I was doing and made me trip over them

#the dogs are ok #the tv is surprisingly ok too #but i rolled my ankle and msy have a concussion #productivity kills

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let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

I was talking with a friend about Cookie Run Kingdom lore and he said 'oh yea don't you like shadow milk cookie and you need a new keyboard too why not look up a shadow milk cookie keyboard' Foolish me. I believe him. The concept sounds so cool i had to look it up. And when i did look up 'shadow milk cookie keyboard' the suggested words bar said 'incident' and then 'video'. I beg your finest pardon but what the actual fuck happened here :D?

Is it a porn thing?

Is it a porn thing.?

It's gotta be a porn thing right?

I wouldn't be surprised seeing how feral this fandoms is and my accidental finds of ckr smut and to be fair he is a cunty blue shapeshifting theatrical twink with a god complex. Who wouldn't want to peg him either out of love for him or pure loathing for them

But now i'm just disapponthat there no actual Shadow Milk Cookie keyboard

#cookie run kingdom #ckr #smc #smc crk #shadow milk cookie #betrayal

Today I'll be productive even if it kills me.

Seeing how my dead wife has gotten her spotlight and revealed this bombshell I can post what was in my drafts for awhile but was scared to post because of greenapple shippers:

#this is not to discourage greenapple shippers its just a what if #the freak circus #tfc #the freak circus of horrors #tfc columbina #the freak circus columbina #the freak circus harlequin #the freak circus pierrot #i also believe that Harlequin is the youngest and has a family of mostly women/ older sisters and that Pierrot might be an only child bc yes

Im trying to wait for my drunken neighbors to stop fucking and puking in the backyard so I can walk the dogs but they've been at it for almost an hour now

I told my roommate i wasn't feeling well and wanted to sit in the dark alone for awhile but she's playing in my doorway with her loud ass neice while also being loud and touching my stuff

#is she doing it on purpose because of last night?#great now shes in my room to play fighting her neice

The sexual tension between me and the toaster oven is strong from how I want to put my head in there and not come up for air

#for legal reasons this is a joke #sex joke

I just put the noodle seasoning pack in my milk and hot chocolate mix in my noodles

#im going to put my put my head in the oven #i need help #and a nap #i just need to not be human right now #its all too much

I have to force myself to stop loving someone who makes me fall for them harder

Every.

Single.

Day.