they don't even exist.

therefore, they can not lie.

[laneichy]

Grumble grumble…

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[1st-1]

[penny-anna]

my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

[penny-anna]

gonna style these 2 together and report back ig

[runcibility]

Your dentist is trying to give you keymaster vibes

[teaboot]

Endgame is you end up sleeping in one of those Dune suits so you don't wither into a prune whilst unconscious

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hear me out

[napoleanbonafarte]

Disconnecticut

[psalidodont]

Toothcarps from Buenos Aires, Argentina

[1st-1]

[hehearse]

[coisasdetere]

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[eye-spy-an-eye]

Positive affirmation fish with happy colors!

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[1st-1]

[nixieteeth]

LEVEL 11 TEACHER PANIC EVENT

KID WROTE "MPREG VORTEX" ON THEIR DOODLE PAD AT LUNCH CLUB

I ASKED THEM TO PUT IT AWAY

ANOTHER KID MUST HAVE SMELLED MY HORROR

ASKED "MS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS"

SAMANTHA YOU ARE THIRTEEN WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS

[nixieteeth]

@too-many-muses I went full on startled prey mode 😭 I froze, shook my head way too quickly and then started aggressively cleaning the whiteboard lmaooo

[nixieteeth]

don't you fucking DARE I cannot go down in history as the omegaverse teacher

[nixieteeth]

I know for a fact that they think tumblr is dead as they have told me I look like used to have tumblr before it disappeared lmao

[zegalba]

When it rains the white petals of Diphylleia Grayi also known as skeleton flowers, turn crystal clear.

[rumwik]

I felt compelled to draw a dubwool with a nice silvery colour palette.

[ironinkpen]

can't believe there are still people out here in the year 2023 that genuinely think aang should have killed ozai

[ironinkpen]

"even avatar yangchen said—" that's not the POINT, the point is that aang is the LAST airbender the LAST air nomad the LAST person following these teachings, the point is that if he breaks his vows the air nomads will truly die out with him, forever. the point is that the monks taught him all life is sacred and even if ozai is a piece of shit who everyone agrees deserves to die, aang refuses let ozai force him to give up the last thing he has of his people, their lessons, refuses to let ozai wipe the last air nomad from the earth and finish what his horrible family started. the point is that aang beats ozai because his spirit is unbendable, the point is that he takes the man whose ancestors set his on fire and robs him of the ability to hurt anyone ever again, the point is that the Fire Lord ends the fight kneeling before the Last Air Nomad and THAT is the ending aang deserved