Imlielt The Kobold

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When I see AI stuff I just go “faker” in a shadow the hedgehog voice, it’s become an instinctual reaction now

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The world is a stage, and I have stage fright

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Regarding Kirby air riders:

I know this is kinda a dick thing to do but I love getting battle chariot in city trial and just harassing other riders

I don’t even care about the ending minigame I just wanna cause problems

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*defeats Balthazar in baldur’s gate 3… by sending an elemental into the arena, putting all the skeletons in one pile, and having my mage thunder wave them all into the abyss, leaving him alone and helpless*

[blimpbellieddragon]

Idea: “insane” ex-streamer who’s actually just followed by a posse of supernatural beasts that only they can see that they call “chat” and “mods”

‘Mods? Ban that guy.’

Said guy gets crushed by something

[blimpbellieddragon]

Idea: cursed Christmas decorations that put themselves up the second Halloween is over

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Emerald Rush is biblical greed: the gamemode and I love it

[blimpbellieddragon]

I’m not entirely sure why but I can no longer change my SA2 mods…

Sonic and shadow are now both trans (I’m so proud of them for coming out), and rouge is American.

Tails, knuckles, and Eggman are left okay though.

[blimpbellieddragon]

Why is it that ancient beings must always have ancient beef?

Why can’t it be like

“Yeah, I want you to go kill this other god, he owes me 5 bucks from when we went out to dinner the other day”

[blimpbellieddragon]

In other news, I’ve become a fan of bayonetta, not for horny reasons, but I like the combat, I want to punCH ABGELS LET ME PUNCH ANGELS

[blimpbellieddragon]

I just realized I would be so weak to mimics, I saw a treasure chest that wasn’t even box shaped, shouted “BOX!” And ran over to it

[blimpbellieddragon]

I have a bee allergy, but specifically to Charmy from Sonic

[ambergate18andup]

a little buzzed and im MAD because im thinking about how cute That Character is

[ambergate18andup]

fuck this guy

[ambergate18andup]

fuuuck this guy

[boxofblink]

soda creechure

[blimpbellieddragon]

*Roams an arcade for days at this point, playing various games, somehow not being kicked out by security, surviving via photosynthesis and static electricity*

[blimpbellieddragon]

I’m on my cryptid shit again

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Me: I can fix her

Someone: girl she is a psycho murderer

Me: oh you thought i meant mentally? Heheheh no! *walks off with mad science equipment*