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hello vonnie
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Sade Olutola
cherry valley forever

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
sheepfilms
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER

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NASA
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Explaining tumblr to anyone
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.
Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.
After all, comedy is timing.
I am really curious: put in the tags the name of an album (or albums plural) you can listen to from start to finish. Every song is a winner for you. No track is ever skipped.
a pizza party is good because it celebrates having pizza which is worth celebrating
me: so it doesn't bother you at all
the goblin working nights at the petrol station, counting out my change: Nah not really, it does its job well and doesn't take breaks so it's not like I have to take over for it any point. Besides, it's not like it's a goblin skeleton
me: that's the thing, whose skeleton even is it?
the goblin working nights at the petrol station, closing the till and handing me my receipt: My boss said it's someone who donated their body to science, and I guess magic is a kind of science here? Anyway it only works nights and I don't have to talk to it
me: well I guess if it was voluntary it's okay
the shelf stocking skeleton: rattles ominously
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
Spin the Wheel!!!! You have been reborn as a baby! This man is now your father and has to raise you. How bad is your childhood? (if you don’t recognize a character, just spin again)
1 (one of the best childhoods ever)
2
3
4
5 (an okay childhood)
6
7
8
9 (I need so much therapy)
10 (I barely survive childhood)
11 (I don’t survive childhood)
A very fun commission, based on…
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
If I told you I wrote this while thinking about the dangers of being visibly trans vs never trying to transition at all, happiness followed by a bright, burning end, smacking hard against a concrete ocean vs playing it too safe and never flying high, dooming you to a cold, crushing end from drowning, You'd believe me, right?
IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP
no music 🎧
Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises
tumblr dot com where a picture of fried chicken or a glass of milk gets a trigger warning request but if you ask people to tone down their incest fantasies you get yelled at, cool website #1
september…….honey……..angel……….please be kind
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So I made something and I don't know what to do with it so I'm posting it here
Pairing: Little Hat/ Blue M&M (Dimension 20)
Rating: Not Rated
Archive Warnings: Major Character Death
Tags: Anthropomorphic, Crack Treated Seriously, Character Death
I can't describe the feeling of seeing people really inhabit your character with all the understanding and nuance and LOVE that you felt when creating them, but it's a good one. Thank you so much for sharing your art.