Unreliable Narrator

Hello, I am Thomas. 28. He/Him Terribly fabulous and fabulously terrible. A comorbid curiosity. Shark Defender, Dragon Enthusiast, Wordplay Connoisseur. I am a sucker for some D&D. I like mysteries and horror.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

[i-am-a-fish]

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

[cresu]

I'll never stop hyping up other people OC's because what do you mean you created this thing out of the love of the game and gave life not just to them, but the other characters around them

Please keep bringing up the whimsy in my timeline I will literally snort it like a line of coke

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[mimiyanna]

The permanent eyebags are cute, right? You think they look cute on me, right?

[onemillionfurries]

[system-coded-skirmish]

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[anglerfl3sh]

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[3000s]

even if pussy was real it doesnt matter cause im still gonna be killed

[couthbbg]

can't today. busy.

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand