Trying to Exist on Purpose.

Thirty-something He/Him.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Tumblr tags. Image #1: azureDragonSphire: Also quite frankly most flies in the proximity of people just spent all of their time pestering people instead of Being an Animal., Don't you have better things to do than endlessly orbiting a single person closely? Like drinking water?

Image #2: fromTheDeskOfCripsLock: tumblr once again coming in with an extremely accurate take on a niche experience that I'd, never bothered to articulate, I really do love this website

Image #3: addormio: #fruit flies make me believe in spontaneous generation /End IDs]

[theia-eos]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[nutongzhi]

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[beardedmrbean]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[gay-irl]

[judgejudyofficial]

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

[hoshikostar]

[glitterygolem]

I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[unteriors]

Highland Street, Rolette, North Dakota.

[hylianforests]

that room is lasagna

[feefal]

If you’re a fruit, make sure to NOT ferment your natural sugars into alcohol before your work interview.

[milf--adjacent]

God forbid a citrus do anything

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person