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@soldier306 gets a starter, of course.

For Jacob it was a lot safer to just stay in certain greens and blacks; colors he knew worked well together even if the green was somewhat faded to an ash brown to his eyes. The colorblindness usually doesn’t slow him down; rarely did he need to know what color something was before shooting it, but it also came as a kind of defect that would pull at his mind from time to time. A lot of the soldiers made alongside him were perfect and he stuck out. Over something so simple. He was their Red Nosed Reindeer but it almost never snowed so far South. There’s no denying it: he’s sulking. When he spots 306 he can’t help but be drawn towards him (maybe this was what it was like to have an older sibling? maybe) and he lingers -- close but trying to be mindful of the grumpier man’s personal space.

“... don’t you ever, like... want a normal name?” The question comes from a good place -- honest and concerned, but he’s also curious.

#soldier306 #rp #ch #ch: normal #hhhhhhhhh i hope this is okay #v; tbd

@righthandstache wanted some kinky shit so avert your eyes, kids.

Jacob is loving and careful first and foremost -- while making sure that the straps on the spreader-bar weren’t too tight. He even kisses the back of a thigh while he’s down there and fingers are skilled and quick with any kind of fastening. When he stands it is with the silence broken only by the sound of his belt being freed from jeans. Leather wraps around his hand a bit -- just enough so that he can control about six inches of it with each swing. Simon’s naked body is coaxed to bend with his free hand and nails rake at the curving of his spine just enough to get nerves tingling. He wanted the man on edge, he wanted him wondering what would be next, and he wanted him screaming while bent over his beloved Negan’s desk. “You’re a terrible right hand, you know that right? You’re supposed to be guarding him but you’re here. Practically humping his desk. I wonder what he’d say if he knew -- if he saw you like this.” The first hit comes, hard and audible. Skin reddens and he grips Simon’s ass cheek and kneads it, enjoying how skin heats up and trying to soothe it a little before the next hit. Jacob is hard and leaking in his jeans that were uncomfortably tight even with the button and zipper undone. “You’re supposed to be loyal to him, not some new kid’s cock.” Leather slaps skin again and Jacob bites his lower lip, his own face flushed at the cheeks and ears. It was a wonderful sight. “Maybe I should tell him.” Another hit. “Maybe I should show him what kind of noises you make when he’s not in here...” This time there are two back to back and he sighs as he digs nails into the other cheek. “Bend you over like this and show him all these marks.” Leather is dragged from the back of a thigh back up to where he was hitting and he strikes, over and over until the skin under his touch is practically boiling. Jacob drops down to his knees and kisses at the spot with an open mouth a few times before he’s spreading cheeks apart and turning his attention to Simon’s puckered hole. “You could always radio him, too. Beg your daddy to come and see. He can watch you beg for my cock instead of his.” Lips turn upwards and he pressed his tongue to Simon’s entrance and wiggles it enough so he can push past the ring of muscle, moaning against skin and only pulling back to lick, kiss, and suck at the spot.

#righthandstache #rp #th #th: terrible #nsfw #im so #ashamed #bye

sandcvstles

four-word sentences.

“we are not friends.”

“will it all go wrong?”

“you should love me.”

“keep your secrets safe.”

“lead me back home.”

“this is your warning.”

“i honestly don’t care.”

“i couldn’t care less.”

“let me help you.”

“lose your fucking mind.”

“please just stop talking.”

“you are distracting me.”

“you don’t make sense.”

“you’ll never be enough.”

“i’ll wait for you.”

“i’m not leaving you.”

“i’ll always be here.”

“don’t move. you’re hurt.”

“don’t let me go.”

sinful starter call.

starter call.

Send “👀” to find my muse wearing nothing but an oversized shirt.

Send “+👀 “ for the reverse.

#memes

trcshymemes

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

#memes

@etleech , continued.

The ways that Lii could bubble and move around was nothing if not fascinating to Jacob and he liked to watch the alien move around the cage whenever Herman was preoccupied. Herman was the most protective and obsessed with Lii -- as was his right, what with being the closest success to fusing with them, but the other clones couldn’t help but be interested in the creature that they were technically made for. A hand comes up and presses to the glass in an attempt to be comforting. “He’ll be okay, Lii. You know Herman -- better than any of us, right? He’s tough. And he kinda likes testing if it has to do with you.”

#etleech #rp #ch #ch: are you worried #v; when humans play god

I SHOOT, YOU RUN.

#indie rp #zombieland rp #the walking dead rp #indie twd rp #apocalypse rp

(verse) civillian

————————— [ the walking dead / horror / gen ] [ open to all ] [ shipping open to all ] This is Jacob’s general verse for TWD where he is allied with nobody in particular and is simply a drifter after Fort Benning shit the bed. Jacob is still hopeful towards pulling humanity back together and is basically trying to gather as many people as he can in one place. He is known for toting a sniper rifle and several pistols around with him and he handles walkers quietly with a large SOG machete that doubles as a saw. Plots within this verse are pretty broad and they can certainly evolve into their own verse depending on how muses get along. This is for when Jacob meets any canon cast as well as fellow OCs. You can check this verse’s tag for special headcanons as well as other materials and info.

#v;#v; civillian (twd)

petiteclover

Norman at The Sundance Film Festival, 2001.

Send 💧for my muse's reaction to your crying or send 💧💧for your muse to find mine secretly crying.

#memes

ask-meme-addicts

“Repo! The Genetic Opera” sentence meme

❝ Didn’t I say the world was cruel? ❞

❝ Let your life be a dream. ❞

❝ You can never trust a monster. ❞

❝ Blood is cheap. ❞

❝ In you is a world of promise. ❞

❝ I can’t feel nothing at all. ❞

❝ Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face? ❞

❝ All you have to do is pull the trigger. ❞

❝ Pray he never comes knocking at your door. ❞

❝ Why are my genetics such a bitch? ❞

❝ I’m the monster, I’m the villain. ❞

❝ It’s my job to steal and rob. ❞ ❝ Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster! ❞

❝ You could have died! You… you scared me to death! ❞

❝ It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. ❞

❝ You break my friggin’ heart. ❞

❝ I am not a murderer. ❞

❝ What is this? You disgust me. ❞

❝ I am only living out a lie! ❞

❝ “Accidents” don’t end in murder. ❞

❝ She needs a little help with the agony. ❞

❝ Would you change who you are, if you could? ❞

❝ Commence your groveling! ❞

❝ I thought I’d seen a ghost. ❞

❝ It’s too painful. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all. ❞

❝ Remember who you are. ❞

❝ How self-absorbed people can be! ❞

❝ No one is around who might rescue you. ❞

❝ You missed your medicine. ❞

❝ I’m the smartest and the toughest. ❞

❝ Sorry to be so theatrical. ❞

❝ I’m infected. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on! ❞

❝ You want the world for nothing. ❞

❝ No one wants a thankless job. ❞

❝ Someone’s gonna hang if i don’t get my coffee! ❞

❝ Your designer heart still beats with common blood. ❞

❝ I guess I’ll take it to my death! ❞

❝ Look what I’ve become. ❞

❝ What’s this? Rat piss? ❞

❝ All these years have come and gone. ❞

❝ You never were a man of many words. ❞

❝ Why relive that moment? ❞

❝ Oh, I have hated and loved you. ❞

❝ I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s terminal. ❞

❝ You’re not men, you’re creatures. I’m embarrassed by you. ❞

❝ There are things in life that we do best to leave alone. ❞

❝ I’m sweeter than sixteen! ❞

❝ We have both been kept in bondage. ❞

❝ I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compared me to a corpse. ❞

❝ This is your fault! I asked you to help me. ❞

❝ It’s gonna be a bloodbath. ❞

❝ Didn’t you say you were infected? ❞

❝ I don’t think that I can be fixed. ❞

❝ You never should have left me. I would have given you the world. ❞

❝ It’s nice to see young talent blooming. ❞

❝ I will shoot you in the face! ❞

❝ A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom. ❞

❝ Stay with the dead. I’m joining the living. ❞

❝ You’re gonna be alright now, that’s all that matters. ❞

❝ I can go out with a bang! ❞

❝ How much of it’s genetics? How much of it is fate? ❞

❝ These eyes can do more than see. ❞

❝ I will not be betrayed. ❞

❝ You gonna start applauding? ❞

❝ Happiness is not a warm scalpel. ❞

❝ Now I can drink whatever I want! ❞

❝ It’s all part of the show. ❞

❝ You’re no better than they are! ❞

❝ I’ve made my peace. ❞

❝ You could learn from all my failures. ❞

❝ I’d be lost if I were to lose you, I will stop at nothing to keep you safe. ❞

❝ Didn’t you say that you’d protect me? ❞

❝ I hate you. Go and die. ❞

❝ I look like a crime scene. ❞

❝ Thanks for the disease! ❞

❝ A tale befitting any opera. ❞

❝ Nothing ever lasts in this world. ❞

❝ You’ve got to fight through it. ❞

❝ I will find a hole and fuck it! ❞

❝ I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. ❞

❝ Gold, it makes the world go round. ❞

❝ Let the monster rise! ❞

❝ It’s too late for me. ❞

❝ I’m the cause of all your sickness. ❞

❝ I’m dying, you idiots. ❞

❝ Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were. ❞

❝ I didn’t know i’d love you so much, but I do. ❞