Darla loves singing along to this (or trying) when she's alone.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver

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Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
RMH
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@blinkandyouaredeadmeat
Darla loves singing along to this (or trying) when she's alone.
Fancy taking a stab at breaking my muse?
try it I dare you.
American Giant
He wasn’t around any normal civilization anymore. He had to escape, because how could someone his height function normally in society? He’d step on people. Instead, he was living in the most rural of mountains he could find in the Rockies. And one of the taller ones. Some of the hills he found were smaller than he was.
However, it wasn’t so bad. It was quiet, and no one was able to see him like this. He just felt pleased his clothes had grown along with him.
Darla didn’t even know why she was bothering climbing these mountains… But it felt good to be away from the city to be honest. What she didn’t expect was to come across a gigantic foot. “… Thae fockin’ hell???”
It took America a few seconds to comprehend that the sound he heard was actually a human voice. Shit, he thought, stiffening up in his position. Shit, shit, double shit. Out loud, however, he kept cool. “Do-Don’t mind me. I’m no one.”
"... Thae magic anons did this t'yae didn't they. Yae act like yae aren' used tae it an' all." Her talent at reading body language told her that. She carefully teleported herself up and clinged to his ankle, showing she wasn't afraid and in fact wanted to try and help comfort him.
American Giant
He wasn’t around any normal civilization anymore. He had to escape, because how could someone his height function normally in society? He’d step on people. Instead, he was living in the most rural of mountains he could find in the Rockies. And one of the taller ones. Some of the hills he found were smaller than he was.
However, it wasn’t so bad. It was quiet, and no one was able to see him like this. He just felt pleased his clothes had grown along with him.
Darla didn't even know why she was bothering climbing these mountains... But it felt good to be away from the city to be honest. What she didn't expect was to come across a gigantic foot. "... Thae fockin' hell???"
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my edit
HEY EVERYONE NEEDS A GRUMPY CAT ON THEIR BLOG
What if someone was stuck in a storybook where they were the main character. And the only way for them to get free was for someone to read the book all the way to the end.
I wanna do an AU like that.
Darla Set 2 by americaisanoc featuring patterned shirts
Religion Clothing patterned shirt, $78 / James Jeans / GUESS leather lace up boots / Fringe shoulder bag / CC SKYE yellow gold bracelet / Fornash earrings / Blue necklace / Heart drop earrings / Sperry Top-Sider sperrys top sider / Spacecraft slouchy beanie / Essie nailpolish
Darla Set 1 by americaisanoc featuring gold bangles
Jeffrey Campbell hi top sneaker / Canvas handbag / Alexandra Beth Designs gold bangle / Black optical / Beats by Dr Dre Solo HD On Ear Headphones Dark Blue / Nails Inc , $18 / vintage skeleton clock | distressed metal clock | antique skeleton…
Ay, dios mio… I need a vacation.
Ah know th' feeling... But now ah'm studyin' fae a job ah won't want breaks from~<3
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like very much yes
holy hell
wooops
there go my ovaries
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Oi. Don’ think I know yeh, maid. Got a name?
Aye, Darla Martin... Yae seem wound tight, wha's got yae knickers in a twist t'day.
Just added a little something to my theme guys.
I've never been happier in my life as a self taught web design student.
and and sorry i feel asleep on all of you.
“This is so weird. Ah’ve never not been able tae teleport like this…” She tested around the inside of the TARDIS control room though and was easily able to go instantly from one spot to the next. “Hmmm… Weeeeird. An why do ah feel like we’re being wotched.”
He just watched her as she teleported around the control room of the T.A.R.D.I.S with a small smile. It was pretty interesting to watch her move from spot to spot.
“Not at all!” He exclaimed after she asked that. The T.A.R.D.I.S. was alive but he was used to it after all. This was his T.A.R.D.I.S. for over 900 years.
"Hmm... Probably jus' nervous habit then, ah'm used tae there being hidden cameras everywhere. Such is thae life of a mutant... People don't trust yae as much."
-Grunts.-
-He’s watching you.-
-He knows what you’re doing, ma’am-
-…even though, he has no idea what you’re really doing.-
Hmm?
Whot's thae look about.
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Francis Bonnefois was your average Frenchman, seeking for a better future and job. But there was a secret only a few knew about him; he was a mutant. He received genetically the gift of being impossibly flexible, body slythering through the most crowded places like it would be jelly. Today, he wasn’t the same average Frenchman with a secret; today he was supposed to meet someone th at suggested to team up with him, someone like him. Reason why he was sitting alone at the cafe.
Darla had arranged for this... Since her old team had decided to remove her spite them. She was going to do super work at a new place, she was tired of NYC here. She'd spent three years in America only because her Parents had moved here and she was a minor at the time. No more of that, she was starting anew.
The Teleport soon spotted the other, walking over. "Dia dhuit. It's nice tae be back in Europe... So then... Thae name's Darla Martin. And..." She made sure no one was listening. "... Ah'm a teleport."
“The lady messed up my order…”
*there’s a flashbang grenade concealed nearby soon as he trips the wire it’s going off*
“…Do you think this is some kind of game?!”
*sNORTS from behind her cover*