Your mum is so slow
It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
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@blinke234
Your mum is so slow
It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
@shuuut-thefuckup
Idk if this has been done yet but itās all I can think off when Byleth is first hiredā¦
Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious
this is the best visual gag i've ever seen
Same energy
if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?
shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy
if that old man comes back im fucking him myself
KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF
Person in red shirt: If you never get married, itās not premarital sex!
[crowd cheering]
All Iām saying is thereās 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.
Too bad heās so high up, we couldnāt possibly reach him.
Wait, I just had an idea.
Itās gonna take a lot of construction work, though.
Hey, weāve already got it started in Florida, just come join me weāre almost ĪĪæĻεμ ιĻĻθμ Ī“ĪæĪ»ĪæĻ ĻĪ¹Ļ Ī±Ī¼ĪµĻ, Ī·Ī±Ļ ĪµĪ¹ vιΓιĻĻε ΓιĻĻĪøĻανΓο cομĻλεcĻιĻĪøĻ, ĻĪ¹Ī½Ļ Ī»Ī±ĪæĻĪµĪµĻ Ī¹Ī½ĻεĻĻĻεĻαĻĪ¹Ļ ĪµĪ±Ī¼ ιΓ.
vuoi alzare la voce? Non riesco a capire :(
Pwy adeiladodd y tŵrĀ āma fan hyn, te
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, whatās on the outside?
K9P
I got fired from my job as a cashier todayā¦
This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, āIād like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese..ā
I told him clearly, āIām sorry sir, we only accept cash or creditā
I made a bearded dragon stuffed animal anyone wanna see?
behold⦠my beautiful son
what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. āHoney, come meet my new boyfriend!ā āIām kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?ā
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. āHey, champ! How you doing?ā
The kid ignores him.
āDonāt like champ, huh? Thatās fine. How about BlueDragon72?ā
The kid turns his head quickly. āI havenāt heard that name since I was tenā¦ā He then realized. āIt canāt be..ā
āCall of Duty, right? I told you Iād bang your mom.ā
cant stop laughing at this tweet that showed up on my tl