I caught the BIG GAY

Alex. Nonbinary. They/Them. Asexual Panromantic.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Your mum is so slow

It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke

[ruinedchildhood]

[funny-tik-toks]

[hehimmommy]

@shuuut-thefuckup

[hehimmommy]

[captain-juuter]

Idk if this has been done yet but it’s all I can think off when Byleth is first hired…

[calamity-blossom]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious

[monkeywiki]

[coolxatu]

[otogariado]

this is the best visual gag i've ever seen

[lilbrowntwists]

Same energy

[dracophile]

[italo-disco-calvino]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

NO-

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[killorbekillian]

Person in red shirt: If you never get married, it’s not premarital sex!

[crowd cheering]

[reinerist]

[charlesoberonn]

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

[charlesoberonn]

Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.

[charlesoberonn]

Wait, I just had an idea.

It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

[harbingerofsorrow]

Hey, we’ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we’re almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ηασ ει vιδισσε δισπθτανδο cομπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισ εαμ ιδ.

[whitmerule]

vuoi alzare la voce? Non riesco a capire :(

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Pwy adeiladodd y tŵr ‘ma fan hyn, te

[badjokesbyjeff]

If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9P

[badjokesbyjeff]

I got fired from my job as a cashier today…

This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, “I’d like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese..”

I told him clearly, “I’m sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit”

[william-snekspeare]

I made a bearded dragon stuffed animal anyone wanna see?

[william-snekspeare]

behold… my beautiful son

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in. “Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?”

A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. “Hey, champ! How you doing?”

The kid ignores him.

“Don’t like champ, huh? That’s fine. How about BlueDragon72?”

The kid turns his head quickly. “I haven’t heard that name since I was ten…” He then realized. “It can’t be..”

“Call of Duty, right? I told you I’d bang your mom.”

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

cant stop laughing at this tweet that showed up on my tl