my cat eats flies

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[skajador]

i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours

[2hunted-deactivated20220906]

*main character becomes a villain* oh my GOD… oh MY GOd do that again

[chradi]

*main character becomes a villain against their own will* oh my GOD… oh MY GOOOODDDDDDDDD

[keyblack-hl]

*villain gets a redemption arc and becomes a main character *

[clickthefrog]

[clickthefrog]

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

[polisical-deactivated20160713]

[manaphy]

[funeralbelle1]

I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?

“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”

“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”

“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”

“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”

“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”

[funeralbelle1]

verati404, this one!

[verati404]

I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually.  It takes everybody into account.  Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[elfgrove]

[ncrossanimation]

One of the inspirations for the Potatoes and Molasses sequence in Over the Garden Wall

[ronaldosnipple]

[lemonpixycat]

me

[ayyymagician-deactivated2017012]

I swear to god, the greatest response to any character that is basically evil incarnate is from OTGW.

“Wait, that’s dumb.”

“What?!”

“That’s dumb, I’m not just going to wander around in the woods for the rest of my life.”

[rorop-ribbit-ribbit]

Over The Garden Wall has really nice chapter cards tbh…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

im sick of SJW bullshit and SJWs drawing vampires as having good facial hair when BASIC FUCKING LOGIC tells us that vampires do not have a reflection and have no fucking clue how their goatee looks. but i guess tumblr is immune to logic and facts…

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

barber

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

stop attacking my right to free speech

[lizzie-mcguire]

Stranger Things: a very serious show about the paranormal

[gamgee]

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[ganondilf]

these Netflix adds make it look like a fighting game. Smash Bros: Netflix Edition.

[universal-harvester-deactivated]

If you don’t main Pee-wee then what the fuck are you doing?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Netflix needs an “ending soon” feature based on stuff you’re in the middle of watching so it doesn’t just disappear on you one day.

[thebooknotthemovie]

I was watching iron man and halfway through it stopped and said that the title wasn’t available. Netflix deleted a movie while I was watching it