Hi! Could I request a brozone x female reader hc's where the reader is a bit sassy and the bros find it funny and hot lol. Thanks!
Brozone x Sassy Fem! Reader
A/N: Sorry for the long wait
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John Dory:
- Completely head over heels for you
- John Dory loves a challenge and when you got sassy with him, you were definitely a challenge
- Finds it completely attractive and he thinks he’s going insane at first
- Before he gets with you he finds himself uninterested in others when they’re soft and easy, unlike you who always puts up a fight
- Left speechless sometimes when you shut him up with your clever comebacks/insults
“No cause you’re amazing and all but your attitude has been stressing me out lately.”
“Damn that’s crazy. Skill issue.”
“Wha- SEE!”
- Loves your tough demeanor though don’t let him fool you
Bruce:
- If anyone can handle a sassy reader the best, I definitely think Bruce would be the one
- If he can handle like 12 kids he can deal with you
- Loves his woman with a little spunk anyways
- Adores it having a woman that can not only stand up for yourself, but stand up for him too 😂
- If you have kids and they’re just as sassy he’s a little hysterical at first but he finds it hilarious when he gets used to it
“And I told her if she had a problem she can call my dad. Period.”
“*Nervous laugh* Period huh? Ok honey can you come here, I’m starting to think this kid is your clone.”
- But he’ll never regret his decision of choosing you, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him
Clay:
- Clay was meant for sassy women. Built for sassy women.
- I actually believe that he’d find non sassy women a little boring (but if he loves you, he loves you)
- At your constant beck and call (usually unless he’s working hard and he’s on a roll)
- If he could explain you in one word: “Hot.”
- If you’re ranting about some female who pissed you off today, he’s all ears. Just nods his head and agrees with your every word, even if you were considered “wrong” (like pffffft- how?)
“And this girl had the nerve to tell me I was stupid! Like be for real, didn’t you graduate highschool at 23?”
“No literally. I feel bad for you, she’s getting on my nerves just listening about her.”
“You get me so much.”
- Now he’s a big gossip and it’s all your fault 😂
Floyd:
- Probably didn’t realize you were sassy until he actually started dating you
- The second he watches you loose your temper he’s flabbergasted. And I mean that.
- Like for the next couple of days he’s basically jaw dropped
- When he finally gets over it he’s chill but once he sees you ima cation again, he feels…different
- Like suddenly this man’s heart is pounding, his cheeks are heating up, and his ears are practically smoking
- Accidentally picks up some of your attitude a little bit and sometimes it takes his brothers to point it out
“Are you serious Floyd?”
“Yup. But personally I told him he can miss me with that bs. Period. Wait-”
“HAH-”
Branch:
- Now we already know that Branch is a little sassy himself:
“Annnnnndddd~ a falsetto made of GOLD.”
“If this diaper was any smaller I could taste it.”
“Fine. But this is more than likely beneath me.”
- He however doesn’t realize he’s sassy so he’s unsure when it comes to you at first
- When he finally realizes that you’re the love of his life, you two are a pretty mouthy duo
- Like when his brothers first met you they were PUZZLED. Like eyebrows RAISED. They genuinely wondered if they had a long lost sister and they would have to break it to branch.
- If you were together during the plot of the first Trolls movie, you’d have Poppy stressinnnnnn
- Onc eye comes to an agreement that you both have that similarity in common, he just falls in love with you more 💙
I want to apologize for the really late responses. I’m working on a request right now. I’m sort of loosing my passion for writing for Trolls, but then again I haven’t watched it in a while so maybe I just need to replenish my love for it. Cause I really do want to finish. Especially if I decide to quit, I’d rather answer all your requests and matchups first.
So also until then I’m turning my ask box off for now!
hello! Sorry to bother you but I was just wondering if you were still doing the matchups? I feel like I send something but I seriously can’t remember 😭
I am! And you did send your request in, so I am working on it. I meant to apologize on one of my post but I have a bunch of request for fics, and matchups and I’m struggling between this, school, and my after school sports practice. So I will get to it, and there are some before you as well do it might take me a minute! I hope you can forgive me, at anytime if you feel you no longer want a matchup from me you can let me know!
I haven't asked for a matcgup in 100 years, and I am so. Sorry. I never know what to write, and I always write a lot dhshd 😭 I'm a rambler...
Hiii, I'd live to try for a matchup, if that's okay! I'm a bi gal, goth with a preference for black colors, but sometimes I venture into pink bimbo fashion cuz it brings me a bit of joy 🖤. I am scared of the dark, though, which I find kind of ironic... I'm a very self-confident individual with no backbone when it comes to defending myself, but if you so much as look at someone I care about wrong WATCH OUT. Highly physically affectionate, but always aware of others' boundaries and taking in any and all signs that target of said affection might not want it; these signs will be followed, even if I feel like I really REALLY need said affection. Though, I do have really bad anxiety (all of them lol) and RSD, so even the slightest sign of rejection of anything can make me feel like garbage and like I'm hated, but I will simply 🖤smile through the pain🖤 and pretend nothing is wrong.
Love languages (giving and receiving) include: Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, and Gift Giving (love to make sure others know I think of them, and love to know others think of me!).
Hobbies include: yarn crafts, baking, makeup, all kinds of art from drawing to painting in various mediums, and bone collecting.
(Again, I'm sorry for my rambling self and if this is too long djsnd)
(sorry for the long wait)
…Generating Matchup…
…You got…
Poppy!
💗 Your biggest supporter ever
💗 You know how well Poppy got along with queen Barb after the plot of Trolls World Tour?
💗 Well this is now you and Poppy
💗 Like basically polar opposites but you two are one of the most respected couples in pop village
💗 Loves the way you style your favorite color and loves it even more when you throw in a splash of pink
💗 You’re both scared of the dark so…spooky movie nights never end up too well
💗 Will stand up for you in any confrontation, shady comment, regardless of what it is she’s got your back
💗 Not as self aware of boundaries as you are so she’s very touchy, but gladly you are too
💗 If she ever witnesses you upset, or dealing with anxiety she’s there every step of the way
💗 And If you need space: TELL HER! She won’t leave you alone otherwise (cause she doesn’t know 🙁)
💗 Loves that you’re the artsy type
💗 We know Poppy loves scrapbooking, so if you join her she’s on cloud 9
💗 Especially when you introduce her to new crafts and she finds a new hobby
“This is knitting? Omg. I LOVE knitting now.”
💗 Show her your bone collection! She’ll listen to you the whole time (which is a lot coming from poppy)
✩ She’s gonna find it hard to accept the fact that she wants to be with you 🤷♀️
✩ Velvet thinks about her fans and her fame, so if she’s expected to be with a male she’s gonna question it at first
✩ Secretly stressing about it and she’s not “talking it out” with anybody
✩ Veneer is not even an exception
✩ When she’s ready strap yourself in
✩ Sassy before and during the relationship so nothing too surprising
✩ Your best friend, girlfriend, mother, sister, lover all at once
✩ Lays into Veneer if she ever feels like he’s hogging you
“But Vel’s I just asked what she wanted to order for lun-”
“You were taking too long. Let this be the last time I have to warn you about your attention seeking problem.”
✩ The sweetest sweetheart…when she’s halfway awake 😭
✩ Not a fan of PDA the first couple weeks but once she knows it’s real, she might let you sneak a few
✩ You’re coming to all her practice, rehearsals, interviews, etc. No if’s, but’s, what’s, NONE OF THAT.
✩ Plus one to all the artist events and galas
✩ Hide any hate comments about you two from this girl, she just might loose her mind and her career
✩ Fights with Velvet are probably the worst experience being with her
✩ She’s really petty and if you’re petty too then it’s just a mess
✩ She has the mindset of waiting fro you to apologize because you know she’s Velvet, and how could a pop star be wrong in any way?
✩ And if you both end up no talking to each other she’s miserable. Like she won’t be up to be on tv or any red carpets unless they wanna see her bad side, and she can’t have any bad photos of her floating on the media
✩ You’re going in her bio 💗
✩ Any of her socials you click on, you will see at least 10 or more post with you
✩ You’re her source of joy and positivity (but it won’t come out of her mouth)
A/N: The reader is a female Korean pop troll. She is John Dory’s girlfriend during the events of the Trolls: Band Together movie (and so forth but you get it). I know the request doesn’t say K-pop but the user that sent this let me know. Please forgive me for any mistakes, I am NOT fluent in Korean at all!
Warnings: Slight cussing, mentions of death (yk Floyd)
This is also a lot longer than I intended but I was quite interested actually
I hope you enjoy 🥹
You laid back in your bed shifting under the covers to find the right spot. You placed your sleeping mask on, as you rolled towards the empty space in your shared bed. You took a breath and let your body relax as a small smile graced your lips. Your beauty sleep being so abruptly interrupted by your boyfriend busting the door to your room open. “아 젠장!” You screamed. “WAKE UP Y/N! We’re going to save Floyd!”
You sipped your tea at the dining table, wrapped up in your heavy blanket. Your boyfriend had just told you the story and the plan to go save his brother Floyd. Apparently he had been captured by two pop singers under the names Velvet & Veneer.
Once finished with your beverage, you placed your mug in the kitchen sink and headed over to your boyfriend who was driving ‘Rhonda’.
“Sorry again about that scare babe.” John Dory said turning to face you as Rhonda kept on the road. “Mhm” you said giving him a small peck on the lips. “That’s it?” He frowned as you scoffed. You sat down in the passenger seat next to him (yes there is one bcs I said so) and stared at the road in front of you. The looks of the setting around you was a lot different than what you knew truly.
“So Mount Rageous? Ever been there before?” You asked your boyfriend. “Nope.” John replied, still a little sour. “Then how will we know what it looks like then?” You questioned. “Different? Guess we’ll find out.” John said taking charge of the wheel again.
…
Mount Rageous was something different alright. It was so bright, and shiny, and full of color, and teens. Lot’s and lot’s of teenagers. The people that lived in Mount Rageous looked different too. The had an extremely skinny build, several types of hairstyles and colors, and most of them in colorful rompers and head pieces. They were always dancing whenever music was on, so they were a little bit like trolls in a way.
Once you and John searched around, you found the live concert area of Velvet and Veneer. They were no different from to say the least, they looked like Mount Rageons too. But they had shiny crop tops and shorts/skirts, diamond bracelets, and beautiful voices. They’re music was catchy you had to admit, but until further notice they were the enemy.
You and John snuck into their dressing room and found Floyd trapped inside a purple, stable, diamond bottle.
“Floyd!” John spoke as he looked up. “John Dory? I can’t believe it, I’d never thought I’d see one of my brothers again.” He smiled. Then he tilted his head back when he saw you, slightly behind John and waving. “And who’s this?” Floyd’s smile growing a little wider. “My girlfriend!” John said with a proud smile. “Hii!” You said still waving at Floyd as he wave back. “She seems sweet.” Floyd whispered to John through the bottle. “She’s definitely that! But what’s going on Floyd?”
From there Floyd explained Velvet and Veneer’s plan. Apparently they were using Floyd’s talent to sing and stay on top as the hottest celebrities in Mount Rageous.
It was almost embarrassing to watch your boyfriend attempt to break his brother out the jar. “John stop! The bottle is made of diamond, and there’s only one thing powerful enough to shatter diamond.” Floyd spoke. “Right, a diamond shattering diamond hammer!” JD said as you face palmed. “No Johnny,” you sighed, “It’s the perfect family harmony.” You and Floyd spoke in unison.
“Our voices sound like garbage, we’re dying out there! What we need is more troll!” A girl spoke as the automatic doors slid open. John picked you up and released his hair up towards the vent you both entered in. “We’ll be back with the bros, you have my word Floyd!” John said before you both disappeared out of Floyd’s sight.
When you made it back to Rhonda you worried for John, he seemed a little discouraged. “What are we gonna do JD?” You asked him sincerely. There was silence for a moment before John spoke boldly, “We’re going to find my brothers.”
You hummed quietly as you watched John Dory’s brother Branch, look over his ‘Clue Board’. You were going through album photos of Brozone with his girlfriend that you had clicked with named Poppy. “Oh my gosh Branch! Denim Tuxedos! Ahhh!” Poppy squealed holding a photo. You giggled at the way she fan girled over her boyfriend. It reminded you of yourself when you first began dating John.
“So how are we finding Bruce guys?” You snapped out of your thoughts, as John Dory walked over to you. “Not to worry because I got this!” He held up a postcard that said ‘Wish you were here’. “Seriously?” You and Branch spoke in sync. “Come on it’s definitely Spruce, I mean he’s the only one I know who talks like that.” John said matter-o-factly. “It’s not even signed.” You said. “And there’s no return address. This could be form anywhere!” Branch concurred. “All we have to do is find this sunset!” Poppy spoke. “Liking that optimism Poppy seed, one word Branch keeper.” He said as Branch stormed away to the front of the bus to talk to the bus driver. Did I forget to mention the bus driver was a 1 foot 2 inch sparkly baby troll with glasses and the bars of Eminem.
You pulled John aside to talk to him. You’d noticed that for the small amount of time John has been with his brother, he’d been treating him like the child he’d once taken care of. “John you should stop treating Branch like a baby ok? He’s an adult now, let’s treat him like one.” You explained. “What are you talking about? I’m not treating him like a child, he knows that I just love him. You don’t understand the brotherly love babe.” John deflected, not surprising you at all.
…
Once you guys found Bruce (and gave a little performance) you were on your way to find Clay. You’d decided to head to the front and control the radio after JD had given you a cold look for seeing you fan girl over the name Clay.
You finished humming the last lines of ‘Russian Roulette’ before it went off, and set your hand on the dial to play it back. “Again!” “NO!” John shouted running up to you and blocking the radio station. “That’s five times this week.” John Dory groaned. “Yeah, and it’s usually six, now move.” You said trying to move him which caused bickering between you both. “Damn, you two fight like a married couple.” Bruce was walking back to the steering wheel with Tiny Diamond, after taking a coffee break. “What? No we don’t.” John stuttered trying to hide his faint blush. “I think he would know, he is married ya know.” Tiny said with a little sass.
“They’re perfect for each other.” You heard Bruce whisper to him.
…
You and the rest of the group stood in frozen shock, as a light pink troll excitedly buzzed around you. You’d gotten off the bus, walked into a dark abandoned golf course, got jump scared by a clown, and now you’re being greeted by someone who’s almost two times more energetic than Poppy. It was nice that she’d welcomed you all in after the scare with food, and drinks, and beautiful lights.
“These fries are awesome! They would really go great with a burger!” Bruce said as a ear shattering scream left you all squirming. The trolls around you had run away as if something was about to attack. “What in the world?” You spoke. “Yea we try not to use that word around here,” Viva started going up to Bruce, “It’s just that burger sounds a little bit like…bergan.” Another shriek in the distance cut her off.
“We call burgers,” You all looked up to see a troll with green, fluffy hair, emerging from a dim lit area, “Meat circles.”
“No way!”
“Clay?”
“Hey how you been man?” Clay walked up to Bruce. “CLAY!” John shouted for his brother. “Hmm, John.” He said coldly as John’s jaw dropped. You tried to hold back your laugh a little bit, but you failed and John shot you “hurt” look. After Clay was done talking to Bruce, John Dory spoke again, “Well if you won’t talk to me, maybe you’ll talk to my girlfriend huh?” John said out of pure pettiness as he brought you foward.
“Oh cool! You’re John’s girlfriend? Nice to meet you, I’m Clay if you didn’t know.” He smiled and put out his hand for you to shake. John’s jaw dropped (again) at this as you shook Clay’s hand, “I definitely know who you are! You’re like the best dancer ever! And so talented.” You said excitedly as Poppy started jumping up and down excitedly behind you. Clay smiled (a little nervously) as you finally let go of his hand. As Clay made his way over to Branch he gave John a little thumbs up (which may or may not have made him feel proud).
…
“Are we ready to practice brothers? Errrm- and ladies?” John asked pointing at you and Poppy as you nodded enthusiastically. “Ready as I’ll ever be.” Clay said sneaking in a little bit of a silly robot move, as you and Poppy shrieked in awe. That was quickly put to an end as John gave you a side eye, and Branch just blatantly stared at Poppy.
You all attempted to practice singing the hit Brozone song: Perfect, before John Dory stopped everyone midway. “Dude what are you doing?” Clay asked taking the shades of his face. “It’s not good enough, Clay you need some sillier robot, Bruce we need more smolder in those eyes, Branch maybe a smaller diaper?” John went on and on. “If this diaper was any smaller I could taste it.” Branch fumed. “Calm down JD, you’re acting like you’re perfect.” You said quietly to soften the blow. “Actually, you were a tad pitchy yourself.” JD said tapping his chin, which set you off a bit. “See now you’re being bossy.” Clay butted in. “Way too bossy and controlling !” Bruce told him. “In what way? John asked. “You’re 20 something year old brother is in a diaper!” You stated. “I’m doing this for Floyd!” John shouted. “Are you? Or do you just want to tell us what to do again?” Bruce shouted.
And from there it was just so much commotion. Eventually you separated yourself and sat down covering your ears, hoping to block out all the bickering. “Let’s just get this over with so we can go save Floyd!” Branch spoke. “Branch is right, let’s get this done so we can all go our separate ways.” John said. “Fine.” Clay agreed. “What?” Branch asked as you looked up. The boys went on about how they planned to save Floyd then go back to their own lives. “What you didn’t think we’d all live together? Sitting around roasting marshmallows?” John Dory joked as you gave him a stern look. “Oh I’m sorry is that funny to you? That I might actually want us to be a family again?” Branch as before telling Tiny to pull over.
From there Branch told his sob story and exited the bus, Poppy right behind him. You watched them and looked back at John who almost seemed to know your next step before you went through with it. “No ____ don’t…” John said as you shook your head. “I just need a break ok? Tiny Diamond, grab your bike.” You said exiting the bus, Tiny right behind you.
“After that luxury vehicle!” Poppy shouted as the van (Rhonda) took off. John, Clay, and Bruce had all been captured alongside Floyd by Velvet and Veneer. The two popstars had subtly hidden the trolls in their matching gem shoulder pads.
You were specifically after Veneer since he had John Dory in his right gem. You, Rhonda, Tiny, Poppy, and Branch were all after Velvet and Veneer. Shifting through the crowds and trying to dodge the multiple cars driven by teenagers, eager to see their favorite pop stars. “No respect for the blinker at all!” You and Tiny said in unison.
The duo were now on top of their car singing, giving a “live road performance”. You guys were trying everything; Branch attempted to grab Floyd before being knocked off by Velvet, Tiny had given Branch a…substance and more. “Uh guys what does the end of the road mean?” Tiny asked as you all froze and looked at the cut off road in front of you, plastered with the word ‘END’. “예수께서 운전대를 잡으세요 (Jesus take the wheel)” you whispered before you all fell off.
You landed back on a platform somewhere, as Velvet & Veneer abandoned their car and got away on a yacht. “Oh no!” Poppy said as she looked around. “Let’s hustle!” Tiny said before clicking the swirly orange button on JD’s van. You were carried across the sky by the three eyed entity you’d all met earlier. He dropped you off as you all fell out the reality, and onto a motorcycle driven by Bridget and Gristle. And surprisingly along with them, Viva was along side them.
…
You and Viva took her elastic hand and stretched it across the sides of the boat, causing Veneer to trip and fall backwards. You both grabbed his gems, you taking John Dory, and Viva retrieving Bruce.
Still Velvet and Veneer managed to get away, taking an escape route to the top of their yacht as Velvet finished off her high note. The other trolls had managed to retrieve Clay, but Velvet still got away with Floyd. “Are you guys ready for an encore?” Velvet shouted as their fans whooped and hollered. “It’s like she just wants to kill him!” You exaggerated.
You all huddled together as Branch pulled out a pep talk. As one thing led to another, you were all singing together. You finally saw the results of a perfect family harmony, and for the first time before too.
Soon Floyd was ejected from Velvet’s shoulder pad, as he floated up in the air along with the rest of you. Hitting the last note of ‘Better Place’, a wave was sent all through Mount Rageous, causing Velvet and Veneer to fall off the high platform of the boat.
You all slowly floated back onto the boat as you watch a clear, slightly blue, version of Floyd float back down as well. Branch caught him as you all rushed over to his lifeless body. “Floyd.” Bruce sighed. “Oh no.” Clay shed a tear. “I built that bunker…without the ten story water slide…” Branch said softly. You didn’t have time to question because you were all met with a familiar voice, “But, how will we shower?” You looked down to see Floyd fading in.
“Floyd!”
“Floyd! No way, yeah!”
…
“Anddddd tax evasion, I’m gonna have to reposes your yacht.”
“Fair enough, prison it is!”
You watched as Velvet (angrily) and Veneer (calmly) were being hauled off. “And sorry about that fall! Don’t take it personal, you just had my man.” You finger gunned Veneer as he nodded before being taken off the boat.
Just at that John Dory approached you, “Hey babe? I just want to say I’m really sorry for all that bickering, and if I was a little bossy.” He said as you chuckled. “And I’m sorry for butting into you and your brother’s personal lives.” You sighed laughing a bit. John smiled before pulling you into a long awaited kiss. You were shocked by the sounds of cheering off in the distance. Once you pulled away you looked around to see the commotion, and there was Branch and Poppy also getting intimate (kissing 🤨).
John laughed as you both walked past them and over to his brothers, “Get a room you two!”
(TYSM for all the love, request, and followers guys!! The little comments y’all be putting on your request and under my post make me wanna tear up a lil bit 🤧)
John Dory:
- Finds it incredibly hot that you’re a (famous) dirt bike racer
- Didn’t know you were a female at first until you took off your helmet and revealed your (GORGEOUS) self
- Never thought he had a chance with you tbh :(
- But then realizes HE’S JOHN DORY, THE LEADER, J.D and gets the courage to ask you out (however that story ends up is up to you)
- When you guys finally end up together his heart is content
- Although sometimes he feels that he has to go beyond his expectations because his girlfriend is literally a dirt bike racer!
- So yes his ego is hurt a little bit (but he’ll never stop loving you so don’t even worry)
- He would love to take your motorcycle for a ride all day
- And if he doesn’t know how to ride one yet (which I doubt) he will (put his ego aside and) ask for lessons (don’t tell anyone though)
- Definitely getting matching cycles
Spruce:
- Kinda thinks you’re a walking hazard/danger sign at first
- But Bruce believes the heart wants what the heart wants and it wanted you
- Has to get used to the loud noises your motorcycle makes when you take off anywhere, but eventually gets over it
- Loves riding on the motercycle with you after a couple months
- Has you under a oath to never speak about the time he tried to take it for a ride by himself with zero experience (🫢)
- Makes sure the keys (or anything that the lock can be picked with) for the motorcycle are always out of reach if you decide to have kids
- Doesn’t mind you taking the kids for a ride (but they have to be 10 or older 😢)
- Definitely wears a shirt that says ‘My wife is a famous dirt bike racer, how about you?’
Clay:
- You definitely bring out the fun in him (and he hates that at first)
- You met him during his serious boy Clay get up so at first he didn’t take you too seriosuly
- But when he learns it’s ok to loosen up, he found himself falling for you (he been loved you, he’s just embracing it now)
- Wants to be on your motorcycle more than you do
- Definitely already knew how to ride one (he was fun boy Clay soooo)
- Teach him all the crazy tricks in the book, he’ll end up mastering them all
- Please convince this man to wear a helmet cause if you don’t , he’s not even touching one
- Screaming all types of things while on the bike
“I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!”
Floyd:
- It’s a little weird with Floyd
- Like he loves and supports the fact that you’re a dirt bike racer but he doesn’t think about it too much (at least for the first part of the relationship)
- Secretly terrified of the roaring of your engine behind his calm smile
- You didn’t realize he was either until one day he walked into your garage and you started it up, causing him to completely fall onto his back
“Oh my gosh Floyd are you ok?
“Yea bab- yeah I’m fine…”
- Unlike the other boys, you have to convince him to ride on your bike
- Sit him in front of you so he’s convinced you won’t leave him behind :(
-Eventually he learns to enjoy it to some degree (still prefers the car tho if you know what I mean)
- Attends every event you have with the biggest “____’s #1 FAN!” sign anyone there can bring, and please don’t let him find out if someone is trying to show him up 😭
Branch:
- Ok let’s be honest if you met him during his first Trolls movie phase, he would actually despise you (at least at first)😭
- The nerve he’d think you’d have to turn on your loud engine while the village could possibly be hunted down by bergens
- After the first movie events and knowing everyone’s fine and well, he starts to show some interest
- You may or may not catch him at one or two or all of your events
- He can’t decide if he wants to ride your bike or not
- Like you’ll offer to take him for a ride and every time he’s just like:
“Well- like…um- ye- well actually, wait no, actually…maybe- well…”
- It’s to the point where if you want him to go with you, you’re gonna need to snatch him on and put the helmet on his head
- Since he’s one of the few trolls that knows about the internet, he made a fan account for you where he uploads all your clips, and makes sweet commentary and deletes all hate comments and possibly comments “____ is better” on fan accounts for any opposing riders
Poppy:
- You might have to run away from this girl at first
- Begs to ride your bike before you’re even together
- And when she is with you like Bruce she feels the need to take it upon herself to try and ride the bike
- Let’s just say she enjoyed your physical attention and the way you kissed her “boo-boo’s” afterwards
- So by the time she heals you’ve learned to take Poppy for frequent rides
- Has no shame in asking for lessons at all
- Definitely asks you to take, her, and Viva for a joyride
- Let’s the whole pop village know that her girlfriend is a famous dirt bike rider (as if they don’t already know 💀)
“Oh you’re boyfriend’s a baker? That’s crazy cause my girlfriends a dirt bike racer!”
“No way she’s a CEO? Mine ride’s a dirt bike, and she’s well know!”
“You’re girlfriends a top secret spy for the biggest agents in the world? That’s insane, my girlfriend rides a dirt bike!”
the fact that Mount Rageous played when i saw your matchup post- anywayyyyy
hi hi! i was wondering if i could have a romantic matchup please?
i’m not entirely sure what my gender or sexuality is :,> (all i know is that i have a preference for men)
i really like sleeping when i can, drawing and writing are thing i also like to do! i also like ranting about random things-
i tend to stay by myself though i do like hanging out with my friends whenever i can! i’m very sensitive emotionally and i tend to be able to empathize with people easily, though it tends to take a toll on me. having anger issues doesn’t help either- though i rarely take my emotions out on people
i’m very physically affectionate and i tend to show my love through actions rather than words. i tend to get overstimulated/overwhelmed whenever there’s too much noise or people around me. i’m also super loyal to my friends and tend to be a bit protective over them (and just the people i love in general)
i tend to stay up VERY late at night because it’s pretty calming and it’s when i have the most energy. i tend to stay at home a lot but i do like going on walks or randomly exploring my area.
i love moths to death and could talk for hours about them tbh- though i love listening to people i like talk about the things they like too!
thank you so much for your time! have a good day as well!
…Generating Matchup…
You got…
CLAY!
- Finds it really convenient that you like to do small and quiet things like drawing and writing
- So best believe he adores it when you can peacefully sketch in his office with him, while he stays focused
- Loves that your very social with your friends (but don’t leave him by himself too long)
- Completely understanding about your emotions, he feels for you
- Never looses it or gets angry back when he knows you’re speaking out of anger. He just simply waits for you to calm down (in his embrace or not it’s your choice) then let’s spill your guts
- Bonus cuddles if you have a crying session after
- Clay is also very physically affectionate so it just works out
- Won’t ever leave you in a noisy place because frankly he doesn’t care for too much noise himself either
- Will try to stay up with you on the weekends occasionally, but week days; he’s getting to bed on time, and dragging you along if you take too long to come to bed
- If you have a ton of energy before bed this man with either entertain you or look at you with a blank stare for the longest (NO IN BETWEEN)
- You’re the reasons he gets out more because frankly, he’s always in his office working all day
- Loves going on walks with you now (mostly bright and early in the morning)
“Wake up sunshine! Wanna take a walk?” (say yes please 😔)
- Loves to just hear you talk, even when you offer to listen to him
- He especially loves how passionate you are about moths :)
OK! So I was just sitting around and thinking (nothing new) and it hit me. Why not do matchups for you x troll characters.
Basically anyone can ask for a matchup in my inbox. Give me details about yourself (nothing out of your comfort zone). Examples: personality, likes, dislikes, MBTI type, etc.
Alsoooooo pls lmk your sexuality if you want me to get the gender of your matchup right for you 😘
- You’re not into physical touch and to be honest, that’s 100% ok with Floyd
- Being considered “the sensitive one” Floyd can connect with you through emotional affection just as well as physical affection
- Floyd found out you weren’t open to physical affection about a month into you’re relationship. Floyd found you working hard over your job and gave you a kiss on the cheek which caused you to freeze up a bit
“Babe are you ok? Was it something…I did?”
- Definitely calmed down once you told him why you reacted the way you did (and he apologized so many times omg)
- He promised you to ask for consent from now on
- And even knowing he can ask whenever, he rarely does at all
- However he’s a little more open to asking every once in a while, further down the relationship as he notices you getting a bit more comfortable
- If you ever surprise him by giving him a hug he might just melt away
Viva:
- Viva’s definitely a very touchy person especially in relationships
- Almost cries when she realizes she might’ve taken it too far when she grabbed your hand one time
- She realizes she has to work on it to make your relationship work because it’s a force of habit
- Definitely asks Clay for help to break her touchy ways
- It surprisingly doesn’t take her long to catch on, she genuinely wants to impress you
- You might have to adjust to letting her give you a hug every once in a while to keep her happy as well
- Definitely feels like it’s her duty to protect you from anyone that might try to even touch you in the slightest
- If you both keep it balanced, I guarantee this relationship will be the best you could ever be in
Branch:
- It takes him a long time for him to discover that you don’t like physical touch because he’s not touchy himself
- Completely understands where you’re coming from
- Makes everything a little bit easier because he’s not sure he knows how to be physically affectionate without feeling some type of akward
- If you’re taking it slow then you’re both taking it slow, it makes everything so much easier for him
- He’s learning with you and you’re both growing at the same time
- Definitely won’t ever force PDA, as he’s not even that big of a fan of it himself
- He just loves you the way you are and nothing could ever change that
