#branch x reader

[pendephoebe]

If you'd be willing could you maybe do NSFW headcannons with either Branch or Floyd? I love these two silly guys.

|| absolutely! Thank you for requesting! This is gonna be a very interesting post||

SAUCE? YOUNGER BROTHERS HEADCANONS

Branch:

💙 — Branch is honestly the most like chill out of the brothers.

💙 — man likes it slow, romantic, passionate and i see him being the least freaky (bro likes being tied up)

💙 — power bottom you cannot tell me otherwise

💙 — as much as he likes taking care of you he MELTS when he can let his guard down and let you care for him

💙 — kissing him out of nowhere, long lingering touches, gentle teases he EATS THAT SHIT UP

💙— *whine and gasps*

💙 — bro is smooth with teasing also

💙 — he is a mix of Floyd and clay imo. He is really good at just making you quiver and then leave like nothing happen, a smug smile on his face

💙 — average size but lean (still a mix of floyd and clay) definetly a grower than shower

💙 — grumpy man in the streets, soft lover in the sheets

💙 — acts like hot shit like “oh i cant get flustered, im a bad boy” and gets flustered immediately (gets hard EASILY- TOO EASILY)

💙 — like legit even a wink will make his dick spring up hot and ready for action

💙 — always excuses himself away when hes around you legit because of his little problem everytime he’s around you

💙 — absolute bottom with oral (unless he had a rough day) then he will be more dominant. Also he probably cannot last a blow.

💙 — sex time

💙 — power exchange happens but he likes to top and bottom. Hes not picky as long as you feel good

💙 — if he tops, he will be very careful and sensual (like bruce) will kiss your neck and caress your legs as one hand teases your nip and his dick is slowly going in and out of you

💙 — like he would take his time like its your last, making sure you feel everything everywhere all at once (not a ref)

💙— also like picks ya up and man handles you gently

💙 — if he bottoms, he will let you take control. You might need to help let him loosen up before as he needs that little boost to fully sub

💙 — will probably tear up and whine a lot when you do. He definitely has very sensitive NIPS so hit that HARD.

💙— “..f-fuck- FUCK! Ah~ fuck baby please~…”

💙 — he’s definitely building toys for you two

💙 — simple vibrators, fuck machines, those tables that just tie you up with the hit of a button

💙 — (likes to be tied up)

💙 — he gives more bottom than top honestly like i dont make the rules here

💙 — he cums a lot like JD. Like a lot, like its thick and milky and he probably busts everywhere

💙— shakey and teary. Baby is like shakely asking you to help him. Make him a bath and help the baby

💙 — honestly really good with his hands, man builds stuff and shi so he KNOWS how to flex the fingers

💙 — you will bust HARD once he learns the ways his hands can make you quiver. Mans a planner so you think he wont just plan a “bust hard” plan?

💙 — like clay he knows how to aftercare (but is still a dirty man cuz of the whole no pants bunker situation)

💙 — 10000% cuddle man — you would feel loved

Floyd: BEFORE THE MOVIE (NO PTSD YET)

❤️ — from what i already established from his ‘crush on you’ fic, this man is very oblivious before yall get together. However-

❤️ — when yall get sexual. Oh is he a big tease, and i mean putting his emo mean boy side to use.

❤️ — like bruce he would whisper explicit things in your ear, his breath tickling ur neck as he traces his hand lightly across your shoulders

❤️ — or he would wink at you from afar and make rude gestures when no one is looking —👌👈 — and just smile innocently as he just watches you being flustered

❤️ — this man KNOWS how people work and WILL tease you mentally till you are a melted mess

❤️ —honestly will use his body as a way to tease. Like stretching in a particular way, or flipping his hair, making sure you see him warm up for his shows..you’re basically drooling at this point

❤️ — and he will act innocent. Sweet boy floyd could NEVER be that horny could he? (Sarcasm)

❤️ — he will so hold back if he sees you in shorts and a baggy t, like those one that fall off the shoulder but barely cover ur pelvis — he would struggle as he just covers his face in his hands

❤️ — in terms of physical teasing to him. Kisses on his neck and the point of his ears are a go. Blowing soft air on his ears and neck making him shiver. Kissing his wrists and the back of his neck (he melts is you touch his thigh)

❤️ — Hes definitely a mean dom or a brat when you two do things

❤️ — if you suck him off he will push your head down, praising you as you are such a good girl/boy for taking him whole, ah dont move yet~ let him enjoy his tip against your throat a little more

❤️ — his cock is not as girthy as Jd or Bruce, nor as long as clays but it is a good in between. Like a solid 6 inch and good proportioned girth

❤️ — he would precum alot.

❤️ — now lets talk sex

❤️ — if he’s the one topping. Prepare for alot of edging and whining cuz he will be relentless

❤️ — your back against his chest as your hands are tied behind his neck so you cant move away from him. His fingers teasing your clit/tip as he is sucking against your neck, and messing with your nipples

❤️ — biting hard and leaving hickeys as he smacks ur region and thighs a bunch of times, whispering praises against your ear

❤️ — “your being so good for me~ lets see how long you can last shall we?”

❤️ — honestly will not give you his cock till you beg for it. And he just has to comply right? The kind floyd feels your pain so he’s gotta make his lover feel better doesnt he

❤️ — will just slowly thrust in and out of you, gently holding your wrists down as he kisses away your desperate tears, as you beg for him for more

❤️ — he just smiles and coos you as he takes his time thrusting ALL the way in and ALL the way out, holding a bit as he watches your hole twitch before putting it in again

❤️ — “hmm~ you’re so cute you know that?” (Sadistic bastard)

❤️ — honestly the only one of the bros who would fuck your mouth good. Like he will position your face and just tease you my rubbing his tip against your tongue before shoving it all the way in and making you hold it as your rose rests against his hair

❤️ — if you’re the one topping. Watch him make fun of you as he becomes bratty to spice things up

❤️ — he is not going down easy. And as we all say from the movie he is kinda sassy

❤️ — honestly it makes him comfortable to bottom as he doesnt feel like he has to take responsibility or care for anything. He can just be mean and have fun with it.

❤️ — will honestly try to make fun by making you loose your dom side, pocking or actively touching you to make you flustered

❤️ — he loves when you ride him. You holding onto the wall above you as he just takes in the view of your body from below, watching ur assets bounce and move as you start to bottom out

❤️ — while he is just smiling. Once he sees you getting tired tho he will tell you to raise ur hips and as he holds onto them he is ramming into you to help you and him cum

❤️ — loves to see the mess after (also loves to see his cum on you alot, knows how to pull out)

❤️ — master at aftercare.

❤️ — homeboy is kissing you better, cleaning you, giving you water, more kisses and cuddling together to sleep (in the end he was always in charge)

THE WAIT IS OVER I FINALLY DONE THIS SORRY IT TOOK AGES HERE YALL GO

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[aliceramblez]

Dating The BroZone Brothers 🎤🎶

Tags: Gender-neutral reader, Fluff, Some Angst (mostly for Branch lol), Also Broppy isn't canon here, obviously. But I love them dearly so don't come at me!

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John Dory

We all know this man is a bit self-centered, and that doesn't stop at your relationship.

He'll find any opportunity to show off for you— anything from singing, to dancing, to just his ‘incredible leadership skills that make him the perfect boyfriend!’

He also definitely introduced himself as a member of the old boy band BroZone, which you may or may not have heard of, which may or may not have left him flabbergasted.

Despite all his faults though, John Dory will do his best to be a good partner for you. It's what you deserve, after all!

Keeping you safe from wild creatures, making sure you're always happy because he loves your smile, and also being the overprotective boyfriend who'll square off against anyone who even dares to make you uncomfortable even if they're 10x his size.

Small detail, but he also loves the fact that Rhonda took a liking to you instantly.

“She knows how to pick the good ones,” he'd say with a wink.

Talks about his brothers CONSTANTLY, but always in a way that makes it seem like he doesn't care and that it's their fault the band broke up in the first place. He obviously really cares about them, though.

Some nights, he'll reflect and regret all the stuff he said and did to them, and wishes he could go back and make it right. You reassure him through most of it, trying to convince him that he was young and just didn't know any better.

He stares at you in awe and disbelief because how could ANYONE think that what he did was justifiable? Abandoning his younger siblings all because of his stupid ego and personal insecurities.

“I really don't deserve you...”

Give him some time he's just emotionally constipated.

Also you BET he's gonna show you off to his brothers once they're reunited, so just let him. He just wants the most important people in his life to meet.

You can also expect them to try and embarrass John Dory with stories from their childhood, so be ready to have a good laugh as your boyfriend plots for murder in the background.

Spruce/Bruce

Probably the one who's best equipped to be in a relationship out of everyone in the group.

He is a family man, after all.

Speaking of which, if you think him settling down in the movie and having kids of his own was cute, it really is! But that just indicates that he has a way with children.

If you have a child or younger sibling, expect them to get dotted and taken care of to DEATH by this man.

He may not have been the sensitive one of the group, but was definitely the most reliable of the eldest, so he's got experience handling little trouble makers that come his way.

He still opens a cantina in Vacay Island, which is where you two met for the first time, and so you help run it occasionally whenever you have the chance. And even though you don't go there 24/7, all the regulars just think that you're the co-owner since you're dating Bruce.

You're the one who finds out that he's actually ‘Spruce’, the member of old boy band BroZone. You just happened to stumble upon an old record he kept in his room, and after confronting him about it, he reluctantly confirms your suspicions.

It was hard to recognize him since he was much older now and his body had definitely... grown over the years.

Bruce doesn't like preaching about those days, since he's quite embarrassed of the ‘immature ladies man’ he used to be back then.

But he won't deprive you of them either, since he'll happily share any stories on his misadventures with his brothers, funny backstage incidents, etc.

He misses them dearly and wishes they're all doing okay.

Two words: Hopeless. Romantic.

He's ‘The Heart Throb’ for a reason.

Roses, chocolates, dances— he can do it all!

Bruce will always make time in his busy schedule to spend time with you, taking you on dates to your favorite spots around the island, getting you meaningful gifts, and just overall expressing his love for you in any way he can.

He loves singing to you because it always serenades you and it puts a smile on his face.

People always joke that he's going to propose to you out of the blue one of these days, which always leaves him a flustered mess, but he never denies either.

“What can I say? I might be waiting for the perfect opportunity...”

Clay

Poor baby doesn't know what he's doing but he's trying, okay?

The two of you meet in the abandoned Bergen Golf Course, where you and Viva welcome him with open arms, and everything pretty much plays as in the movie, except that he really likes spending time with you and ONLY you, which he doesn't quite understand?

You're the one to ask him out cause otherwise you'd be playing this back and forth forever. He says yes.

He's never had a partner before, so he's justifiably worried that he'll mess up in some way, or that you'll end up finding him too boring after a while.

This becomes much more apparent after a particular bad night, in which after mumbling incoherently because of a nightmare, you find out that he has brothers and used to be in a boy band.

He doesn't open up about it at first, so you give him some space and reassure him that you'll be there when he needs you. Just give him some time and he'll tell you eventually.

He talks about how he could never be himself, since he was always expected to be ‘The Fun One’, and now he's basically tried to become the complete opposite in hopes of gaining some control over his life.

But he also worries that others will think he's too dull, and that he just isn't interesting enough to be around. Especially you.

You immediately take his face in your hands and look him in the eyes.

“I fell in love with Clay. Not ‘The Fun Troll from BroZone’ Clay. Also, you're fun in your own way!”

He basically falls for you all over again after hearing this.

After that, he becomes slightly less uptight and allows himself to enjoy the little things. You sometimes actually catch him dancing when he thinks no one's looking and you find it's the most adorable thing in the world, even after he realizes he's not alone and wants the earth to swallow him whole.

“Don't mind me, I'mma just crawl in a hole for a while...”

“No, no- Babe, it was amazing! I loved it! Pleaseeee show me more!”

Overall, he's a pretty good boyfriend all things considered.

He's incredibly overprotective of you, and will always give you advice and tools he thinks will be helpful if you're thinking of venturing outside of the Golf Course.

He asks Viva for dating advice CONSTANTLY and she DOES NOT let him live it down. Of course she has good ideas, though.

He'll pretty much do anything for you, even if it means going out of his comfort zone.

Floyd

Another great candidate for being in a good relationship.

Need I explain myself with this man?

His entire personality revolves around being caring and understanding, so he's definitely always on the lookout for anything that makes you sad or uncomfortable and will fix it ASAP.

Floyd is the kind of person who will ask for consent with pretty much anything you do— from holding your hand, to kissing you, to giving you a hug; he will ALWAYS make sure that you're okay with it even if you've given him the green light in the past.

He's not huge on PDA due to his somewhat shy nature, but if you are, he'll try his best to keep up with you.

This doesn't mean he dislikes physical affection, in fact it's his love language. He'll go out of his way to try and sneak in as many hugs as possible throughout the day and maybe a kiss or two if you'll allow it, which of course you do.

You also try your best to get involved in his own interests, because that's only fair after everything he does for you.

It isn't until one day that he sings for you that you compliment him and he nonchalantly comments that he used to be in a band when he was a teenager.

Cue the reveal of him having four brothers and you begging him to tell you all about them.

Which he does, but you can't help but notice the melancholic expression on his face, so you immediately stop him and apologize for being pushy on the matter and that he doesn't have to share anything he doesn't want to talk about.

He only looks at you with a small smile and shakes his head.

“No, I'm glad you asked. I haven't talked about them in years, so I like remembering the good times, even if they're in the past now.”

So he'll go on and on about them, one by one, and go into excruciating detail about what kind of person they are and what he loves about them. He's especially fond of his little brother Branch, based on everything he tells you.

When he gets kidnapped by Velvet and Veneer, you immediately go to Branch for help.

Once you're reunited, you two basically run to each other and hug with tears streaming down your eyes.

“Did they hurt you?!”

“No, I'm okay! Did they hurt you?!”

“Who cares?”

“I do!”

Floyd is then incredibly happy to introduce you to his brothers, who begin to affectionately tease him about getting himself a partner and you happily step in to protect him from any unwanted bullying.

You also tell him that you like the new hairdo, which only causes him to giggle and kiss your forehead affectionately.

Honestly you guys probably have the healthiest relationship out of the whole group.

Branch

I was really debating whether to include him or not since there's many Branch Reader Inserts out there, but I don't wanna leave my baby out so here we are!

You have a classic childhood friends to lovers situation with him, since you've known him ever since he was a member of BroZone, only being about a year older than him.

You'd help him practice for his concerts and would always give him pep talks whenever he felt worried that he'd ruin the show.

You're basically his number one fan— never missing a concert even if it meant dragging your parents with you so they'd let you get in.

The moment the group disbands and Branch is left all alone, you're there for him and wait alongside him for his brothers to return, reassuring him that ‘siblings would never break a promise’.

Cue his whole childhood trauma and him losing his colors, but it's only because of you that he doesn't completely isolate himself from society. He still builds his bunker though, since he's pretty much scarred for life thanks to the Bergens.

Just like with Clay, you're the one who takes initiative and asks him out, and he's just left gaping like a fish because why would you want someone like HIM?

After reuniting with John Dory, he's also dotting you about how big you've gotten and treats you like a baby, which actually irks Branch much more than it does to him.

He makes sure to remind his brothers that you both are grown adults, thank you very much.

Once the band gets back together, you kinda become a manager of some kind and help them in organizing their performances. Branch is eternally grateful and thanks you for staying by his side all these years.

[cocobirde]

like, if i posted a oneshot rn would anyone even. read it. Notice? hello trolls fandom are you alive ?!

[blippymilk]

Hi! Could I request a brozone x female reader hc's where the reader is a bit sassy and the bros find it funny and hot lol. Thanks!

Brozone x Sassy Fem! Reader

A/N: Sorry for the long wait

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John Dory:

- Completely head over heels for you

- John Dory loves a challenge and when you got sassy with him, you were definitely a challenge

- Finds it completely attractive and he thinks he’s going insane at first

- Before he gets with you he finds himself uninterested in others when they’re soft and easy, unlike you who always puts up a fight

- Left speechless sometimes when you shut him up with your clever comebacks/insults

“No cause you’re amazing and all but your attitude has been stressing me out lately.”

“Damn that’s crazy. Skill issue.”

“Wha- SEE!”

- Loves your tough demeanor though don’t let him fool you

Bruce:

- If anyone can handle a sassy reader the best, I definitely think Bruce would be the one

- If he can handle like 12 kids he can deal with you

- Loves his woman with a little spunk anyways

- Adores it having a woman that can not only stand up for yourself, but stand up for him too 😂

- If you have kids and they’re just as sassy he’s a little hysterical at first but he finds it hilarious when he gets used to it

“And I told her if she had a problem she can call my dad. Period.”

“*Nervous laugh* Period huh? Ok honey can you come here, I’m starting to think this kid is your clone.”

- But he’ll never regret his decision of choosing you, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him

Clay:

- Clay was meant for sassy women. Built for sassy women.

- I actually believe that he’d find non sassy women a little boring (but if he loves you, he loves you)

- At your constant beck and call (usually unless he’s working hard and he’s on a roll)

- If he could explain you in one word: “Hot.”

- If you’re ranting about some female who pissed you off today, he’s all ears. Just nods his head and agrees with your every word, even if you were considered “wrong” (like pffffft- how?)

“And this girl had the nerve to tell me I was stupid! Like be for real, didn’t you graduate highschool at 23?”

“No literally. I feel bad for you, she’s getting on my nerves just listening about her.”

“You get me so much.”

- Now he’s a big gossip and it’s all your fault 😂

Floyd:

- Probably didn’t realize you were sassy until he actually started dating you

- The second he watches you loose your temper he’s flabbergasted. And I mean that.

- Like for the next couple of days he’s basically jaw dropped

- When he finally gets over it he’s chill but once he sees you ima cation again, he feels…different

- Like suddenly this man’s heart is pounding, his cheeks are heating up, and his ears are practically smoking

- Accidentally picks up some of your attitude a little bit and sometimes it takes his brothers to point it out

“Are you serious Floyd?”

“Yup. But personally I told him he can miss me with that bs. Period. Wait-”

“HAH-”

Branch:

- Now we already know that Branch is a little sassy himself:

“Annnnnndddd~ a falsetto made of GOLD.”

“If this diaper was any smaller I could taste it.”

“Fine. But this is more than likely beneath me.”

- He however doesn’t realize he’s sassy so he’s unsure when it comes to you at first

- When he finally realizes that you’re the love of his life, you two are a pretty mouthy duo

- Like when his brothers first met you they were PUZZLED. Like eyebrows RAISED. They genuinely wondered if they had a long lost sister and they would have to break it to branch.

- If you were together during the plot of the first Trolls movie, you’d have Poppy stressinnnnnn

- Onc eye comes to an agreement that you both have that similarity in common, he just falls in love with you more 💙

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[floydira]

₊˚﹒✶﹒trolls headcanons .ᐟ

brozone, creek & king trollex with a reader going through a breakdown, overthinking and panicking and how they deal with them.

note ; I somehow(?) accidentally deleted the person's ask for this. I don't remember exactly what they asked word for word. (I'm down on my knees apologizing to you rn, I'm so sorry anon 🙏) so hopefully based on my memory this is at least close to what you asked for. I also hope this headcanon is to your liking.

☆★﹒🎧 ﹐BROZONE

John Dory

erm. well. let's just say when it comes to dealing with other people's emotions, he's not really the best guy to depend on...

BUT considering he spent years by himself (and rhonda) with no other socialization, plus leaving his brothers behind and coming back to them after awhile out of conscious but seeing them nowhere to be found, he definitely felt lonely and HAD his own breakdowns before.

so he'd understand how you're feeling, or at least try to understand.

when he first saw you breaking down, his first instinct was to ask you questions "why are you breaking down?" "did something happen?"

if he doesn't get a reply from you, he'll respect your boundaries and not ask any further questions. he'll just focus on comforting you in the present, awkwardly patting your back and giving you words of affirmation that he thinks would work. like those motivational phrases or quotes online, maybe even those ones that facebook moms use.

if you do give a reply, he'll sit down next to you and hear you out. sipping a drink and lending his ears for you to vent. he'll keep quiet (internally, he's restraining himself from outing his own opinions on whatever you vented to him about).

In summary, he's a listener. If you let him voice his own opinions, he'll tell you his thoughts and views. more often than not, if he does give advice, it's probably best you don't actually follow them. I feel like he's bad at giving advice...

at least, he's got the spirit!

Spruce/Bruce

this troll has a wife and kids. I'm sure he's knowledgeable in comforting someone when they are breaking down or overthinks a lot.

if you're overthinking, he'll support you and keep you company but he's also honest that helps you actually evaluate your overthinking thoughts and not stress too much about them.

once you come to him looking vulnerable, he'll immediately try to soothe you by rubbing your back gently. yk like those back rubs that puts babies to sleep? yeah, he'll do that.

while he rubs your back, he urges you to take a deep breath and let it all out. so you do. unknowingly you ranted and ranted, every little detail spoken word to word. he just has that affect on people.

lets you know that what you're going through is valid.

once you're all done, he'll give you advice to ease you or if you're not looking for advice, he'll just comfort you until you feel better.

Clay

he literally is in a sad book club, he'll have the knowledge about it and how to deal with it. except...he's slightly bad at executing it.

he'll snap you out of overthinking by yelling positive stuff to you, that are actually...effective???

if you rant to him, he'll listen to you attentively and pat your head afterwards. it's just something natural that he does, honestly head pats are soothing ok.

if you're okay with physical touch, he'll caress your face while giving you actually reassuring words. (LIKE. have you SEEN him literally pinching and squishing branch's face when he first met him after 20 years?!) of course, it's effective, combined with his already nice vibe (I feel like he naturally has a healing presence, he's just a sweet little boring cutie)

his method of comforting you naturally makes you feel better. he doesn't have to try hard because just watching his body language and mannerisms are dorky enough that it'll make you smile. he's unknowingly comforting in a silly dorky way. even with how badly he persists to be a very "serious" guy.

he'll definitely give you a big warm hug after everything.

Floyd

he's literally called the sensitive one. out of the brothers, he's definitely the one who understands you the most.

I don't think I even need to explain, you already know how perfect he is with dealing with stuff like that. like the time he talked to veneer about how his sister treats him and how he shouldn't let her be like that to him.

his face is full of worry if he sees you in a vulnerable state.

he literally gives the best hugs, it's canon, I know it's canon.

this emo mf knows exactly the right words to get you out of your vulnerable state for a while (bc the phrases he gives to others are probably what he wants to hear given to him).

he'll be really patient with you and help you with every step along the way even if you're having a hard time changing your bad traits.

he's also attentive at listening, he'll caress your hands with his thumb with a reassuring smile.

he'll be really sweet at tackling your situation and never makes you feel overwhelmed.

will cry with you tbh.

he's kind of helping himself when he helps you, because he's similar in a way.

Branch

branch was quite the panicker himself during the times when bergens ate trolls.

so he'd also know how to help you deal with it because he understands you.

he had to figure it out himself and was mostly alone to deal with his own vulnerability so he's happy to help you.

he'll look calm, composed and collected externally but even he, himself is slightly panicking on the inside. afraid that he'll let you down or he won't be of much help. don't worry though, he has it all put together after a bit.

If you're panicking, he'll help you focus, calm down and ease your hyperventilation.

"concentrate on your breathing, okay?"

once you've calmed down, he'll provide you with reassuring words.

he'll keep you company and stay with you until you feel composed enough to talk about it with him. he'll lend you an ear.

afterwards, he pats you on the shoulder and gives you advice that worked on him before.

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Creek

as bad as he is, he's literally the best when it comes to relaxation. he has that zen-like wisdom, so he'll calm you down and help you relax if you're panicking or overthinking too much.

just like floyd, he also knows exactly what to say to reassure or cheer someone up.

he'll give you a more positive outlook on whatever happened to you so that you don't overthink it.

tbh his voice itself is enough to calm you down.

he encourages different methods and ways(that he knows of) to you that could help.

King Trollex

this sweet goober offers you all his emotional support.

he feels upset, if you're upset. he's all frowny when he sees you vulnerable.

"can I give you a hug?" ofc he asks for consent.

will hug you tightly (he thinks hugs are a remedy for everything, besides music), quiet sobs are heard as his face is smooshed against your chest. just like bruce, he'll also rub your back soothingly while hugging you.

Intertwines both of your hands and encourages you to put your thoughts into words so that he knows what's going on that head of yours that's overthinking a lot of stuff.

keeps eye contact with you as you rant to him.

"you can get through this." he'll say with his cute smile.

the most he can provide is listening and comfort. he wishes he could help you more.

[vacayisland]

YALL?? ITS THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY WANNA WRITE A “GETTING SOLD TO BROZONE” FANFIC NOW 😦

Wanna leave ideas for this horrible decision down in the comments?

[hxskzz]

" Love on me, fuck on me . " | branch

pairing: branch x fem!reader

summary: branch is just a troll who lovesss physical touch.

contents: branch being clingy , hugging , kissing , SLIGHT SUGGESTIVENESS

a/n: this is kinda shorttt but this idea randomly popped up in my head sooo yahh

ღ . Branch walked into your shared bedroom , with low eyes but he didn't seem tired?.. He walked to where you were laying on the bed and flopped down on it. You looked at him and raised an eyebrow, chuckling. "What's wrong?" you sighed , assuming that you knew what was going on. "I'm so damn boreddd" branch mumbled , lifting himself up and crawling up to the top end of the bed , where you were laying. You looked up at him , giggling.

"I can tell ml. you alwayss do this when you're bored" you opened your arms , signaling for him to come lay with you, as he did. "well..im bored.. butttttt i just..uh..wanna be around you?.." branch had a hard time explaining his feelings , so when he announced them he kinda had to question himself if they were correct. "Awww , i like being around you too branch" you smiled , messing with the ends of his hair.

Branch slowly started to kiss your neck , making his way to your collarbone and jawline. "branchh.." you mumbled. "you didn't say you wanted all thisss" you laughed , letting him work his magic. He mumbled something , but from the cause of him being face down in your neck you couldnt tell what he said. "hm?" branch continued to kiss your neck a few more times , before responding. "nothing baby , i love you" this left you wondering what he said for a few seconds , but you brushed it off. "i love you moree branch"

He perked up, looking at you while smirking which caused you to raise an eyebrow. "provee ittt" he said in one of those teasing ass tones. "BRANCH" you covered your face trying to hide the fact that you were smiling, but it didnt work very well. "sorry sorryyyy babyyy"

For the next 20-30 minutes branch was allllll on you, drawing circles on your back , playing with your hair, randomly kissing you, wrapping his arms around you, and much more to mention.

©branchiferzz

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Can you write a smut/NSFW for RockZombie Branch?

RAGHH I have not been asked this yet!! But hell yes yes yes yes

He was so hot and attractive who let him be so hot?? With his stupid ass mullet (I lie mullets are so hot ugh) why was he so attractive

Warning this is nsfw so please take care and might border beyond vanilla !!

Also reminder; I mainly write x male reader but mainly a trans male that is comfortable with pussy / cunt being involved however you may reader this AFAB !

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‗ ❍ this man,,, is so into somnophilia, im sorry he is, especially being deep in your cunt, causing a bulge in your stomach

‗ ❍ breath play - receiving more than giving, wants to feel your hands around his throat, makes him feel crazy and wild

‗ ❍ ugh he has big ass fangs, fangs that he loves brushing all over your body, sinking in lightly on your chest

‗ ❍ blood play!! He enjoys you making him blood

‗ ❍ primal play ,,, gods he would love to “hunt” you down, inhaling your scent before having you pinned to a rock

‗ ❍ breeding kink!! This involves slight cum-inflation too, snarling in your ear how he’s going to fuck you full of kids

‗ ❍ gods he loves doggy straight up!! With his teeth in your shoulder, hands on the middle of your back to keep you pinned there

‗ ❍ spanking, he so will be into spanking you leaving a bite mark on the red handprint too

‗ ❍ would get so frustrated that his cock couldn’t fit into your cunt fully, his nails dragging into the dirt around you trying to get it in

‗ ❍ cock is 9 1/2 inches, thickest part 3.57, thinnest 3.34, knot expands to 4.89

‗ ❍ likes you loud

‗ ❍ rather you be trapped under him than riding him, but he wouldn’t be opposed to it

‗ ❍ very easily controlled in this state, tell him to do something and he will

‗ ❍ big munch too, loves eating pussy, could stay there for the rest of his life if you let him

‗ ❍ fucker definitely keeps your dirty underwear to use to jerk off with when he can, shoving his nose in it

‗ ❍ so into you grabbing his ears to hold on, makes him turn them into you to hear you better

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I’m sorry it’s so short but !! And I’m not fully comfortable writing writing you know? I haven’t in a while so I’ll stick to these things until I feel more confident