bliss

lisa. ont, canada

[saying]

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[memesandlaughs]

[jfaisal]

[scullyseviltwin]

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can't build his wall

"The government is being run by a toilet."

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

[theopenscroll]

If you donate they’ll send you presents

[redandpointy]

#teamCondor

[negativeblue]

Their FAQ though

—–

I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.

We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.

[jefd3v]

“The wound is the place where the light enters you.”

— Rumi, Persian

[blissfulfate]

im sorry I didn’t listen

when you told me you loved me

in the only way you knew how to 

[post-machine]

[wrecklouis]

[perrfectly]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[hirxeth]

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[sttyks]

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nobraska]