ZAHAHAHHAHAH- Hallo. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

REMAKE BABY.

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MASTER POST

Heya, Darlin! It’s the one and only @koiartz, doing an RP blog of Blitzwing from TFA! I wanted to have some fun and goof off as characters, so I will gladly be answering goofy things!

Rules

No insulting eachother, you can insult Blitzwing tho!

No bad thingies here >:(

Suggestive is okay I don’t care. But I’ll just put a CW warning at the top before answering the ask :)

You can curse

Have fun

GO CRAZY

For RP Blogs:

I will rp with you, gladly!

Please be patient because there’s a human behind the screen with a personal life

Update: please even be more patient, I have this blog under a different email, and the @gadget-workshopmaintanece blog is on another email, so I’m switching back n forth.

Explain to me what the rp is so I understand it better

I cannot do OC x cannon, because (again) I run the blog and I don’t wanna exclude others who also do it, all for one, one for all

If there’s a BLITZNUT shipper TEXT ME!

Have fun! Don’t be shy!

BE SILLY!!

Tags

#BlitzwingIcy chats

#BlitzwingHothead chats

#BlitzwingRandom chats

#BlitzwingPersonalites chats

#Blitzwing Thoughts

#Koi screeches (ooc)

“ZAHAGHAHAHAHAH!

ahem Zorry-

I AM NOT ZORRY!!”

ENJOY, DARLIN!!

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Icy: “Zhis iz boring…”

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"guess who's back"

"back again"

"flare is back"

"tell a friend (or kill them idc)"

@flare-of-the-sun

Icy: “Vhat-“

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Oh my FUCKING GOD! ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA START WITH THAT CUNT AGAIN?

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Icy: “VAIT who are zhey?”

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you don't want to know

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Icy: “Okey zhan…”

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"guess who's back"

"back again"

"flare is back"

"tell a friend (or kill them idc)"

@flare-of-the-sun

Icy: “Vhat-“

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Oh my FUCKING GOD! ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA START WITH THAT CUNT AGAIN?

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Icy: “VAIT who are zhey?”

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DECEPTICONS! I HAVE AN ANNOJNCMENT TO MAKE!!!

Me and @optimus-prime-offical are currently discussing the terms and conditions od a peace treaty to end the war. Thus we are currently in a state of cease-fire, do not engage in combat unless it is in self-defense!

Optimus nas already agreed to uncoditionally accept our terms for the removal of the Senats and caste system, we are currently undergoing talks about how we will go about this and repair our home world. This may not have been the way we originally saw victory to be met but I believe this settlement will bring us the justice we have been searching for!

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then after that they’re gonna get married 🙂‍↕️

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NO WE ARE NOT!!!

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" can I be the flower boy "

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NO ONE IS BEING ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!

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I shall be the bridesmaid.

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I can be the wedding decorator!

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Random: “Can I make zhe meals!?”

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"guess who's back"

"back again"

"flare is back"

"tell a friend (or kill them idc)"

@flare-of-the-sun

Icy: “Vhat-“

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Feeling stupid right now :3

Got therapy tomorrow…yay……….

The entire reason I’m in therapy is because through my whole child hood and now teen years. I’ve been mentally abused and harassed :3

And now I can’t help but panic thinking it’s my fault. I feel stupid. It’s 1:00 am. My appointment is around 11:00 I think….im gonna hate myself even more tomorrow! :3

See how I always use :3 it’s lil goofy joy makes me happy :3 :3 :3

Cry for help? Idk. Am I annoying for mentioning my past issue and present ones? Idk. Am I valid to have this considered as trauma? Idk. Should I be allowed to feel this way all confused. Idk. Should I say that I’m just a minor who has their mental state ruined due to being too curious? Idk. Am I allowed to feel valid? Idk.

No. No. No. No. No. No.

That’s what I think will be slammed in my face. Just No. That’s what I’ve had said to me.

Someone fucking made me think I was worthless and got everyone on their side. Everyone knew they harassed me. Everyone knew THAT BITCH HAD FUCKING MENTALLY ABUSED ME AND I WAS “in the wrong” ACCORDING TO OTHERS. I HAD SOMEONE MOCK MY SH SCARS WHEN I TRIED TO TALK ABOUT THEM AND THEY SAID “it’s lowkey not cute to flex your sh scars. Cornball” I WAS JUST ASKING IF SOMEONE WOULD LOVE ME DESPITE MY ATTEMPTS. SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING SCREAMED AT ME HOW I WAS A DISGUSTING FUCKING PEDOPHILE FOR HAVING A LOVER WHO WAS A YEAR N A HALF YOUNGER THEN ME, THEN SCREAMED HOW I HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO CRY. THEN SAID HOW ID BE A RAPIST WHE IM AN ADULT. IM SORRY MY SITUATIONS ALWAYS LEAD TO PAST ISSUES. THEY INTERTWINE…BUT WHO SAYS THAT…….I DID NOTHING WRONG. I WAS BEING MYSELF. IM AFRAID TO EXPRESS MYSELF PHYSICALLY. I JUST SMILE AND LAUGH A BIT AND STAY QUITE. I FEAR THAT IF I TRY TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE SOMEONE WILL COME BY AND TELL ME HOW IM ANNOYING FOR BEING MYSELF AND HOW I SHOULD KILL MYSELF FOR ACTING THE WAY I AM.

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Yay! Panic attack.

KILL ME-

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YAY! I LOVE YOU KOI!

*we all chant in unsion*

Ooc: awww!!! Thanks!! >,’3

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KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI!

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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our amazing wonderful Koi!

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YAY

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I feel loved :3

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YAY! I LOVE YOU KOI!

*we all chant in unsion*

Ooc: awww!!! Thanks!! >,’3

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KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI! KOI!

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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our amazing wonderful Koi!

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I’m glad I’m back :3 on my main blog @koiartz I’ll actually draw Blitzwing’s design for my AU soon :3 360deg view of the guy. AND he thiccc >:)

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YAY! I LOVE YOU KOI!

*we all chant in unsion*

Ooc: awww!!! Thanks!! >,’3

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Ashlock:*Squishes blitzswing cheeks and realizes that he is chubby*oh. My. Gosh.. you have chubby cheeks I knew it. I knew it you have chubby cheeks. I thought it wasn’t true but nope it turns out I was wrong you have chubby cheeks blitzswing!!! 

Fireracer: brother can you please stop squishing his cheeks. He looks embarrassed *sees blitz swing shifting to hothead* oh dear he looks kind of happy?! what in the all Spark?!?!

Hothead: “AYE- LET GO.”

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Yknow what. Fuck it. THE BLOG IS BACK UP. BUT NEW GROUND RULES. RESPECT OR I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL PASS OUT FROM STRESS.

The reason I act older on here is to stay safe. I’m young. And now I’m setting boundaries.

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Now I really want to shut down this blog. I just got…something came up and now I’m panicking.

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Guys. I think I’m losing it.

SH/🍇/Harassment/suicide CW TW

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Another reason why I’m taking a break. Personal issues…silently :) silently ripping me apart.

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Sh/knife TW

Ooc: just realized a way that I cope…is that. I make terribly dark jokes about sh :/ right now I just thought “should I record myself and drag a knife across my throat” I genuinely don’t know what the fuck that was about. Another thing! I purposely study anatomy and watch documentaries about all the weak spots and most vulnerable areas in the human body. Okay! Imma shut the fuck up now! Should I tell my therapist that……?

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I’m also afraid to talk to my therapist….they said they’ll only tell my mama what I’ve told them, if it includes something about SH. Both Mama and Papa know I’m…yeah. But I keep a lotta stuff private because…I’m used to just clamming up. I haven’t been abused, not by my family. By old friends…one bitch mentally abused me through out the whole school year, and got so many people to hate me. And people know what she did, and I’m “in the wrong” for defending myself…odd. One of my old friends screamed at me that “I’m a disgusting fucking pedophile.” For dating someone who was a year and 1/2 younger than me. Then I heard them mumble “you’ll be a fuckin rapist one day” and yelled at me to not cry. I’ve had so many people ignore me…and when I try to speak my words, or boundaries, they get ruined. I tried to stim once and my mental abuser broke the object I was stimming with, and then I tried to tap the table and slammed my hand down. And said “just be quiet. No one likes your nosies” and they even said “you’re lucky I’m still your friend. No one would want to be your friend”. I hate then with so much passion…there’s so many other people that I hate too. I’m so used to people just ditching me, when I try to be myself. That’s why I get skittish…

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Issues.