I Guide Others To A Treasure I Cannot Possess.

ComeBack2Bed | Cali

[scoobandshagtalk]

Like…I’m f-freakin out man

[infiniteedge]

[eidosgalaxypub-deactivated20240]

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[ruinedchildhood]

[blkkaiser94]

I feel like I wasted 2 years with someone who only cares about themselves. You say you’re balancing but you’re not, it’s always them and not me. Ima be gone before you notice.

[blkkaiser94]

Dating someone who doesn’t love you enough hurts. You try so hard for them and they said they tried too but I have seen nothing but lies.

[chewbacca]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008), dir. Kevin Smith

[ageofultron]

EAT SHIT!

insp. by this ask

[sersi]

#yeet

[twitterscreencaps]

[thekhoolhaus]

“Thirty years from now I want to be drunk off my ass at a family Christmas party flirting with my wife like the day we met.”

—

The Khool Haus 

Always try to win her that way you’ll never lose her

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[hauntdolly]

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

[coughloop]

0.1% power

[d0rs3t]

I hate this meme but 0.001% power

[chrissongzzz]

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooo she was like

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

This is my future child

[blkkaiser94]

Sigh all you had to do was hold your tongue but instead you rather let your hard head ruin my birthday .

[blkkaiser94]

Ugh I hate my girlfriend, it’s my birthday and all I want is just a day of communicating and understanding without asking so much questions about this and that like sigh I felt like giving up this foolish dream of love that I have for this person. Everyday I feel like I’m becoming depressed by this person everyday. Well fuck my birthday i guess.

[blkkaiser94]

Love has its way to fuck you up.

[screaminghansolo]

“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”