when your cuteness aggressions hits raichi has to suffer
raichi didn’t even get two minutes into his rant before your hands were on him. “and then that bastard didn’t pass when i was wide open—hey! oi! what the hell are you doing?!”
you were squishing his cheeks between your palms, tugging them so his words came out all muffled. “you’re just—too—cute—when—you’re—mad!” you said between fits of laughter, pinching until his lips puckered like a fish.
raichi slapped at your wrists, but you only held on tighter. “quit it! i’m serious here!”
“i know, i know!” you giggled, tugging gently at his hair now, marveling at how soft it felt despite the mess. “but you’re so cute when you yell, i can’t help it—i wanna squish you to death!”
“squish me to death?! do i look like some stuffed animal to you?!” raichi’s voice cracked as he tried to pull away, but you clung harder, wrapping your arms around him like a koala.
“yes,” you answered without hesitation, burying your face into his chest. “a really, really cute one.”
his whole body went stiff. “oi… oi! don’t say that kind of stuff so casually!”
you tilted your head up to look at him, cheeks smushed against his shirt, eyes sparkling with mischief. “but it’s true. you’re just so—aaagh! i could eat you up!” you squealed, peppering quick kisses across his jaw before he could dodge.
raichi practically yelped, his face going red all the way down to his neck. “what the hell’s wrong with you?!”
“cuteness aggression,” you replied matter-of-factly, nuzzling against him again. “you’re the cause.”
he groaned, dragging his hands down his face in utter despair. “unbelievable. i’m supposed to be intimidating, damn it! people are supposed to fear me!”
“well, i fear how much i wanna squeeze you,” you teased, giving his sides a playful squeeze until he jumped.
“oi!!” raichi roared, but it only made you laugh harder. deep down, though, the tips of his ears betrayed him, glowing red as he grumbled under his breath. because no matter how much your cuteness aggression drove him insane, he secretly loved every second of it.