a blob

J (they/he)

[gungraveyaoi]

Hes so sillay

[stlonesome]

on the other side of the crumbling wall, hope & despair wear the same face | inspo

[c-dra]

Lord Commander 💙

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[elodieunderglass]

It sounds far more likely that she’s simply become used to being prayed with in general. Thankfully, prayer plants are famously responsive. You could set up a video to record a timelapse to see how much she moves in the morning and evening, with exposure to recordings of different prayers from various faith traditions, to see which ones move (ha) her the most

[hallabun]

i love the frequent recurring canon fact of aymeric "mr diplomatic politician guy who has to remain composed" de borel just staring and smiling at the wol in awe and talking about them all the time, to the point that it is not even remotely subtle to anyone alive with eyes

like ok loverboy can you at least try to be a bit more subtle about it (do not. it is very enjoyable to watch. keep it up

[hallabun]

adding more because some people mentioned it being a nice collection of aymeric being in love with wol - but i have more!! :) now it is a proper collection!

(the hand on wol’s head after estinien drops them off?? okay??)

[misedejem]

They work very hard at the Bureau of the Architect

[lesoldatmort]

The Four Horsemen foil prints are here!

Available in my MortSTOR and on upcoming convetions as a set of four A5 sized prints. Taking these photos was truly a task... however I managed to record the foil effect! You can check it out under the cut:

Thanks for your attention and thank you if you decide to support me by getting this set!

[beastliness]

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

[beastliness]

we take turns

[beastliness]

(via @paperplanechemtrails)

[lydiardbell]

I think Tumblr in general would appreciate the newest back-of-bus advertising campaign in Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand

[lydiardbell]

So-called "free thinkers" when a bus is traveling between Strathmore Park and Newtown:

[wemon]

Aerith projecting her period cramps onto Sephiroth who is projecting them onto Cloud

[necromosss]

Perhaps the sulking was a little more than just tummy ache. Based on this; lol

[1driedpersimmon]

It's time for Virtue to finally talk some more about himself! Hehe!

Tapas: X

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[squid----s]

It’s okay

[thaidoodles]

🍓🍓🍓

[higharollakockamamie]

Emet-Selch could have so easily be just another Dead Wife Guy, but they made the extremely good decision to make what he’s mourning not a person but a civilization. The easier and more obvious route would have been to, say, have his moment of keen nostalgia and homesickness be brought on by seeing some reminder of Dead Wife: instead, it comes from seeing a bunch of people work together on a municipal project. This is a weary, bitter man who could be moved by a well-organized chore wheel, and I love that for him.

[dirt-secret]

i do this cuz i like you