Minimum Wage Block Tales

Run by two gay weirdos

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Asks are open! Just uh- don't be weird :D -🎰

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w/thout grifer even though no one asked

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griefer I keep hearing "har har har har har har har har har har" comingfrom the back room is .That related to you did you do something

"if i see ####### Freddy Fazbear I'm turning this place into Fazbear frights..."

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hi jim ! worst customer service experience?

"p-probably the time that some grey and green guy brought 1x1x1x1 in... i didn't even know he could get here. I though The █████████ and Telamon closed off our map..."

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WQHERE'S BUILDER MAN (not the hate pilled one smh) your luscious locks are giving!!! Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair ahh!!! So sigma rizz have a skibidi toilet figurine. Can I keep your scalp for my collection sir

"yeah.... no.. sorry. When HATRED eventually figures out how to copy this form, then you can."

*crawls out of my grave* howdy, im gonna see if we can start posting again, sorry for the hiatus btw. -Scratching/Token

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hey a umm.... uh... a head came out of one of the toilets in the restroom.... it keeps singing something about a... skibidi dope?

(ignore how i cant draw hatred and how you can see the border thing i drew-🍕)

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throws a one hundred dollar bill in the centre of the uhh. fast food place. and observantly watches to see if they fight for it hunger games style

"OH MY GREED! A DOLLAH!!"

"Oh my greed! A Dollah!!"

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Happy Valentines (valentine's ???) day u guys!!!! giving u all heart shaped burgers or brownies if preferred . except griefer and Terry I hope you guys have no valentines I think you deserve to be sprayed down with cold water from hoses.

"I'll be fine- he's been crying since friday..."

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hi guys here's a box make sure you open it UPSIDE DOWN and INSIDE THE RESTAURANT. ok ok? it's a super special surprise but if u don't follow my instructions it wont work out (50 pounds of pure glitter)

"ARE YOU SERIOUS EUGENE???"-(Left is Loyal Knight) "i thought it was candy..."-Regular ah Knight

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Poor Jum.. er. Gum? No, Jim... have a cheescake for your troubles

"thank you two from tpot.."

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so *whip crack sfx x2* hows that one guys food coming along jimbuddy

"Next time one of y'all come harass this boy you're joining the ceiling...."

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jim where are my 100 whoppers, 20 10-piece chicken mcnuggets, 620 dairy queen blizzards with an equal amount of each flavor, 40 hot ham and cheeses, 2000 baskets of fries, salted, 5 medium sized pepperoni and mushroom pizzas with no cheese, thin crust, 700 mozzarella cheese sricks, ten mill i ofn choekcen rnsfigno ajsd cjeyesy rise, a kewjrkn joede, oen ickellrdd chekfrfr d nd s. Jim. jimbo.

"w-what...?"

[razzby-with-a-hat]

get back to work boy

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OOC: HELP???

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Who's worked there the longest?

"that would be me!!"

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shrivels up and CRIES... crawls up to jim.. grisps his ankle... looks like a dehydrated lemon-licked 940 year old..... MY FOODO..... my FOOD boy....... me and my children will go unfed... we will remember this .. dies

LEAVE THE MAN ALONE </333 -🍕

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builder man!!!!!!!!

"but which builder are you manning, dear anon?"

(gang i will make a builderman difference chart gimmie 50 minutes)

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Hi!! ❤❤❤ I hope you're all having a great day!!!!!!!! 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼/𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓭? thanks1!!!!

"..i would hope not."

gotta love the chaotic asks were getting -🍕

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jim MIGHT need assistance. just a hunch.

"he's been crying in the loading dock for.... 5 minutes? He won't stop."

free burger to whoever can guess who this guy is