BILL CIPHER

BILL CIPHERS ASK BLOG!

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"𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖?"

THE NAME'S BILL CIPHER, KID! I'VE BEEN AROUND FOR FRILLS KNOWS HOW LONG. I'M AN ENDLESS FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE AND I'M HERE TO PROVIDE!

"𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝? 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭?"

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN ... I'M PERFECTLY FINE! BESIDES. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU'RE THE MORTAL ONE AND I'M THE IDEA. AND NEWSFLASH - IDEAS CAN'T BE KILLED! 1 TO ME AND 0 FOR YOU, FLESHBAG!

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥?"

CUTTING STRAIGHT TO THE CHASE ARE WE, KID? I LIKE YOUR THINKING. HERE'S THE DEAL.. ENDLESS KNOWLEDGE STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY SOURCE, YOURS TRULY! IN EXCHANGE FOR A FAVOR DOWN THE LINE.. WHAT DO YOU SAY KID?

𝑻𝑨𝑮 𝑫𝑰𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 / 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺

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helllooooo sailorrrr

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YOU NO-HAT BRAINIACS HAVE TO FEEL THREATENED NOW!

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ao3 is an archive for all sorts of works, you can find plenty on there. lots of fanworks for media go there, especially surrounding relationships between fictional characters, because it has no limitations on what you can and cannot publish.

YOU PEOPLE REALLY HAVE NO REMORSE HUH? YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE FREAKS!

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WHAT IS AN ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN

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Hey Bill, for no reason what sooo ever

What’s your thoughts on axolotls? 

I THINK THEY'RE WHATEVS! NOT AFTER THE EXPERIENCE I HAD WITH ONE OF THEM. ONE OF THEM DECIDED IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO THROW ME IN PRISON IN DISGUISE OF "THERAPY" TO "REHABILITATE" ME. WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

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isosceles bitch

SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE! SUCH AUDACITY! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M IMPRESSED! STANDING UP TO ME IS REALLY HARD FOR YOU MEATBAGS, (I KNOW WHAT THINGS YOU POST ABOUT ME.) SO IT'S NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE SWITCH UP FOR ONCE IN A WHILE. SEE YOU IN YOUR DREAMS, KID!

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what if i took a bite out of you

SEEING AS I'M MADE OF BRICK, PURE ENERGY, AND OTHER VARIOUS TOXIC LIQUIDS AND CHEMICALS - I'D RATHER YOU DO! GO ON! DO IT! TAKE A BITE OUT OF ME! YOU WON'T!

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wa uwa~!!

(a wild chiikawa appeared!)

HOW DISGUSTINGLY.. ADORABLE. I'M SURE SHOOTING STAR WOULD TAKE AN INTEREST IN WHATEVER THAT THING IS

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What happened on karaoke night BILLY?

NOTHING YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT, KID! WE JUST HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AND SANG A LOT OF SONGS AND I FOUND OUT HOW MANY CHEST HAIRS SIXER HAD EXACTLY! NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT YOU FLESHBAGS WOULD CALL A NORMAL NIGHT OUT.

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favorite nickname/thing bill calls ford

stanford filbrick pines/stanford/ford/fordsy

mr brainiac/brainiac/iq/smart guy/old nerd/mr tabletop gaming

sixer/six fingers

slick/pal/my old pal/our friend

pet human/puppet/my property/perfect pawn

old man/kid

hero/tough guy

Voting ended onMar 7

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this also made me wonder how many times he calls ford these things so without further ado.. (and also i found a couple other things he calls him)

1 time: backstabber, genius, hero, idiot, IQ, kid, mr. brainiac, mr. tabletop gaming, my property, old man, old nerd, our friend, perfect pawn, six fingers, smart guy, stanford filbrick pines, tough guy

2 times: brainiac, my old pal, pal, pet human, puppet, stanford pines

3 times: stanford

4 times: fordsy

7 times: ford

and..... the most used one of all... at a whopping TWENTY-EIGHT times.... sixer.

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ok andddd for what ford calls bill.

1 time: the beast with just one eye, a black hole, the center of my life, divine being of infinite wisdom, extradimensional deity of knowledge, fickle being, a god, has-been, king of nightmares, liar, the most powerful and dangerous creature i've ever encountered, my blessed muse, my enemy, my friend, my "imaginary" friend, my true friend, needy theater kid, nightmare in disguise, non-corporeal entity, one of the friendliest and most trustworthy individuals i've ever encountered, powerless forgotten failure, research assistant, scam artist, snappy dresser, strange being from a higher plane, strange whimsical creature, the sun in my galaxy, the triangle, a true gentleman, two-dimensional entity

2 times: demon, devil, monster, partner

5 times: muse

14 times: bill cipher

31 times: cipher

32 times: my muse

and finally. ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN TIMES: .... bill.

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WOW! SOMEONE REALLY DID THEIR HOMEWORK! EVEN I'M IMPRESSED!

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do u like jesus "soos" ramirez

THAT OBESE OAF? YEAH, NO! HE WAS EASY TO TRICK, HOWEVER NOT VERY HELPFUL TO MY ADVANTAGE. I THINK TWO OF MY BRAINCELLS EXPLODED JUST TO HOW STUPID HE IS! DID YOU KNOW THAT HE ONCE CHOKED ON A JELLY STRAW? YEAH, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE DUNCE! THAT FAT BOY STILL LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA AT THE GRAND AGE OF 22, WHAT A DWEEB!

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Rockabye Billy

Please don't you cry

It's not your fault

You have that strange eye

Stay safe with Mommy

You'll never fall

And we'll always love you

Sharp angles and all.

WOW! I DIDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE TO RIGHT ME A POEM! HOW... THOUGHTFUL. IT SOUNDS ODDLY... FAMILIAR. DID YOU PLAGARIZE THIS? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM? YOU THINK YOU'RE SLICK HUH, WISE GUY?

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How do triangles reproduce?

WELL... WHEN A MOMMY SHAPE AND A DADDY SHAPE LOVE EACHOTHER VERY MUCH... THEY SPEW OUT THEIR JUICES INTO THE ATMOSPHERE FOR THE MOMMY SHAPE TO CATCH... ISN'T THE BEGINNING OF LIFE SO SWEET? I MEAN, WHAT'S ELSE COULD BE SO DEVOTING TO YOUR PARTNER THAN FORCEFULLY EJECTING OUT YOUR BODILY FLUIDS?

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Is there a universe where dipper goes to Taco Bell?

NO.

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HEY, IT'S THE GUY THAT COMPLETELY PLAGARIZED ME! HOW'S IT GOING, BUTTER-KNIVES? I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET!

Would you look at that? A tortilla chip is trying to say I plagiarized him! Hey, listen, Angles, I've been tearing people's guts out since before you figured out which side of yours was the longest.

Unless you want to know what happens when some insignificant two-bit geometry joke wanders into real nightmare territory, you'd better stay in your own fuckin' lane.

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LOOK, BUTTER KNIVES... I'VE BEEN IN REAL NIGHTMARE TERRITORY, KID. IT'S WHAT I AM! I'VE EXISTED MILLENIAS LONGER THAN YOU HAVE, WISE GUY. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS? ALSO, I WOULDN'T BE LECTURING ME ABOUT MY SIDES WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A PEPPERONI PIZZA GONE WRONG! AND ATLEAST I'M NOT THE BRAINIAC THAT'S WEARING A CHRISTMAS SWEATER IN MARCH! COME ON, OLD MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DEMENTIA WAS THIS BAD.

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You've existed longer than me? Then you should know better than to mouth off to something that feeds on agony; something that makes fear slither into the bones of anyone who ever crossed me… until they're whispering my name like a curse in their sleep or like some kind of twisted prayer.

I don't "respect" anyone, triangle. I gut the losers who talk down to me. Y'know, those chatterboxes with their egos jammed so far up their asses they never see the claws coming — just like you.

My face was the last thing people saw before they woke up choking on their own blood and saliva, or sliced open on their beds like a high-school student's dissected animal. That's something a one-eyed freak-of-nature like you could never pull off, you fucking paperweight. You don't make 'em bleed and scream... you make speeches. You play with your food and never finish the damn job. Word of advice? Think twice before you dip into hot water you can't get out of, BITCH.

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KEEP SWEET TALKING ME, KRUEGER! IT ONLY PROVES FURTHER HOW COMPLETELY IDIOTIC YOU TRULY ARE! IF YOU'RE SO UNBOTHERED ABOUT ME - WHY ARE YOU WRITING A WHOLE ESSAY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DESPISE ME? EVALUATE YOURSELF? BUTTER KNIVES

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You little flat-sided piece of garbage... you think your sardonic theatrics make you tough shit? I didn't write crap. Every inch of me has half the mind to peel that yellow hide of yours off and fillet your innards.

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JOKES ON YOU, BOILER BOY - I DONT HAVE INNARDS! ALL THATS IN ME IS VARIOUS DIFFERENT FLUIDS THAT ARE BOTH TOXIC AND NOT! FUNNY YOU TALK ABOUT SLICING ME OPEN WHEN YOUR LITTLE LAKE DWELLER BOY-TOY HAD DISCONNECTED YOUR HEAD FROM THE REST OF YOU! FUNNY TALK COMING FROM SOMEONE THAT HAD BEEN REDUCED TO NOTHING BUT A PINK FLESH LUMP, HUH?

[ask-krueger-deactivated20260425]

The guy managed to get a hit or two in, big fucking whoop! At least I come back harder whenever someone tries to bring me down, unlike you who keeps getting your flat, two-dimensional ass kicked back to square one and failing miserably. You're nothing but a hollow, floating disappointment! No brains... leaking terrible ideas left and right. You're a lousy punchline people humor for a laugh compared to me. You'd better back the fuck off.

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HEY, KID - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE UNIVERSE WHERE I LOSE OUT OF TRILLIONS! ANYWAYS, LAST TIME I CHECKED - DIDN'T YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU SEVEN TIMES? ATLEAST THE "BIG WHOOP" CAN ACTUALLY TANK HITS, BUTTER KNIVES! ALSO, WRONG AGAIN! I'M NOT HOLLOW. I KNOW TONS MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL, KRUEGER. ATLEAST I ACTUALLY DID MY HOMEWORK! FOR EXAMPLE.. TELL ME ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT BOILER ROOM IN 1968, TELL ME ABOUT THE MULTIPLE TIMES YOU GOT DEFEATED BY ACTUAL CHILDREN! I'M NO PUNCHLINE, KID. ATLEAST I'M NOT THE WISE GUY THAT SELLO-TAPED PLASTIC KNIVES TO A CHEAP LEATHER GLOVE AND CALLED MYSELF THREATENING.

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How does your blood taste like? Could it be added to a bread?

WELL, MY DEAR ANON... I ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW. HOWEVER, MY INSIDE JUICES ARE MADEUP OF MULTIPLE CHEMICALS THAT ARE SUITABLE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION AND ALSO NOT FIT FOR THOSE NEEDS. SO, IF I HAD TO GUESS.... IT'D TASTE LIKE COPPER, MIXED WITH VINEGAR WITH SOME SORT OF SOURNESS. JUST IMAGINE SOMEONE MAKING A CONCOTION OF GROUND UP BRICK, CYANIDE, VINEGAR AND SUGAR!

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HEY, IT'S THE GUY THAT COMPLETELY PLAGARIZED ME! HOW'S IT GOING, BUTTER-KNIVES? I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET!

Would you look at that? A tortilla chip is trying to say I plagiarized him! Hey, listen, Angles, I've been tearing people's guts out since before you figured out which side of yours was the longest.

Unless you want to know what happens when some insignificant two-bit geometry joke wanders into real nightmare territory, you'd better stay in your own fuckin' lane.

[bloggedcipher]

LOOK, BUTTER KNIVES... I'VE BEEN IN REAL NIGHTMARE TERRITORY, KID. IT'S WHAT I AM! I'VE EXISTED MILLENIAS LONGER THAN YOU HAVE, WISE GUY. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS? ALSO, I WOULDN'T BE LECTURING ME ABOUT MY SIDES WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A PEPPERONI PIZZA GONE WRONG! AND ATLEAST I'M NOT THE BRAINIAC THAT'S WEARING A CHRISTMAS SWEATER IN MARCH! COME ON, OLD MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR DEMENTIA WAS THIS BAD.

[ask-krueger-deactivated20260425]

You've existed longer than me? Then you should know better than to mouth off to something that feeds on agony; something that makes fear slither into the bones of anyone who ever crossed me… until they're whispering my name like a curse in their sleep or like some kind of twisted prayer.

I don't "respect" anyone, triangle. I gut the losers who talk down to me. Y'know, those chatterboxes with their egos jammed so far up their asses they never see the claws coming — just like you.

My face was the last thing people saw before they woke up choking on their own blood and saliva, or sliced open on their beds like a high-school student's dissected animal. That's something a one-eyed freak-of-nature like you could never pull off, you fucking paperweight. You don't make 'em bleed and scream... you make speeches. You play with your food and never finish the damn job. Word of advice? Think twice before you dip into hot water you can't get out of, BITCH.

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KEEP SWEET TALKING ME, KRUEGER! IT ONLY PROVES FURTHER HOW COMPLETELY IDIOTIC YOU TRULY ARE! IF YOU'RE SO UNBOTHERED ABOUT ME - WHY ARE YOU WRITING A WHOLE ESSAY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DESPISE ME? EVALUATE YOURSELF? BUTTER KNIVES

[ask-krueger-deactivated20260425]

You little flat-sided piece of garbage... you think your sardonic theatrics make you tough shit? I didn't write crap. Every inch of me has half the mind to peel that yellow hide of yours off and fillet your innards.

[bloggedcipher]

JOKES ON YOU, BOILER BOY - I DONT HAVE INNARDS! ALL THATS IN ME IS VARIOUS DIFFERENT FLUIDS THAT ARE BOTH TOXIC AND NOT! FUNNY YOU TALK ABOUT SLICING ME OPEN WHEN YOUR LITTLE LAKE DWELLER BOY-TOY HAD DISCONNECTED YOUR HEAD FROM THE REST OF YOU! FUNNY TALK COMING FROM SOMEONE THAT HAD BEEN REDUCED TO NOTHING BUT A PINK FLESH LUMP, HUH?