Love Peace And Chicken Grease ✌️

[officialunitedstates]

next time you’re in your least favorite class and your teacher says something you disagree with follow these 4 simple steps:

stand up as quietly as possible

move your hands to your chest and beat your chest like a gorilla

make gorilla sounds

exit the classroom

[blogthingiguesd]

People around me: *display personality traits that make them unique and well liked*

Brain: ⚠🚨⚠🚨⚠🚨⚠🚨!!!!????!?!?! do we have those

Me: *checks files* Uhhhhhh nope

Brain:

Me:

Brain: steal

[weloveshortvideos]

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

[thegardenofeedan]

I want this to be my life

[sushinfood]

das a beebee

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[nore1236-deactivated20240104]

[whoa-bruh]

I just died

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This kid is fucking hilarious!

[thebootydiaries]

straight boy problem #175

when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge

[rubihube]

That moment when straight people don’t actually act like that

[thebootydiaries]

um im a scientist studying the Straights™ so think before u speak

[rubihube]

Coming from a straight dude, this doesn’t fucking happen.

[thebootydiaries]

i watched football once so i think i know what im talking about buddy

[evansamsa-deactivated20160413]

stop trying so hard to be funny. lol

[thebootydiaries]

this post has 130,427 notes so no. lol

[gayvetforlife]

You’re dumb

[thebootydiaries]

this post now has 141,000 notes

[straberrytheinfamous]

And you’re still 141,000 times more of an idiot for loving that

[thebootydiaries]

number of people that hate this post: 4

number of people who know how to take a joke: 140,996

[officialunitedstates]

Palm trees don’t even have hands

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are three types of people… (via akilan_shady)

[srsfunny]

Cat Logic Makes No Sense

[avatarstateyipyip]

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

[thebootydiaries]

[undergroundghosts]

[shemolousness]

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[ludaprilgate]

[tastefullyoffensive]

A fishy situation. (via gfycat)

[weloveshortvideos]

[penis-hilton]

me

[cupidofchaos]

OMG THAT THIRD TIME THO