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I hope your lung collapses. | 24

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Snow White

Her skin was white af.

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Girls be like

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Who need the crackle of a warm fire when you have the static sound of your ear buds when you wiggle them.

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"Profesionil intirnet trol foure hyr. Willl wiurk foar Dogecoin."

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Sneezed on the beat and the beat got Ebola.

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Make it rain!!!!! *preforms traditional native-American rain dance *

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Oprah should create an orphanage calm "The O-phanage"

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Make it rain!!!!! *preforms traditional native-American rain dance *

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Siri, take me home.

How the fuck shit am I supposed to know where your home is.

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Crack addicts say the darnedest things.

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Mr. President sir! What do you plan to do with that big fat but devastating the economy?

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A Cute Animation by ADHD That Reminds Us All to Be Nice Because Everyone Is Lonely

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If you tell me I'm in a good mood, it will bring my mood down by 102%

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The three L's of real estate:

Boot, booty, booty.

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Dad

I don’t know I if you’re aware of this,

but I ‘m a superstar

on the Kim Kardashian game

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Sometimes I want to post a "relate" post, but I don't know if people will.

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I want the scientific community to laugh at me.