[der-gao]

run boys run

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[alsophila-grahami]

mutuals to sit under this thing with

[amy-offical]

what the hell is that thing yall

[ririwithrice]

para shoot

[laciffo-satan]

Who puts kids inside a parachute???

[ririwithrice]

🤚

[mimiwithmice]

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *scurry around rapidly under it, desperately trying to escape*

[ririwithrice]

MIMI?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEADDDD

[mimiwithmice]

sorry, they got out of the house when i wasn’t around. GET BACK HERE!!

🐁🐁🐁🐁 < *continue scurrying*

[avantgarden-er]

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

[megalynnan]

I remember when we called it night blogging and blamed the Australians.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[anarchistmemedistro]

[blondebeaut143]

I'm saying this here... But did anyone else hear all those boo's coming from the winter Olympic Stadium in Italy for isntreal??????

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE makes me SOOOOOOOOI unbelievably happy 😁

[mutualize]

Don't kill yourself, please.

[mutualize]

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

[monster2001]

Can everything you do be about me forever

[monster2001]

??

[hexagonopus]

you literally asked

[destroysoil]

barn swallow (hirundo rustica) mother brings food to her chicks

[tiz-aves]

[thebiscuitwitch]

[birdslop]

baby barn swallows practice choir :)

[phantomrose96]

funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.

[phantomrose96]

saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.

[phantomrose96]

"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.

[phantomrose96]

"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.

[phantomrose96]

and most of the fanboys are women

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

reddit: "you'll be hunted alive on tumblr for the slightest social infraction"

tumblr: "this song made entirely of slurs will be our new anthem"

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]