BEAUTY & BRAINS!

INDIE GWENDOLYNE STACY FROM " SPIDER-MAN " COMICS.WRITTEN BY KIM

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                            BRAVE SOLDIER GIRL !   ——   written by kim

[witchyspook-blog]

YOU’RE NOT FAM ANYMORE meme

“What do you want bitch?”

“How dare you.”

“Yeah, I said it.”

“I don’t even care.”

“He agrees with me.”

“Yeah, what do you want bitch?”

“Will you shut the fuck up?”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I’m the man of the house.”

“I’m the boy of the house!”

“Yeah, ok dad.”

“What has gotten into this family?”

“You’re not fam anymore.”

“Oh really? Why’s that?”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE MOVES ARE WEAK BABE!”

“Yeah, you’re moves are weak.”

“Hey, you don’t call her bitch.”

“I’m not your dad.”

“Honey! What are you doing?”

“I’m telling him once and for all!”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m not your dad. You were adopted.”

“Look at your hair, and then look at mine.”

“Let me handle this, ok?”

“Yeah! Fam only!”

“Not anymore. We decided you’re out!”

“Will you shut the fuck up about that please? Jesus christ.”

“What happened? Why am I not fam anymore?”

“I’m not your fucking dad. Look at you.”

“Dad, I look exactly like you.”

“YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD!”

“This is a family issue!”

“We’re not your fam.”

“No, you were adopted.”

“Yeah we found you in a park on a swing set. You were taped to it.”

“THIS FAMILY DOESN’T WANT ME!”

“You know what, I’m OUT OF HERE!”

“My wife and I are getting a divorce.”

“There were no moves.”

“Watch how you’re talking to him!”

“That’s my adopted son!”

“I’m leaving with Mark. I like penis now!”

“What, you’re gay?”

“Oh, you like penis now?”

“Yeah I like big, fat penis ok?”

“But dad what the fuck?”

“Well hopefully it’s bigger than yours!”

“Oh it is … bigger …than both of ours are bigger than yours.”

“What the frig am I supposed to do.”

“You’re coming with me.”

“No, he’s coming with me and Mark.”

“No, I’m not going with you dad. You like penis.”

“There’s nothing wrong with liking a little penis.”

“I thought you said it was a big penis.”

“It is a big penis. Mark’s got the biggest penis in the world! Besides mine!”

“What am I supposed to do?”

“You’re dying.”

“I’m not gay.”

“He’s not gay son.”

“Son? I thought I was adopted.”

“So you’re not getting a divorce?”

“No, we just wanted to make it easier on you.”

“We figured we got this news and we just wanted to make things smoother.”

“So you dropped a bomb that I’m divorced and you guys are getting adopted?”

“You’re adopted, we’re getting a divorce.”

“But I thought you said we weren’t.”

“We’re not! I’m just explaining it!”

“We just wanted to lighten the load.”

“We love you son.”

“Am I dying? Of what?”

“You’re just … dying.”

“You’re just fucking dying, ok? Jesus!”

“You’re gonna die.”

“When?”

“I dunno! Someday! Everybody dies!”

“What? Are you dying?”

“YES! Don’t they teach you this shit in school?”

“I’m gonna die?”

“YEAH! When you’re old!”

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                            BRAVE SOLDIER GIRL !   ——   written by kim

[millionsknives]

PUNCHING NAZIS IS COOL BUT MAKING SURE JEWISH PEOPLE ARE SAFE AND LOVED IS BETTER ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[rpmemes-galore]

Corpse Bride  {Sentence Starters}

“I like your enthusiasm.“

“Wait. I made a promise.“

“Pardon my enthusiasm.“

“It’s a terrible day for a wedding.“

“Keep it down, we’re in a church!“

“I don’t know. It’s just not natural.“

“I love you, but you are not mine.”

“It’s a sad, sad state of affairs we’re in.“

“Oh! You’ve been dead for fifteen years!“

“It seems that I still have a tear to shed.“

“Thank you, yes, answers. I need answers.“

“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire.“

“Let me at him! Let me at him! Don’t hold me back!“

“And I thought… I thought this was all going so well.“

“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?“

“She can’t hold a candle to the beauty of your smile!“

“Yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it’s not real.”

“Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?“

“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?“

“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating? Hm?“

“You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.“

“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.“

“If only he could see how special you can be; if he only knew the you that we know.“

“I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.“

“My dreams were taken from me. But, now… now I’ve stolen them from someone else.”

“And you might try and hide, and you might try and pray, but we all end up the remains of the day!”

“I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn’t it?“

“With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”

[blondegenius]

tim burton anything made before 2005 is my jam, ya feel ? halloween cannot come soon enough !

[yasperalta]

Hot Rod (2007) Sentence Starter Meme:

The people spoke and I listened… :) “My name is _____ , and I like to party!”  “Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I’m just gonna do it for you.“ “I said you look shitty, GOODNIGHT _____!” “Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between… a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.“ “Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I’d put my money on the taco.“ “I’m freakin pumped! I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!“ “I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I’m not legit. I’m unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.“ “I’m kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. “ “I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.“ “Well he won’t be smiling… WHEN I MURDER HIM!!”  “God I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!“ “Have fun being married to SATAN!” “Have I ever shown you a picture of my dead dad?”  “Haha, I’m just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean!”  “Cool beans.”  “You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face.“ “I’m guessing that’s the drugs.”  “Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.“ “I’m going in for a Vitamin Water, should I make that dos?” “Well, maybe I’ll pick up a box of dong bags so we can knock boots later.“ “Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?“ “You know, pools are perfect for holding water…“ “I’m not a kid, I’m a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I’m gonna beat you to death!“ “I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.“ “You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.“ “I, one time, manned a flamethrower.“ “Of course it’s cool. It’s awesome as shit.“ “Ancestors protect me.“ “Who cares what anyone thinks?“ “Hey _______, you chode! I owe you a shot in the nuts…!” “You know I have a hormone disorder!“ “Life is pain - we’ve got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.“ “Ohhh when you’re going on a date, and you put on a shirt! And you ride your bike to the daaaaate!” “You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!“ “He choked on some pie. He really wanted to win that contest…”  “Whatever happened to “Live as a team. Die as a team”?“ “Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?“ “The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza and took a nap.“ “Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.“ “That shatters my entire universe.“ “Now I don’t want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!“ “Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!“ “I’m going to get you better, you old sack of shit, and then I’m going to uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me!“ “Is there a Tai Chi move that would make a grown man crap his pants and not know why?“ “Oh, man, he hit his ass with a parking cone! Nice.“ “Point is, if you don’t sit down with someone and really talk and get to know them you’ll never find those things out. So what do you say? Wanna make this thing official?“ “What’s going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre art piece?“ “It’s bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.“ “_____? Have you seen my hip pads?” “I’m officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.“ “Who wants to see me do a big-ass stunt?“

[evanrwooddaily]

Evan Rachel Wood | GQ Photoshoot (2009)

[onceuponadaily]

[blondegenius]

                                                                    “   that gwen is a KNOCKOUT !   “

[blondegenius]

A MURDER MOST FOUL !   ------   the amazing spider-man issue 121

[blondegenius]

CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT to appreciate the beauty   &   selflessness that is MARY JANE WATSON ? yes, she  &   gwen were always playfully after peter’s affection, but both remained civil   &   even became good friends. BEST FRIENDS, if we’re being honest ! mj tried to play it off as she didn’t care that the two were head over heels with one another, but deep down she wanted to be in gwen’s shoes. when peter   &   gwen had a falling out after gwen’s dad died, she could of easily swooped in   &   stolen peter’s heart. but what did she do instead ? she brought them back together !   &   even though she still had feelings for peter, seeing her two friends happy was all she cared about ! your fave could never !

[blondegenius]

( PETER )

He looks worried for a split second before the question is asked, her tone made it sound like it was something super important and– It was. Gwen, asking about geek stuff, a momentous occasion indeed ! He takes in a sharp breath, wanting to tell her about everything that was WoW but deciding against it. He wanted to interest her in the game, not turn her off forever, ‘‘–It’s, uh, a video game ! Online, online video game. MMORPG, yep. World of Warcraft. ’’ He nods, giving a sheepish smile, trying to talk about it without freaking out was REALLY tougher than it looked. 

‘‘–What do you want to know about it ? ’’

EYEBROWS RAISE IN CURIOSITY as he began to further explain the small details of the ‘ world of warcraft. ‘ gwen was never too fond of video games, but she didn’t mind thedm in some form. after all, she loves the kirby series, as well as any puzzle games as she can ‘ knock ‘em out of the ballpark ! ‘ as her dad would say. leaning on the table before her, she decided the waters were safe enough for her to further dive in to this topic. while she enjoyed nerd culture to an extent, some of it proved to be too much for her at times. it was all up to peter to keep her interested ! “   video game, huh ?   “ she queried with a grin. “   okay, i’m not lost yet. i can already see how you would enjoy this you nerdy boy, you.   “ cue a playful wink cast in his direction. “   now   ------   explain to me what ‘ MMORPG ‘ means   &   what the uh, GOAL of the game is ? is it, like a puzzle game or more like that grand theft auto ... thingy ?   “

[blondegenius]

( LORRAINE )

HER FINGERS MOVED DEFTLY over the screen, flash drive already inserted as information was transferred with surprising ease. She still found technology sodding infuriating – and much preferred a hands on approach; but orders were just that. Hearing the voice from behind her, she didn’t so much as flinch. Instead she reached within her trench coat, ( stained with blood if you looked close enough; as much of it hers as her enemies’ – ) and soon a GUN was pointed at the girl’s head. ❛ Will you be needing to see any other forms of clearance? ❜ In truth she had no intention to shoot; though not so much could be said for the guards stuffed inside the nearest closet. 

GWENDOLYNE, YOU IDIOT ! what was thought to be a bold move on her part backfired within minutes of the woman turning to her, gun in hand. it should have been apparent to the blonde that someone who looked liked her came in with an elaborate plan to carry her scheme. trembling hands raise defensively, the blonde now frozen in her tracks. there was no where else to go   ------   she was STUCK. a slow shake of her head is given in response, fear now spread across delicate features. “   please,   “ gwen replied hoarsely, eyes unable to make eye contact with the woman. “   i don’t know what you could want with our research, but   ------   don’t hurt anyone else in here. these people don’t deserve it !   “ granted, it seemed it might be a little too late for that. oh, where was spider-man when you really needed him ?

[dailyspiderman]

SPIDEY SHIPS → gwen x mj

❝ gwen […] she always saw the best in everyone…in the world. had a way of making you feel everything would be okay. after she died…nothing was ever really OKAY again. ❞

[blondegenius]

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