blondewonk (taylor's version)

it's me. hi. i'm the problem. mid-30s. mother of dogs. gamer. swiftie. lover of books, the mcu, and the Oxford comma. | ⚾️ Cubs + Rays | | 🏈 Bengals + Dolphins | | 🏒 Panthers | | 🏟️ 8/30 MLB Parks |

[blondewonk]

w a t c h m e

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[blondewonk]

get this bozo off of my team yesterday, jedward.

like to charge. reblog to cast.

[livingintheglitterbaby]

fyi: cornelia street is about walking the streets adjacent to the ballpark after your favorite player goes to a different team and realizing you’ll never see him again

[emmaharwoods]

sabrina carpenter in a custom dior dress at the met gala, paying homage to audrey hepburns’s film sabrina (1954) with rhinestoned film strips

[cowboyhatesithere]

ttpd is an insane album. are you guys hearing this. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. ascendant.

[cowboyhatesithere]

I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me

[blondewonk]

every time i see his dumb face on my television.

[blondewonk]

i am never gonna let this go 😂

[icarusfrommars]

Matt Shaw they can never make me like you

[blondewonk]

every time i see his dumb face on my television.

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[julisworking]

Toronto, 2024

[beautyqueenforbes]

eras tour wrapped - credit: nicksversion13 (instagram)

[librarycards]

How do you think fat liberation will really benefit thin people

no clue if this is in good faith, likely not, but it's actually so simple. we're tormented into starving ourselves bc we're taught to fear the mere concept of fatness. imagine if that specter held no power; if it was as scary as having a different hair or eye color. imagine the kind of collective power we could build if we freed ourselves - and i mean people of all sizes - from the yoke of restriction & calorie obsession. we could do so much with that freed-up brainspace, and i want a world where that is possible

[cowboyhatesithere]

ttpd is an insane album. are you guys hearing this. what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuck. ascendant.

[cowboyhatesithere]

I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me

[itsjason-15]

She is here to destroy you

[stricatul]

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question