Stand Still, Look Pretty

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When you work in the service industry

[zodiaccity]

[zodiaccity]

Throwback Gemini

[privatebarb]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Jason Parker

Devils Spring System, Florida

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[xgwenstefani]

[your-favorite-gifs]

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[weloveshortvideos]

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[kindestghost]

[accountnameholder-deactivated20]

i saw this on imgur and well, even if something like this is going around on tumblr already it is important.

link to imgur post

[technolojeeesus-blog]

Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.

[theresnorevolution]

“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats

[pepoluan]

DOGS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT BLUEBERRIES!! THE SWR FANDOM IS IN UPROAR!! “PROTECT THE BLUEBERRY 2K15″ BECOMES THE BATTLE CRY!!

Okay, but seriously:

Please Reblog, you might Save a Life.

Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.

[living-fitness]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

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