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BECAUSE YOU ARE A SELF - GROWN THORN ! bnha  oc  /  by  iyak .

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*    monochrrome  .

          “Did you see a cat walk by? Small, fluffy, grey.” They describe the animal best they can,  a bit of sadness lingering in their voice. “He’s not OFFICIALLY mine, but i come around here and feed him sometimes an’ he’s usually always here but right now he’s gone.” And honestly they’re a little worried something happened to the poor thing. “Sorry to bother you, i’m just kinda worried ya’ know?”

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YOU  ABSOLUTELY  ADORE  ANIMALS  !  small  or  big  , limbs  or  no  limbs -  anything  that  displays  traits  of  a  living  entity  draws  your  attention  !  the  absence  of  something  considered  so  normal  ,  so  trivial  ,  in  your  childhood  is  what  led  to  the  excitement  that  floods  over  your  senses  whenever  one  of  them  enters  your  sight  .  fortunately  for  the  other  ,  you  did  see  the  cat  in  question  !  small  ,  fluffy  ,  grey  -  a  perfect  description  !  too  bad  it  ran  away  from  you  (  why  is  that  ?  )  .   ❝   yup  !   a  cute  kitty  just  passed  by  .  ❞   locks  spill  down  your  back  /  with  a  brief  movement  ,  gaze  is  set  up  ,  gloved  digit  following  to  point  at  somewhere  in  the  forest  of  buildings  .   ❝   it  went  ...  there  !    ❞

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me : im not gonna make any more blogs

also me : f......food fantasy oc......

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i found out that my new class is gonna be all girls and uuuuuh

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THAT BEING SAID feel free to add me on discord ( navigator.#4241 ) if we're mutuals

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Hhhhh i've been feeling p shitty these past few days so i think i'm gonna take a small break until i feel better ?? it's probably gonna be a few days but. idk

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shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

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uuuuuuuuuuh anyway im not gonna do anything ic today

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fun fact i've never watched a single episode of the bnha anime in my life

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anyway if ur muse has a powerful / useful quirk theres a rlly high chance haru will dislike them

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             YOU  ARE  A  SHAPELESS  SOUL  ,  a  bouquet  of  melancholy  &  longing  ,  made  from   skeins  &  bits  &  pieces  of  what  you  successfully  destroyed  &  put  back  together  .  envy  ,  like  a  venomous  disease  ,  burns  through  your  veins  ,  the  longer  you  are  there  ,  near  the  other  youth  . you  can’t  stand  looking  at  him  !  you  always  knew  that  there  is  no  justice  ,  that  nothing  is  fair  /  &  yet  ,  it  stings  ,  it  stings  (  your  quirk  ,  a  catalyst  for  the  end  of  your  childhood  )  .  digits  are  tremulous  ,  &  so  is  your  whole  frame  ;  tremor  after  tremor  -  but  you  subdue  it  ,  blanche  flesh  only  hauled  to  the  side  ,  just  enough  to  be  defined  as  a  smile  .  ❝   are  you  ever  cold  ?  or  hot  ?  or  both  ?  ❞       (    @chimeriac   /    sc.    )

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             THEY  LOOKS  SO  SMALL  &  ISOLATED  .  you’d  call  yourself  a  hypocrite  for  thinking  in  such  manner  ,  but  it’s  true  !  you’d  call  you  two  similar  ,  in  some  twisted  way  ,  but  you  are  not  ,  so  you  rather  stick  your  tongue  to  your  teeth  &  keep  words  in  your  mouth  (  like  a  treasure  of  sorts  ;  but  you’d  give  it  out  without  much  thought  )  .  air  reeks  of  poison  &  something  akin  to  misery  .  it’s  subtle  ,  but  you  feel  it  (  you’d  inhale  it  with  your  whole  lungs  )  .  orbs  with  nothing  contained  within  them  but  that  disgusting  type  of  curiosity  obvious  to  mean  nothing  good  ,   along  with  a  grimace   enough  to  show  how  ugly  you  truly  are  inside  .  ❝   you’re  really  pretty  ,  you  know  ?  ❞    (    @latesco    /    sc.    )

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            HEROISM  ,  A  TRULY  INTRIGUING  CONCEPT  .  it  makes  your  insides  squirm  &  your  head  ache  .  you  never  sought  something  so  ordinary  ;  something  the  society  is  accustomed  to  .  childhood  steps  wouldn’t  lead  towards  the  dream  shared  by  many  ,  but  would  stay  in  place  (  it  is  a  concept  constructed  to  even  further  isolate  those  like  you  )  .  heroes  are  the  subject  of  your  fascination  !  you  are  cloaked  in  attire  befitting  of  a  maniacal  man  ,  mismatched  through  &  through  ,  soaked  with  both  dirt  &  blood  of  their  previous  owner  -  hollowed  out  eye - sockets  would  probe  &  push  at  the  frame  before  you  (  a  half - dead  human  ,  is  what  you  could  be  )  .        ❝   are  you  a  hero  ?  ❞     (    @oculushero    /    sc.    )

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(   *   &.   –   BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘  do you think he pooped himself?  ’ ‘  this performance is very avant garde.  ’ ‘  it’s very disrespectful, but it’s human.  ’ ‘  this is embarrassing that i think that’s so funny.  ’ ‘  i know it’s disrespectful, you don’t have to say it. i’m sticking with this one.  ’ ‘  so, cowabunga, baby.  ’ ‘  i think the party’s about to get taken up a notch.  ’ ‘  i got my party boots on.  ’ ‘  that’s ventriloquism 101, i think.  ’ ‘  those sneaks are weak, dog.  ’ ‘  more importantly, you hate this, so i love doing this.  ’ ‘  if you don’t want to talk, you can swing this chandelier into the side of his head and concuss him.  ’ ‘  can you imagine getting up at night, taking a wiz right here, and having that staring at you?  ’ ‘  close the door. what are you, an animal?  ’ ‘  oh, i hate this.  ’ ‘  look! they’ve actually captured a ghost in this box. they’ve actually got it on display.  ’ ‘  lazy. that’s all i have to say about that one.  ’ ‘  what if he thinks we’re the ghosts?  ’ ‘  a classic sixth sense scenario… or the others. or that one goosebumps book, the ghost next door.  ’ ‘  i’m not the ghost, you’re the ghost.  ’ ‘  it is possible that i’m dead right now.  ’ ‘  one time… i cut up… an avocado.  ’ ‘  if i sneezed right now, this think would lodge into my throat.  ’ ‘  ever since then, i’ve kind of been terrified of avocados.  ’ ‘  what if i did die then?  ’ ‘  …fuck, dude!  ’ ‘  this would be a pretty elaborate shared delusion.  ’ ‘  this is actually a secret passage way.  ’ ‘  that’s gotta be worth a lot of moola these days.  ’ ‘  you’re threatening to take the treasure if… he doesn’t tell you where the treasure is?  ’ ‘  i’m just trying to spook him.  ’ ‘  he’s gonna come back with some new technology, like that thing they put the dynamite in like jurassic park.  ’ ‘  …to find the raptor bones. you remember!  ’ ‘  whatever, man. fuck you.  ’ ‘  that’s spooky.  ’ ‘  yeah, that’s very scary. i don’t like it.  ’ ‘  i mean, if you put down a throw rug or something, it’s fine.  ’ ‘  well, i can’t say that i’m not disappointed ‘cause i am.  ’ ‘  you can’t say that you’re not disappointed?  ’ ‘  i know that doesn’t mean anything to you, but it’s not always about you. just saying.  ’ ‘  these are my mothman gloves. i use these to catch him. look at the grip.  ’ ‘  moths aren’t scary.  ’ ‘  it means you’re eight feet tall. it’s a tall joke. get it?  ’ ‘  this guy definitely p90x’s.  ’ ‘  see this guys ass, by the way?  ’ ‘  i’m greatly enjoying this moment, this is nice.  ’ ‘  nah, i sniffed for bullshit. full proof. passed my smell test.  ’ ‘  i don’t trust that one bit.  ’ ‘  those beady little eyes… they kind of look like yours.  ’ ‘  i like this guy. i like his vibe.  ’ ‘  she fought the mothman?  ’ ‘  oh, yikes.  ’ ‘  i don’t think that’s how that stuff works. i think usually if you come into contact with maybe something radioactive or something, you die.  ’ ‘  no, i know, we don’t want you to get shot.  ’ ‘  no helmet this time?  ’ ‘  you think we should try to bro down with mothman?  ’ ‘  don’t do drugs.  ’ ‘  understand… i want to believe in mothman.  ’ ‘  if i thought what i saw was batman on my neighbors roof, i wouldn’t be scared. i would go try to get an autograph.  ’ ‘  if i’m the mothman… and i am not.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna walk out into the woods naked and serve myself up to the mothman so he can have a little feast.  ’ ‘  just call him a batman, why is that hard?  ’ ‘  we should bring a gun… it’s not a joke.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be in the mouth of some coyote later.  ’ ‘  we should be on animal planet.  ’ ‘  it will remain, for now, unsolved.  ’

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My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

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Im so dumb i forgot abt the safe mode thing on this blog

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hey send me questions i wanna talk abt haru