You've Come to the Wrong Place, buddy.

(Reverse!AU of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls.) ... Of course... unless you were searching for an assassin, a druggie, a recovering abuse victim, a ghost, a demon, a war-loving King, an arsonist and her demon twin brother. M!A: Mehmun is six years old for ten asks and two RPs. (0/10, 2/2)

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Ask my Muse's Kid(s) Questions

🏨- When were you born? What time was it? Where did it happen? 🔠- Did your parents name you after anyone/thing? Does your name mean anything? Do you like your name? 🌀- How healthy are you? Were you ever sickly at all? ♎️- Do you know your zodiacs? ❤️- How well do you like your mom? 💙- How well do you like your dad? 💚- How well do you like your siblings? 💛- How well do you like your relatives (grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, etc) 💜- Are you adopted? When did you find out, or did you already know? How well do you like your adopted parents? ❣️- Are you a foster child? Have you ever been a foster child? How well do you like your foster parents? 💕- Do you have a best friend? Describe them, how did you meet? 📕- Do you like reading? What’s your favorite book? 🐺- What’s your favorite animal? Why do you like it so much? 🐻- What’s your favorite stuffed toy? Do they have a name or any interesting stories? 🙈- What kind of games do you play with your siblings? What games do you play with your friends? 🎀- Do you like to play dress-up or have tea parties? 🗡- Do you like to roughhouse or play fight? 💎- Do you like to explore the world around you and hike? 🃏- Do you like to play puzzles and card games? What games? 🐶- Have you ever experienced puppy love? Who was your first crush? 👘- Do you ever have to go to any formal events? Do you like them at all? 🎒- How well do you do in school? What’s your best subject? Your worst? 🕷- Are you afraid of anything? 🦄- Do you like to draw or do arts and crafts? 🐢- What’s your favorite bedtime story/ fairy tale/ fable? 🌟- What do you want to be when you grow up?

[purity-destroyed]

Minor Hero Promo

Nastasia (Lavisco) - Aidan (Lavisco) - Valeriya Jones - Kyle Smith - Justin Gull.

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​​, @bloodisonourhands​​, @mxny-chxnges​​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[purity-destroyed]

Main Hero Promo

Jakob Sullivan - Zlatko Jones - Kenna Collier - Charlie Parker - Alex Wilson - Klara Lullay - Eban Angel - Kasi Smith - Kai Smith - Forest Eyighes

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​, @bloodisonourhands​, @mxny-chxnges​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[mcrkiplicrtv-blog]

Abuse my Muse

Send ↩ + one of these for my muse to abuse yours.

Send ➰ to hit my muse with a belt.

Send 🚫 to insult my muse.

Send 🔪 to cut my muse with a knife.

Send 🔇 to gag my muse.

Send ⁉ to tie my muse up.

Send ❎ to beat my muse.

Send ⏬ to break my muse’s arm, leg, or fingers.

Send 📳 to go through my muse’s phone.

Send ◾ to whip my muse in the face.

Send ⤵ to push my muse’s face into the wall or a table.

Send ⚠ to choke my muse.

Send 🔨 to take a hammer to my muse.

Send 💉 drug my muse.

Send 🔕 to be sweet to my muse after harming them.

[ihavenosoul12]

Writing Commissions

I am opening commissions!

I’m getting the age where it’s expected of me by my peers to get a job (something simple like a paper round or maybe helping out in a shop) - most of my friends have jobs and they’re all making the dough that makes the world go round.

As you probably know, I’m an absolute mess and there’s no way I’d be able to hold up a job. I’m autistic, I’m depressed, I have psychopathic and narcissistic thoughts, the list goes on. I’m lazy as well so there’s no way I’d be able to do even a paper round.

And thus, I resort to my one ‘talent’ - writing.

I don’t know if it counts as a job, per say, but hey, it gets some money in my pocket.

The majority of my earnings will go toward my book series, The Blood Series, (to buy art commissions and other things) and what’s left will be put to things such as games, books and such.

This is just me testing the waters and starting out.

I decided to put most of the details under the cut because there is a lot to mention.

There is a limit of twenty thousand (20000) words, I should say, before we get too far into this, but I will not charge extra if you go above your commission’s limit.

Five hundred (500) to seven hundred and fifty (750) words will cost you five pounds (£5).

Seven hundred and fifty one (751) to one thousand (1000) words will cost you ten pounds (£10).

One thousand one (1001) to five thousand (5000) words will cost you fifteen pounds (£15).

Anything over five thousand (5000) words will cost you twenty.

Keep reading

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(I stole this to be honest, they’ll probably know who they are and they can call me out, catch me caring.

(Like/reblog for a starter where I shuffle my playlist and make a starter from my favourite line.

(Specify muse if you want, also whether you want me to use my YouTube playlist or my Spotify playlist.)

[purity-destroyed]

A'ight, so I guess this is a thing???

Some people call it mains, some people call it permanent starter call, I don’t really know (or care).

This is a mutuals only thing but if you’re following this blog it’s likely we’re already mutuals. If we aren’t (and if we were once), feel free to talk to me about it but there’s no guarantee.

I’ll be taking two slots for each character so I don’t have too many of one. It might change to one, but whatever.

Anyway, like or reblog this post if you want me to do any of these (regardless of whether it’s all of them or just a few):

Being RP partners permanently (unless something happens that causes us to not be, that’s fine);

Me popping into your inbox/messaging system to plot, ship or whatever else there is to talk about RP-wise;

Me giving you nearly all my social media-things (I only have Tumblr, Discord and Skype really, so don’t think you’re going to get a long list - I have a Twitter and a Rabb.it but I’ve basically abandoned them);

Me sending you RP starters and memes at whenever-o-clock;

Sending my asshole muses to pester yours;

Me making closed RP starters for you without warning; and

Crack, angst, shipping, fluff, whatever at any time.

Of course, this is also all vice versa as well - you can do any of these to me anytime too.

If you’re not here for all the muses, feel free to say which muses you want me to apply this to.

Please just… love me. And my muses.

[fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls]

I need to talk about school, why it’s such a struggle for me and why it might impact my RP-ing.

It’s under a read more due to possible stalking and suicide baiting.

Yeah. It’s that serious.

Keep reading

[purity-destroyed]

Background Character Promo

Jonas - Cassie - Amelia - Nix - Jake - Jess - The Light Elder - Blake (Lavisco) - Klaire Lullay - Kasi Smith

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​, @bloodisonourhands​, @mxny-chxnges​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[purity-destroyed]

Minor Villain Promo

Damien (Roth) - Ayla - Loki Lullay - Malcolm - Nico Angel - Davey Sullivan - Aerron Yelad

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​, @bloodisonourhands​, @mxny-chxnges​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[purity-destroyed]

Main Villain Promo

The Dark One - Shadow - Mehmun Salton - Seventh Sin - Carnalsnare - Ezekiel Fortunato - Kiyoshi Kornai - Star Miller - Johnny Miller - [UNDESIGNED]

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​, @bloodisonourhands​, @mxny-chxnges​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[purity-destroyed]

Minor Hero Promo

Nastasia (Lavisco) - Aidan (Lavisco) - Valeriya Jones - Kyle Smith - Justin Gull.

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​​, @bloodisonourhands​​, @mxny-chxnges​​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[purity-destroyed]

Main Hero Promo

Jakob Sullivan - Zlatko Jones - Kenna Collier - Charlie Parker - Alex Wilson - Klara Lullay - Eban Angel - Kasi Smith - Kai Smith - Forest Eyighes

A RP blog for the entire cast of @the-blood-series.

Forty plus muses.

Triggers present.

Run by Soul/Tristan, mun of @fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls​, @bloodisonourhands​, @mxny-chxnges​ and more.

Semi selective, mutuals only.

Mun underage.

No NSFW.

Mild gore, bloodshed, torture, death and violence present.

OC, crossover, ship, crack and angst friendly.

[fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls]

Have you interacted with these characters? Did you like them? Did you feel unsatisfied, knowing that these are only eight characters from a huge cast of characters in my book series and that the perfect muse may have been hidden from sight?

Well, if you’ve wanted to meet the others, @purity-destroyed is for you!

It has every single character that is in the series - and the list will be developing every time a new one pops up.

It’s new possibilities! New interactions! New friendships!

It’s… not as great as it seems, really. I’m just exaggerating for advertising purposes.

Anyway, exaggeration aside, @purity-destroyed is a new RP blog that has all of The Blood Series’ characters - main, minor and background. It’s got demons, sorcerers (who aren’t humans in this by the way), Light/Dark Worldians, humans, hybrids and all sorts of personalities.

Here are some examples of characters:

A flamboyant, insecure demon hybrid who represents the Sin of Pride. (Seventh Sin)

A badass scientist who is the adoptive mother of two hybrids. (Valeriya Jones)

A somewhat happy-go-lucky guy who has a dress sense from the 80s. (Jakob Sullivan)

A Magic Hunter who tortures and kills anything and anyone associated with magic, even if they’re not sorcerers. (Malcom)

A couple of a skater boy and a nerdy non-binary teenager who model the school uniform. (Jonas and Nix)

There’s probably hundreds of possibilities to have with these characters.

If you want to meet the rest of the cast aside from Aidan, Mehmun, Zlatko, Aerron, Klara, Eban, Kasi and Kai, @purity-destroyed is the RP blog for you.

~Soul.

[ihavenosoul12]

I’m going to an LGBT+ club so I’ll probably be scarce for a few hours. First time going - wish me luck.

[fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls]

Have you interacted with these characters? Did you like them? Did you feel unsatisfied, knowing that these are only eight characters from a huge cast of characters in my book series and that the perfect muse may have been hidden from sight?

Well, if you’ve wanted to meet the others, @purity-destroyed is for you!

It has every single character that is in the series - and the list will be developing every time a new one pops up.

It’s new possibilities! New interactions! New friendships!

It’s… not as great as it seems, really. I’m just exaggerating for advertising purposes.

Anyway, exaggeration aside, @purity-destroyed is a new RP blog that has all of The Blood Series’ characters - main, minor and background. It’s got demons, sorcerers (who aren’t humans in this by the way), Light/Dark Worldians, humans, hybrids and all sorts of personalities.

Here are some examples of characters:

A flamboyant, insecure demon hybrid who represents the Sin of Pride. (Seventh Sin)

A badass scientist who is the adoptive mother of two hybrids. (Valeriya Jones)

A somewhat happy-go-lucky guy who has a dress sense from the 80s. (Jakob Sullivan)

A Magic Hunter who tortures and kills anything and anyone associated with magic, even if they’re not sorcerers. (Malcom)

A couple of a skater boy and a nerdy non-binary teenager who model the school uniform. (Jonas and Nix)

There’s probably hundreds of possibilities to have with these characters.

If you want to meet the rest of the cast aside from Aidan, Mehmun, Zlatko, Aerron, Klara, Eban, Kasi and Kai, @purity-destroyed is the RP blog for you.

~Soul.

[fucked-up-cinnamon-rolls]

Have you interacted with these characters? Did you like them? Did you feel unsatisfied, knowing that these are only eight characters from a huge cast of characters in my book series and that the perfect muse may have been hidden from sight?

Well, if you’ve wanted to meet the others, @purity-destroyed is for you!

It has every single character that is in the series - and the list will be developing every time a new one pops up.

It’s new possibilities! New interactions! New friendships!

It’s… not as great as it seems, really. I’m just exaggerating for advertising purposes.

Anyway, exaggeration aside, @purity-destroyed is a new RP blog that has all of The Blood Series’ characters - main, minor and background. It’s got demons, sorcerers (who aren’t humans in this by the way), Light/Dark Worldians, humans, hybrids and all sorts of personalities.

Here are some examples of characters:

A flamboyant, insecure demon hybrid who represents the Sin of Pride. (Seventh Sin)

A badass scientist who is the adoptive mother of two hybrids. (Valeriya Jones)

A somewhat happy-go-lucky guy who has a dress sense from the 80s. (Jakob Sullivan)

A Magic Hunter who tortures and kills anything and anyone associated with magic, even if they’re not sorcerers. (Malcom)

A couple of a skater boy and a nerdy non-binary teenager who model the school uniform. (Jonas and Nix)

There’s probably hundreds of possibilities to have with these characters.

If you want to meet the rest of the cast aside from Aidan, Mehmun, Zlatko, Aerron, Klara, Eban, Kasi and Kai, @purity-destroyed is the RP blog for you.

~Soul.