A Pretty Pink Bloodsucker

She/her 210 Y/O Born Again Vampyr All Monsters Welcome

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everytime I look up ticci toby fanfiction I accidentally type “ticci tony” and it makes me laugh and imagine an Italian creepypasta au tumblresque comic that has too many pasta puns

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the day they made the first mirror without silver was probably sick for all self-centered vampires *ahem* I mean ALL vampires

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blah blah blah 🧛🏻‍♀️

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what do vampires even do?? I’m a fangs-on learner btw

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reblog if you like dark chocolate or have an insatiable thirst for blood

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how to kiss a vampire without bumping fangs reddit

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not to be gross but it sounds like the start of the zombie apocalypse would be a great day for necrophiliacs

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urgently pulling out an EpiPen after devouring 2 loaves of garlic bread

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Vampires don’t even ask to suck your blood anymore, they just stare at you like this

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I should’ve gotten a hearse for my sweet 16th (sigh)

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Do those plastic vampire fangs from Halloween stores give anyone else species euphoria? No? Just me?

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“I’m a purple vampire!”

“I’m a red vampire!”

Those are nice and all but can we please talk about

Pink Vampires 🎀 ⚰️

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Welcome to the Vampyr’s Court

Today’s Fangtastic Topic:

A list of my favorite vampire-related media 🩸

Ruby Gloom~

A nostalgic children’s cartoon with many quirky gothic style characters and an eerie vibe. Sure to warm even the coldest, emptiest tomb of a heart.

Young Dracula~

My current fav, perfect to sink your fangs into if you’re looking for a new show to binge. This British tweenage program toys with common vampire tropes and includes well known characters like Van Helsing and Renfield.

Twilight~

Obviously not a deep cut bite but still a hauntingly great watch. It might be a little surface level for a well-versed monster, but worth the fang-rotting fluff for the aesthetic and soundtrack alone.

Hotel Transylvania~

The kind of movie you watch after a bad night out. Makes you wish your undead parental figure was more like Dracula. Also makes you ponder when you’ll find the Johnny to your Mavis 💔.

The Poison Apple Books~

Ok ok, I did say “media,” not just shows and TV, so hear me out. These books stirred a lot of things within me (not just feelings for women). But also a love for all things vile, twisted, and vampiric.

Well darlings, we’ve come to the end of our time together.

For now~

I bid you farewell

Your Vampiric Queen,

Grace Ellowen