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chaumas-deactivated20240115

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

got a poke bowl from my favorite open late-ish food truck half an hour before they closed and the guy gave me like half a fucking pound of tuna. lets fucking go

closing the store four nights in a row this week bc I'm the only person on earth that works here or ever will work here 🫶 earning so many good boy points to be redeemed at the EASILY EXPLOITED SUCKER STORE with no prizes

whysosirris

#no fucking way this is 11 years old.#i get this stuck in my head still

i accommodate for differences in taste when it comes to talking about music and movies and books except for when a roommate in a previous house tried to step to arthur russell after hearing 30 seconds of one song. literally held up my hand and calmly said you don't know what you're saying and i will not tolerate it.

in iowa.....in the tall grass.....

ladies love the persistant dry cough i've attained from the mold growing in my air conditioner

#i'm cleaning it tomorrow

crabanarchy

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this