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Indie FE8/FEH Valter | Semi-Selective | M!A: None | OC "Friendly" | NSFW will be shown and tagged | Follows back from @Multiverse-Swampy

[bloodstained-beast]

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[catiuapavel]

I was thinking what some of my some of my favourite Fire Emblem boss dialogues could be and remembered how good this one is because after a game fixating on her and bringing her up in every second scene, Valter finally faces Eirika and she has no idea he existed.

He put her castle to ruins, attacked her as she was fleeing, and hunted her down obsessively and she doesn't even know his name. Just pack up and leave, it's over at this point.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Valter eats raw eggs. Not in a bodybuilding freak way but like a snake ❤️

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[textsfromtheemblem]

[bloodstained-beast]

“I come out of hibernation and see there’s a horse girl running around Askr…”

[kaymeewise]

for @swampertgirl

a gift for @swampertgirl

summoner oc (right) belongs to @swampertgirl (sorry if i did it wrong)

Kaymee (summoner on the left) belings to me

[ailheim-art]

Cormag vs. Valter

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins or the Seven Heavenly Virtues does my muse represent the most and why?

Because while my muse may be a sinner, they have some redeeming virtues as well!

Sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.

Virtues: Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility.

[carusources]

Send "____ has a crush on you!" to my muse to see their reaction

Fill the blank with the character's name

[bloodstained-beast]

"No Nut November? What a stupid concept."

[vaememes]

blood sentence starters.

“ why are you covered in mind? ” “ look at all this blood. ” “ there is a bloodlust in my veins. ” “ i’m craving for something. something like blood. ” “ i have a weak stomach for blood. ” “ i’m studying hematology. ” “ is that blood? ” “ who’s blood is that? ” “ we’re standing in a puddle of blood. ” “ do you really drink blood? ” “ how does my blood taste? ” “ you’re bleeding! ” “ i have to stop the bleeding. ” “ clean up this blood before someone sees. ” “ what is good for cleaning blood stains? ” “ why is there blood stains on my sheets? ” “ that’s a whole lot of blood. ” “ oh yes, there will be blood. ” “ now we’re blood brothers/sisters for life. ” “ don’t pick the scab, it’ll start bleeding. ” “ i’m bleeding. ” “ i think there is blood on your shirt. ” “ my favorite color is red, reminds me of blood. ” “ should i paint my nails red? like the color of my victims blood? ” “ blood has such a lovely color, doesn’t it? ” “ are you bleeding? ” “ what does blood taste like? ” “ there was a lot of bleeding. ” “ i think i need a blood transfusion. ” “ knives cause too much blood spill. ” “ i donated my blood today. ” “ can you believe how much blood there was? ” “ i’m sick to stomach just talking about blood. ” “ tell me that is not blood. ” “ why are you so obsessed with blood? ” “ that’s enough for now. clean up this blood. ”

[isa-icycle]

I think I posted this already?? Idk it’s not showing up, apparently I forgot how tumblr works. Anyway, here’s a Valter as requested by @cyanide-rifle !!

*casually takes a bite out of table*

[bloodstained-beast]

He fucked around and found out...

[akarii-memes]

[bloodstained-beast]

He's chuckling, because his wyvern has now gone into heat.

[bloodstained-beast]

"And what do you know of warmth?" -Hol'li

"Simple. I'm not freezing my tail off."

[beebssources]

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