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*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i canât hear shit
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
I drank 9 cocaine u faggot
So.
Cards Against Humanity.
Iâm a big fan. Well, I bought this.
Itâs great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do that.
Do it carefully.
Holy shit.
Thereâs something in there. What could that be?
Thereâs a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
Be with someone who always wants to know how your day was.
(via missambsays)
when youâre writing has and accidentally write ahsÂ
BeyoncĂŠ: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*
Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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-stay up past 8pm -watch pg movies w/o parental guidance -eats yogurt
Here are some wonderful facts about Sea Worldâs orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or âGrannyâ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Donât worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea Worldâs males and some females have it, it makes them look unique!Â
The size of Sea Worldâs tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lotâs of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. Thatâs a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldnât possibly be related to their confinement!Â
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Donât want to do a trick? I guess you donât eat tonight you stubborn thing!Â
See? Sea World isnât as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). Iâm so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
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If you havenât realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasmâŚ
Please donât let this die
Sleep overs in middle school be like⌠đ
i cant think of a caption for this so heres some other sentence: dont leave your unfinished drink on the bus seat because sometimes i sit there and then i gotta deal with your bottle
âItâs easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams⌠that is being naked.â -Rob Bell
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