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[mikeyfarrell]

you know who’s gay?

[calletion]

[legalmenterubia-deactivated2019]

[byebyethinspo]

Do not “wait to get worse”.

I don’t care if you’ve “been worse”

Your body is tired of this.

You deserve help in this moment.

[panic-potato-blog]

I needed this today, thanks.

[baggijaggi-deactivated20221118]

Additionally: It doesn’t matter if other people “have it worse”.

You deserve help.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Needed this, it’s so hard to remember.

[taylortut]

froot loops’ new slogan is “whatever froots your loops” and i cannot begin to list every way in which that makes me feel alone and furious

[taylortut]

it’s so terrible. like just real bad. it doesn’t mean??? anything???

[taylortut]

like i get what it means but it’s only based upon structural similarities to sentences that DO mean something

[tellytubbiesstan]

Seems like the new slogan really froots your loops

[taylortut]

I hate this

[briefinquiries]

Love, Simon (2018)

[jasonptodd]

this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy

[mrpibb]

[apocalypsedreams-deact]

[valtsv]

tumblr post: reblog if you’re not homophobic!!!!1!

me, a gay who is tired of seeing this shit on my dash:

[gaylyy]

heteros: idk she lives like an hour away, that’s too far

lesbians:

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[youmadsaboutit]

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

[lesbian-deadpool]

THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

[eraemx]

I appreciate all of this so much

But also

[addictionmarvel-deactivated2018]

:’))

[browsedankmemes]

[ithelpstodream]

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[enbyofdionysos]

[the-memedaddy]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Being the gay cousin

[c-bassmeow]

LHJ KUYGBLHM