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23. I find humor in everything. I just recently joined the kpop fandom. Send help.

[joonsoulmap-archived]

you so fkn precious when you smile

[zenec]

me @ myself:

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[cooljaycookies]

[veryfunnymemes]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[sixpenceee]

What an amazing amount of detail in this painting. (Source)

[space-is-out-there]

Me at first: it’s good! I don’t know what they mean about the detailing tho :/

Me, watching it zoom out: OH SHIT

Me watching it get to the full picture:

OH MY GOD?!?!?!

[nick-ademu5]

Oh

My fucking

Wow

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[xenosagaepisodeone]

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[acciowine]

[monogramscorner]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[krabby-kronicle]