WONDER WHAT FUCKER THIS IS ABOUT?

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Indie, Semi-Selective, Mammon from Helluva Boss. Penned by Soda. ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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SEMI-SELECTIVE. INDIE.

MAMMON FROM HELLUVA BOSS.

PENNED BY SODA.

MUSE. RULES. MOD.

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Sorry inbox I'm so fucking sick I haven't done jack shit all day 😭😭😭

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do i let mammon say cunt or does he just HONK

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❝You’re cute, you know that?❞

"Cute, eh? Ain't the word I'd use, but comin' from a fizzy bot who's such a cutie herself, I'll give it to ya'."

Bending down closer to the robot's level, one hand occupied with a drink of his own, he put a heavy arm over her shoulders, and pinched her cheeks between his thumb and forefinger.

"You're a special one'a my fizzies, ain't'cha? Wanna feed more s'more compliments then?"

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

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// I made this blog on my birthday, ain't that sexy?? Birthday gift to myself: another fucking asshole to write <3

[shiromemes]

Give my muse an item and see how they react!

Things may or may not be added to their official inventory

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

[stabbyresources]

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

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// biting and clawing at my cage bars to release this menace to the public but having my usual worry that he'll be Too Much and people will run away kjsdfhj

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"What's a guy gotta do t' find some real fuckin' talent these days? Fucking Christ on a shitstick."

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// i'll make a pinned/promo later also it's my BIRTHDAYYYY