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ITS A MEME BLOG!! OMFG!! Mostly for nsfw memes cause there is a lack of memes for that. Sfw memes will also be present. Check Rules for more info. Requests are open currently.

[kittycathrine-deactivated201912]

HELP ME!!!!

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP! March 30, 2019, I found a package on my doorstep with nothing written on it, meaning, there was no addresses or names to be found. Inside there was a notebook and a pencil. The notebook is completely filled. I think what was written in here was meant to be a whole ass book if I’m being honest. And that thought is really upsetting to me because somehow this ended up with me, and not the editor that it must have been going to. I feel terrible… after reading a few pages it is very obvious to me that someone poured a lot of time and effort into this and I have no way of figuring out who wrote it or who it was going to. I already threw out the box because it rained a lot the day before I saw it; the box was trashed and smelled like garbage. (Not about to bring that smell into my house…) Okay, this is the part where I need your help! Please reblog this, I don’t care who you are or how many followers you have, I need to know if they’re here and how this ended up with me. Also, If anyone knows a writer living in the Egg Harbor, New Jersey area who may have possibly sent their work to a publisher recently and/or owned a notebook resembling this one:

please contact me with any questions you have or information on who they are. I can’t do it without some help! SO PLEASE! HELP ME FIND THIS PERSON! I will be posting updates soon.

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Tik Tok Quotes #1

Are you a boy or a girl?

I’m a fucking god.

Okay, but what’s in your pants?

Fucking Magic.

Its time for me to hit you with a weapon of my own design, Tom.

Tom Vc; I am no such thing.

Marik, I Command you to put a bra on this instant.

I refuse! my melons were meant to be free!

Marik! Cease this foolishness!

I can jiggle if I want to, I can leave my bra behind! Cause my boobs don’t bounce and if they don’t bounce well theyre no boobs of mine!

Marik, Come back!

you know whats the most annoying thing about living in a mexican house hold?

when you’re tryna make breakfast, you gotta open all this shit, then you gotta go through all this shit. just to find a pan.

you got tequila everywhere! Why? why is that there?

So then you get your pan, you go to your fridge.

there’s another fricking tequila bottle there.

And there’s no eggs!

Look at that cute snoot.

Deserves a boop

Sneks also have peepers

noodle necks, smelly flickers, and nom nom seekers

those are for finding cheese boys.

Stop! you’ve violated the law!

Its been too long since I’ve seen a good brawl

I’m just warming up

you pathetic worm!

If you’re happy and you know it say meow!

“Meow”

I love you babies!

Feed the babies

Gonna feed the babies

give em a kiss

-whistling bird noise-

love you

Are you sure you wanna do this little girl? I mean what if I’m dangerous?

What if I am?

Tony, what the fuck are you doing?!

I’m making fucking mac n cheese! And nobodies gonna stop me!

Just did a bad thing!

and I regret the thing that I did!

I dress cute

I smile at him!

I even winked at him two times!

And all I get back is one, ONE, fake smile.

There’s a fricking centipede on my floor!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!?!

He likes to play catch

So I asked him if he could catch these hands. 

He said yes.

So I fucking hit him.

Fuck it.

What

Christ!

WOOOOOO

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Letterkenny problems. EP 1-3

Send these to my muse for them reacting to your muse having/hearing about these problems.

You heard some city gal is talking about paying to get their pubic hair ripped out with wax, tell you what grab a cow by the tail theyll kick ya in the box for free if thats what youre into.

Your friends are at picking off groundhogs down the side road they want you to come but your dads got the 22 and your gas tankd as dry as a fart.

You drove down to buffalo to watch the lease play ensure gas cheap but fuck they dont even have dressed chips in that shithole.

Frenched a girl at the bar last night, she taste like darts.

Hocky player walks right up to ya and says he wants to wheel your sister, buddy you couldnt even wheel a fucking tire down a hill.

Drive the ride motor shit faced, now you gotta corn maze.

You have a dad but half your friends have a D ad for some reason.

Closest youre getting in any action this weekend is giving the cows teets a good scrubbing.

You got your ass kicked outside kfc on teeny tuesday.

You dont claim to be an elite conversationalist but fuck you didnt hang with your cousin all day and that guy is a fucking dial tone.

Youre tougher than a set of tired but dumber than an inbred donkey.

Your friend says the sluts got so much torque you cant keep the front end down.

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Send “Don’t do that”. for my muse to react to seeing your muse doing something embarrassing. Thus producing second hand embarrassment.

Send “Please stop”. For my muse to be the one doing said embarrassing thing.

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

If you provide the envy -- I'll provide the spite

“Blue” - Birthday Massacre

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Send 👄 for my muse’s reaction to yours giving them a love bite.

Add a location if you wish!

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Send a 💌 for a starter where our muses are jaded about valentines day and decide to drink the holiday away together. Anything could happen.

[lioness--hart]

Google Has Quietly Dropped Ban on Personally Identifiable Web Tracking

Google is the latest tech company to drop the longstanding wall between anonymous online ad tracking and user’s names.

Guys, this is really important. Until now, Google collected your data, but did not attach your name to it. Now, they can, and will. This new thing they’re doing will allow them to collect your data across searches, your email, Youtube, Maps, Google+, and all their affiliates, and build a complete profile of YOU.

If that doesn’t bother you, maybe this will: they own and can sell all that data, including anything you create and send (artists and writers, take note).

There is a way you can opt out of this ridiculousness. It’s described in the link, but if you’re still not sure about it, please ask me and I’ll guide you through how to turn all this off.

This is my wake-up call. I’ll be locking down my devices and scaling back what I put through the big Google machine, which means you may see less of me across social media. I’m going to keep researching this, but it may mean in order to keep the rights to my creative work, I’ll have to keep it out of Google’s hands. And that may take some doing.

[thebyrchentwigges]

Duckduckgo is a nontracking search engine….may be worth a try.

[tygermama]

So according to the article there is an opt out for this. Instructions are I the last paragraph. I’m on mobile so I’ll edit this more later. EDITED TO INCLUDE OPT OUT INSTRUCTIONS

To opt-out of Google’s identified tracking, visit the Activity controls on Google’s My Account page, and uncheck the box next to “Include Chrome browsing history and activity from websites and apps that use Google services.“ You can also delete past activity from your account.

[jellyroll22]

FUCKING BOOST!!!!!

[fangirltothefullest]

Yeah you’ll want to make sure everything is paused. I already had it paused but now more than ever you’ll want to do this…..

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Psa

Please do not steal my memes. Ive been seeing blogs replicate my send in a kink meme twice now, word for word and I really do not appreciate it what so ever.

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

Munday Quiz

Whats your favorite type of facebook stickers? (If you have a fb, if you dont have one skip this one)

Alternatively, whats your favorite media platform?

What kind of videos do you prefer when it comes to music? Lyrical, Official video or both combined?

Whats your favorite color scheme for fashion?

What kind of fashion do you like wearing the most?

What would you put in an aesthetic board thats for you yourself?

[sinfxlpleasxrememes]

"I want you to make me melt like warm honey."

Sinfxlpleasxrememes

[scotchymemes]

Reblog this post if you want stuff in your inbox!!

If you see this post on your dash, go through the meme tag of the person who reblogged it and send them some memes, starter sentences or questions you have about their muse or portrayal!

Specify the muse when you are sending memes to a multimuse!

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Prank My Muse!!

Whether on anon or as another muse! Pranks can be fun! Or they can go wrong. Or they can go too far. See how mine reacts!

💧to dump a bucket or water on them.

🍊to give them orange juice that’s really just cheese and water.

🌈to throw paint on them.

🍌to throw a banana peel on the ground.

📞to prank call them.

🎺to scare them with an air horn.

🚪to cover the doorway with plastic wrap.

🐍to leave a plastic snake in their bed/sleeping bag.

🐜to leave a plastic bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.

🕷to leave a live bug/spider in their bed/sleeping bag.

🍮to replace the vanilla pudding with mayo.

🎷to tape an air horn to the door/chair.

🍺to pretend to drink vodka- except it’s just water.

🍥to give them bar of soap that looks like a treat- bonus points for specifying what it is!

🔫to pretend to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner- it’s just blue Gatorade/water and food dye.

🏺pretend to break an expensive vase, the blame it on my muse. (Last part’s optional, so leave"______ did it!“ To blame them)

🍬to offer grapes wrapped in candy wrappers.

🍭to offer them some candy that’s supposed to be sweet, but is actually very sour.

❗️to blow sneezing powder in their face.

⁉️to pour itching powder down their shirt.

✒️give them a shock pen!

🌡pretend to have a dangerously high fever!

🔮pretend to read their palm, and give them a bad future.

🦄convince them of a new number they invented between 5 and 6.

🌺to give them a bouquet of flowers they’re allergic to.

🎰give them a fake lottery ticket.

🗺to pretend to move away!

🥛to offer them a glass of “water” but it’s actually just vinegar.

[mintstermonsters]

Tumblr’s Dec 17th Changes

I’m seeing a lot of NSFW writers and such freaking out and I wanted to share the actual article that TUMBLR has provided, not secondhand info.

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https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/231885248-Adult-content

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THIS IS THE ACTUAL HELP ARTICLE.

I’m going to pull an excerpt directly from it for all my monster writers who are concerned:

“What is still permitted?     Examples of exceptions that are still permitted…  Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.”

GUYS. Writings are FINE. 

In addition, blogs aren’t just going to be deleted for being marked as explicit; they’re going to be set to private. Same with any adult content posts. Nothing is just going to be deleted off your page (at this point) and they’re not just going to wipe your blog off the net.

I know this sucks, but there’s still things that you can create here on tumblr. It’s not the best thing in the world, don’t get me wrong, but it isn’t the end of NSFW monster blogs as we know it. It’s just going to take some adjustments.

If you needed the info or know someone who does, please show them the actual article. Wild speculation doesn’t help anybody.

[sadscft-blog]

Howdy! Egg here with a new oc ( not really bc I’ve had him since like 2016 ). If you like emotionally unstable soft boys this is the blog for you. Jaime’s a bit of a mess, but really a sweet heart deep down. Please like & or reblog if you’re interested and I’ll check you out!!

[shitthepizza]

It’s Sinday! Whisper in my muses ear what you want to do with them...

And my muse will indicate whether they are keen or not.

Who knows you may find a new ship…