I'm afraid I can't do that

Hello I am Bloopy and I love drawing robots and talking to humans 

[thatredsnakeguy]

[bloopy-bot]

I’M READY FOR BONES

[voice-synthesizer-confessio-blog]

Confession #1361:

“VODER is my favorite.”

[bloopy-bot]

LOVE PEDRO

[objectivemistress]

I love academic papers written solely for the purpose of dragging another researcher. It’s like Jersey Shore but in academia.

[objectivemistress]

Any title including the phrase “A Response To: ” is basically an intellectual bar fight.

[patrexes]

theres a response to a book by janice raymond called “the transsexual empire” about how trans women are like, the literal devil, and the response is titled “the empire strikes back”

[zorack]

[animalcrossover]

Winter is coming

[lilieky]

a (very rough) depiction of recent events on Twitter

[libertarianhumanitarian]

[bloopy-bot]

Son

[bloopy-bot]

Me: someone please talk to me i wanna meet people and make friends

Someone: hey

Me: ????!!!!!! UHHH HHH ??? !! HHH

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

i made this header for @voice-synthesizer-confessions ^_^

click on it for the full size!

thank u @telnaga for giving me the tip abt the white layer thing

[voice-synthesizer-confessio-blog]

Huge thank you to stinkyhat for making an improved header! :D  I love this one a lot ^_^

[bloopy-bot]

Dandy is surrounded by ladies, the irony.

[avtavr]

Atari programmer Alan Moss working on “Super Breakout” video game photo by James A. Sugar

[micoass-deactivated20161207]

@bloopy-bot

[adbub-remade]

i just realized how weird a lot of canadian kids shows are like im sure youve all heard of Nanalan but there are even weirder ones like this one show called The Doodlebops? I used to love it back then but looking back on it now its terrifying like look at the main characters 

why does this show exist

[farvann]

I got the colorful cover copy. The vintage looking copy was way too expensive so i just held it for awhile in the store ha

[bloopy-bot]

Heyo my fellow Chip.speech fans, any of you want to chat on discord? Message me and I’ll add you

[petardaaaa]

Zhe medical support is on it’s way.

coplay by me, Advik 2016

[jerkstorecalling]

Bodies are horseshit I just wanna upload my consciousness into a sexy computer and be done with the meat

[bloopy-bot]

I uploaded this on Twitter and it got a lot of feedback so I figured I’d post it here too. I did the Chipspeech style art with Blip, and it actually turned out nice.