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[bb-gr8]

so jill ate her own adoption form

[mineapple]

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

even worse is the fact that it’s not the boys in school making these rules

its the creepy ass adult teachers

[darklorderebus]

Question, why would a straight guy be in a woman’s changing room in the first place? Also, gay women would probably look at women in a women’s changing room because that is what they’re attracted to.

[kikis-deliveryservicearchived]

b o i I’m fucking laughing here, did you not read the fucking post ?

I am a lesbian, I am not attracted to fucking genitals, I’m attracted to female mindset, and or identity. I don’t go “OM VAGINAS” like you ugly ass freaks do. I go “Wow she’s so pretty and has a great personality, I think I’m in love.”

“Why would a straight man be in a womans changing room”

you ever heard of fucking peeping toms ?? Fucking happens ALL the time 

Once again most lesbians aren’t attracted to vaginas, we’re attracted to female identities. Do not make assumption about us since you aren’t personally one of us.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[zabchan]

when people come into your inbox to complain about how you ship your rarepare and youre just like, “excuse me?

[ebookey-blog]

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

[betsgay]

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

[dredsina]

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

[face-puncher]

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

[rose-for-dead-alice-deactivated]

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

[feliciakainzofspades]

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

[fangirltothefullest]

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU. 

[smothermewithaffection]

I found a legit chicken brain in my fried chicken. Bones in the chicken fingers. Fries that literally shattered when hit hard enough against the table. Leftovers served after Winter Break. 

[nothingishere12345-deactivated2]

I had milk that exploded on me when I tried to open it. I don’t mean like it splashed on me because I was holding it too tight or anything like that. I mean it was like when you shake up a carbonated drink and open it. I still don’t know how the hell that is even possible.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is my gremlin son and I love him

[softplum-deactivated20210407]

I hope 2017 is a lesbian

[do9]

[glassceilingbreakers]

from total trump fanboy to blocked by the president-elect on twitter

[imperatorkhaleesi]

👀

[taffybuns]

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

[mapsontheweb]

The fewest counties in the fewest states required to win the U.S. presidential election.

[breastforce]

This post is hillarious because so many people are like “this is why the electoral college is needed” but like…

the electoral college…. is why this map would win you the election.

[75orchids]

I have seen the face of god

[secondhandsympathy-deactivated2]

This is the 6 IV Rowlet of Prosperity. Reblog and 2017 won’t be absolute shit

[bpdbuttercup]

tfw ur suddenly hit by the fact that you are so unlovable and no one has ever liked you and you always always get abandoned no matter how hard you try to prevent it

[diachronism-deactivated20190330]

tbh trying to give traumatized people some ‘tough love’ so theyll get rid of their ‘victim mentality’ is the worst,most insensitive and ignorant thing you could ever do and i hope those people will get a restraining order against you

[ultrafacts]

Source

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[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[its-wormtrain]

ahhh gentle pure tama!! <333 for those down about tama’s passing, a good ending–the station has found a successor to her! another calico named nitama (literally TAMA TWO) who was irl buddies with tama off duty AND was a kitty receptionist while tama was around (yes there are RECEPTIONIST CATS at this train station bless it there is a full cat bureaucracy and job market). nitama is pretty chill about the hat and while not as serene as tama was, will undoubtedly come into it with age and experience.

nitama being officially sworn in as new stationmaster.

she also has an A+ face and loves sticking her tongue out. im serious google this cat like 70% of the pictures shes going BLEP its great.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

To be fair Tama was the human equivilent of 80 years old when she passed.  She was dedicated.

[bortoukali]

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

me every day