Magical Shitposting

A blog full of quotes from the Discord Server of Bloopy8Team. Our members are Wilo, Anna, Cam, Maya, Nanner, Scar, and Malachi. Dirty jokes and swearing ahead. HAVE FUN!

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Wilo: Well I do hope you're not stalking all my friends.

Anna: Ah yes, I teleport to Canada every once in a while to stalk your ex-crush.

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Maybe liking red is symbolic of how much I like angst.

- Cam

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Wilo: Why can't someone else just go do it for me?

Anna: Because you are a strong independent wo.

Wilo: ...I'm waiting for you to realise you missed a part.

Anna: Nope. You don't need no man.

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I'm a total dorkasaurus.

- Anna

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Wilo: I JUST KILLED THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN! I'M FREAKING OUT!

Anna: YAY FOR YOU!

Wilo: I'M SCARED IT'S GONNA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Anna: WILO, THERE WILL BE NO ZOMBIE SPIDERS.

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Eating Salsa and chips. At 11pm. Watching a movie that I've seen over 5 times in a year. This is my life now.

- Wilo

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Cam: *hugs the Wilo*

Wilo: Don't touch me, it's too hot for extra body heat.

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She's just checking out the eyes on the trees like "Hi Fred, how'd you get here?"

- Wilo, talking about Maddie, a comic character

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Cam: Mwahahaha!

Wilo: Adorable.

Cam: dammit

Cam: I'm too cute to evilly laugh.

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I think my brain is scrambled. Too many cookies.

- Cam

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I have no love life so I have to satisfy myself with ships. Don't jUdGe!

- Wilo

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Malachi: You should just join me and Wilo and look for a girlfriend. All men are dicks.

Anna: You just called yourself a dick you know.

Malachi: i i'm

Wilo: Good job Anna, you broke him.

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Cam: Wait so is yeet a verb AND an interjection?

Cam: Or is yeet a synonym for throw and it's ALWAYS a verb?

Cam: Why am I getting grammatical about a meme?

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Wilo: Is there even room for romance in this thing?

Anna: Wilo.

Anna: Is there ever not room?

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(This something Anna made up for their comic characters)

Lyra: Look, dude, don't think I'm a sap, but I think... I think I might be in love with Wave... Or whatever.

Kai: *sipping a red bull concoction* Took you long enough. Marry her. I have a priest on speed dial. I can set something up. Right now.

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Wilo: Isn't it fucked up that people get to name their babies?

Anna: No?

Wilo: Oh.

Anna: It's better than them calling the child "that thing," or "it."

Wilo: "Babe go get the thing" "it's crying" "who's watching the thing???" That sounds very obscure, they could be talking about anything. I love it.

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"Officer, I demand to see this man's fetus for security reasons." WTF??What are my parents watching? I must know...

- Wilo