Orange sodaaa

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[anonyymoose]

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

[chick2k1ll]

i’m in that gap between the front of an 18 wheeler and the cargo. that spot with the wires and stuff. yeah that. thats where i am.

[melancholic-whimsy]

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[nigelgraz]

You can never catch me slacking off on my little studies

[clara-scintilla]

Fishery

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ozth]

[artist-rat]

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt let's take ibuprofen together...

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!

[pien-art]

Half-finished Stratt drawing bc I won't have my ipad for 2 weeks so... Last drawing of Her for a little bit <////////3

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt let's take ibuprofen together...

[i-am-a-fish]

water ice cold water glass refreshing sip cold delicious water you want it maybe

[blorange-soda]

i <3 my water…. #1 water drinker…..

[i-am-a-fish]

one william degrees outside