Of All The Marvelous Things To Do, I'm Turning Venom Into Honey

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[markv5]

Каждый имеет право на образование

[softcannoli]

[zooophagous]

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

[careerchip-blog]

Happy New Year!

[animusrox]

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[shinethewaythrough]

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

[srsfunny]

Hospital T-Rex

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

[king-in-yellow]

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nurseblonda-deactivated20140816]

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

[everythingfox]

“What he lacks in agility he makes up for in brains”

(via)

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

money dont grow on trees

[cakeiess-deactivated20150413]

u sure

[highlandvalley]

[broseis-blog]

What are they

[dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog]

dirty

[jkbens]

Bad at drinking milk

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

https://www.pinterest.com/farmhouse.tags

[princessharumi]

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

[funny-tik-toks]

[everythingfox]

“There’s a stray cat that hangs out around my neighborhood. We give her food and water and she accompanies us on our daily walks. Over the last week, she has been extremely clingy and affectionate. She hardly ever leaves our porch. Today after our walk, she brought us her kitten. I feel so honored.”

(Source)

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job

[mocheon-deactivated20180917]

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[endangered-justice-seeker]

WOW

[viostormcaller]

WTF

[jehovahhthickness]

I love science