What Am I Doing Here?

27, Doing that sweeet science 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿->🇨🇭, I've been here way too long

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[boltlightning]

look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

[nylarac]

[kangals]

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

[kangals]

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

[kangals]

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

[kangals]

guess which one is great white

[catasters]

[crownofstardustandbone]

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[targetedknowledge]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[thegirlwithfarawayeyes]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[destielgaysex]

[foreskinniest]

This is what it feels like to be a sensitive young man with a heart of gold in this cruel world

[toesuckler]

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[kittydealer]

u/Lisachen1218

[killerqueenmp3]

[omgthatdress]

they need to ban people from being funnier than me about Oscars fashion

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider