penis

I did not have sexual relations with that woman- Bill Clinton

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

self-care masterpost: Taylor Swift songs

Yesterday I read a post by @no-its-becky asking whether someone could make a self-care masterpost for Taylor’s songs. As I already made a clean speeches one and I love procrastinating stuff I actually should get done before school starts next week, I decided to do one. I did not include every song of hers because some might be exactly what you’re feeling, but I tried to sort through to those who give you some sort of advice and actually cheer you up. Sorry for that.

when you’re angry and need to let your anger out:

Picture To Burn

Better Than Revenge

Look What You Made Me Do

Should’ve Said No

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Bad Blood

when you feel alone with the sentiment of not fitting in/when you feel alone in general:

A Place In This World

The Outside

Long Live

New Romantics

when a friendship/relationship came to an end and you’re blaming yourself for it:

Cold As You

White Horse

Forever & Always

Dear John

Bad Blood

when you hate your own appearance:

Tied Together With A Smile

when you feel like real love does not exist anymore:

Mary’s Song (Oh My My My)

You Are In Love

King Of My Heart

Call It What You Want

Mine

New Year’s Day

Dress

when you think there’s no way out anymore:

Fifteen

Change

Begin Again

Welcome To New York

Clean

Safe & Sound

Sweeter Than Fiction

when you’re treated unfairly/meanly:

Tell Me Why

Mean

Shake It Off

I Did Something Bad

when someone comes around saying sorry to you (while he/she continuously proved he/she won’t stick to their words) and now you don’t know what to do:

You’re Not Sorry

White Horse

The Last Time

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

when you feel like your past mistakes make you a horrible person:

Innocent

when you think it was a fault to love someone:

Holy Ground

when people make up rumors about you that aren’t true:

Blank Space

And finally,

when you just need a fun, upbeat song to cheer you up:

Stay Beautiful

Our Song

You Belong With Me

The Best Day

22

Stay Stay Stay

Shake It Off

How You Get The Girl

New Romantics

Ours

Gorgeous

[diebythedrop-deactivated2017022]

Here’s your fucking breast cancer awareness.

[diebythedrop-deactivated2017022]

This was during my 35 day radiation treatment back in 2013. Breast cancer isn’t sexy. It’s not about saving the boobies. It’s not about no bra day, which is really just an excuse for women to post sexy pics of their nipples pressing through their clothes. It’s scars, nausea, pain, bald heads, burnt skin, and broken hearts.

If this doesn’t make you “aware” then I don’t know what will. 

Does it make you uncomfortable? It should. 

[swallowthatshit]

Thank you for sharing this because I’ve literally never seen this side of it

[kelela-living-life]

THIS.

[mybigfatfitlife-deactivated2018]

This makes me super uncomfortable but this is why I am sharing it. 

We need to see the real story.

Huge hugs to you.

[l0nelype0ple]

[moonch-ld-deactivated20230623]

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

[blowjob-thoughts]

I feel like the usain bolt of blow jobs

[igadrobisz]

[coachela]

I remember that once this picture had a caption that says that this ray of light in the grand central station in new york city, doesn’t come that way today anymore because the buildings close to the station are too high to let the sun shine through and let it look like this

[andyoucallmeupagain]

I lost a lot of respect for caitlyn jenner after her interview with Ellen. She wants people to accept her for who she truly is, but she is against same sex marriage. I just don’t get it.

[delilahtee]

what white people can do to protect muslims tomorrow: 9/11 edition

if you are from the NYC area, this is what you can do:

If anyone at work starts a discourse about 9/11, tell them you wish the nation would work tangibly harder (and not just theoretically) to protect the lives of muslims. 

If anyone at work starts talking about their fear of “another terrorist attack,” tell them you’re afraid the KKK doesn’t slaughter black people today. 

If anyone on the street is harassing a muslim, especially a visibly covered muslim, tell them to fuck off. do not call the police because the police do not try to protect muslims (call 911 if it is life threatening, though). ask the muslim if they are okay. 

give up your seat on the MTA World Trade Center bound trains for muslims. it is scary to stand because we don’t know who can hurt us from behind or from the sides. 

be so fucking polite, please. 

anywhere else, 

if they are being harassed, provoked, or look like they are in danger – get involved. call 9/11 if it appears life threatening. VIDEO IT. 

if they are being ridiculed or treated poorly at work, ask them if they would like a cup of coffee. tea. if they need a ride home. 

if cops are harassing muslims, take a picture of their face. take a picture of anything visible regarding their badge number or name. 

BROTHERS AND SIS – MUSLIMS: please feel free to add to this. PLEASE LET THIS GET AROUND. 

yall want to help? we are telling you how. 

[poshspicestyles]

tips for college freshmen

- Whatever your high school teachers have told you about college is probably incorrect.

- You will get sick in the first couple of weeks because your body has never had to live with 400 other people and deal with all their germs. Always have tissues and chapstick on hand (especially in your backpack)

- Save the syllabus the teacher gives you on the first day. It will have all important due dates and criteria in it

- Don’t buy the book until you know you need it. Textbooks are hella expensive and I only used about a third of the ones I bought my freshmen year (be careful though cause the bookstore can run out)

- Check amazon & other sites for competitive textbook prices

- If you’re lost, ask someone for directions. They won’t care, especially if it’s the first few weeks

- Talk to your teachers. Sit in the front row. It’s almost always a good thing if the teacher knows who you are. Make connections with the ones that stand out to you because you will need them in the future (i.e. grad applications or other recommendations)

- When given an assignment, read it and do what it is asking. Don’t do more. Just do what they ask you to do. (this one is coming from my mom who teaches freshmen and every year someone tries to go above and beyond but ends up not answering the original question)

- STAIN STICK/ TIDE TO-GO IS A NECESSITY

- 8am classes suck. Don’t take a class that early unless you have to. You will regret it.

- Try to schedule your classes back to back but don’t forget to factor in some time to eat

- Get a planner or calendar of some kind so that you can see just how much time you have to write that paper

- Freshmen always travel in packs. That’s how we know you’re a freshmen. If you don’t want to get moo’d at (because you move like cattle), don’t travel in a huge pack of people

- You don’t have to be best friends with your roommate. You may not even get along. But you do have to live together. Be patient. Talk to them. C.o.m.m.u.n.i.c.a.t.e.

- Don’t be afraid to eat alone.

- Separate your darks from your lights when doing laundry and never never never wash anything in hot water unless you want it to shrink and wrinkle.

- Unless you’re in a science course you probably won’t have to bring the book to class. You may never even open the book. See tip #2

- Go to a frat party at least once (if your school has frats). You might love it; you’ll probably hate it. Either way it will definitely be an experience.

- Don’t drink jungle juice unless you saw the person make it. Never accept an opened can of beer. Keep track of your cup. Roofies are real and very dangerous. Always have a friend to walk home with.

- Say hi. Just say hello to people. It’s so easy to make friends in the beginning because everyone else is just as scared and new as you are

College is a blast. Best four years of your life and it flies by compared to high school. Have fun. Be safe. Make good choices!

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

[lauren-draws-things]

i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

[k00nskiddo-blog]

golden retrievers aka sunshine dogs

[shanesomac-deactivated20160815]

[flawlessglamazon]

DRAG HIS ASS RHONDA!!!! 👐👐👐👍👍🙌🙌

[verysharpteeth]

Ronda Rousey absolutely hates Floyd Mayweather and that brings me joy.

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

OMG

[boyswanna-be-her]

brutal

[levanna]

End him, Ronda.

[apeeled]

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

[swiftingforlife]

Taylor Swift // Come Back… Be Here

[bey]

[k1mkardashian]

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