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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Discoholic 🪩
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A murder mystery game where a serial killer dismember's his victims and a lone worn out detective has recovered every part of the victim's bodies except their feet. The detective has to recover them to find the killer. But little does he know the feet were reformed to make the very ouija board he uses to call upon the spirits of past detectives.
The name: The game is a foot.
Am I hungry?? Am I sleepy?? Either way I'm not going to sleep so forget about it.
Don't set your standards on the top shelf because even you can't reach it.
Scurvy love~
With tangerines in the bag
Scurvy love~
And oranges on the side
Scurvy love~
Lemons don't be shy
Scurvy looovvee~
Survy loOOve~
*Sing to the tune of disturbia from Rihanna*
Other names for s*x: The bedroom tango, the body boomerang, the shot in the dark, the drive threw, the Mexican stand, hard enough but hardly trying, the crackling maracas
Sometimes I laugh out loud in public. Like big laughs, uncanny laughs or just snickers and stuff. Sometimes it's really dumb shit that isn't funny at all. But when my friends ask I sorta have to recall it (because I often forget) and sometimes if I I say it out loud it just isn't funny. So, and I don't know why I do this, I think of a joke real quick something that us passable enough to be funny in your head and just a little funny out loud. I call it the speedy recovery.
For your own safety, please remain seated. Anything you say can and will be used against you in an unlawful court. You have the right to a goose. Goosing.
Story idea: A mind reader can read everyone's mind except a certain individual's because the only thing coming out of their thoughts is a high-pitched phone dial tone sound.
They say it's a free country but when I tried to buy it they said it would be 123.8 trillion dollars. I say it's false advertising.
If you have enough humidity in your house you can grow your very own mushrooms.
Me: " I always hit the gym when I come back from work"
*Also me while punching a building* "I HaTe yOu GYm YoU NeVEr wOrK!!!"
Take care of your cow
No need to stress about that dress cuz you ain't got nobody to impress at the press mah dude.
My money is gonna disappear like a cow being abducted by an Alien.... Suddenly and without explanation.
Am I the only one that thinks that « dumbass; Oh fuck I guess they are MY dumbass» is relatable?😂